User:Bizzeebeever/Ick

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Hit List[edit | edit source]

This is what you're after. Articles with a ♠ may be VFDed forthwith. ♣ ♠ ♥ ♦

  1. ♠Asian Timing Syndrome - prob'ly funny to some Paki some'eres
  2. ♠Ass-load (SI) - a "fuckton" would pwn this.
  3. ♠Handburger - I want a crack at a re-write
  4. ♠Leopold Bloom - this is not who Leopold Bloom was
  5. ♠Life after Death Inc. - unoriginal content. Has single edit, whose summary says: "originally written by Mark Liddington in 1998; website became unavailable after 2001."
  6. ♠Malaysian Internal Security Ministry - this incident was already parodied. Redundant article is redundant
  7. ♠Smooth Herman - random
  8. ♠What was that? - four people will vote "keep", four people will vote "delete", it'll be kept.
  1. AP European History - borderline
  2. Ecliptic - "I don't understand this concept, so I'm going to make fun of it by using big words improperly. Hahaha! I'm funny."
  3. Fu Yan Jie - yes, computers are bad at transration. Thank you, now go back to the year 2002, when this was still funny.
  4. Gangsta Chess - I so wanted this to be good. It's "stuck in a time warp in the planet cheese"
  5. Mike Gundy - borderline
  6. Mose - could've been interesting
  7. Phlogiston - lame waste of a good subject
  8. Ship in a bottle - borderline
  9. Terms for American descendents of Africans - borderline. Offensive enough to offend, but not offensive enough to be funny.
  10. Toungby - borderline lame
  11. Uncycloversity:Communist Pork Hole - Don't know if this is needed, seems pointless
  12. Uncycloversity:No Content Here - was VFD'd in 2007, should try again
  13. Whataburger - bleh.

Already {{Fix}}ed[edit | edit source]

  1. American Black Bear - Ebonicpedia. Borderline
  2. ♠Antonio Tejero - from the THIS RULER SUCKS series. So lame, it borders on cyber-bullying.
  3. Auguste Rodin - a significant article about a great man...which happens to be SHIT
  4. ♠Chinar - Yes, British people's accents are funny.
  5. ♠Chintendo - wtf
  6. ♠Domesday Book - waste of a good subject
  7. Femme Men - might not get 5 votes, but I'll chance it
  8. ♠Homestaw Wunnew - bad article about an obscure Flash animation series.
  9. Index.pʜp - It's a "cracking" joke, done lamely.
  10. Irrational - borderline. Concept waste.
  11. ♠Jeff Jarrett - RAPE WRESTLE RAPE NIPPLE LIST LIST SHIT. That's this article in eight words or less.
  12. ♠Kim Deal - random libel
  13. Little Red Smoking Hood
  14. ♠Magic Hole of 1997 - randumbo
  15. ♠Merthyr Tydfil - from the THIS TOWN SUCKS series. Slightly better-written, though.
  16. ♠Minotaur Balloons - random random
  17. Neighbours (TV series) - fix it or kill it
  18. News crawler - borderline, no pix.
  19. ♠Ozma (band) - nobody cares about your band
  20. ♠Photo album - complete shit
  21. Robert Nozick - bad article
  22. ♠SMS - random bullshit
  23. ♠SODEMALL - Huh? Is this funny to Brits?
  24. ♠Salò (film) - a waste of what sounds like an awesome subject
  25. ♠Sephora - from the THIS {{NOUN}} SUCKS series
  26. ♠Skippy-Jif Peanut Butter Debates - random random random
  27. ♠TV-Y7 - and this escaped VFD!
  28. The Alien Wars - eh
  29. Thomas Nast - TODAY IS OPPOSITES DAY! Wait, no, it's not. Lame.
  30. ♠Time warp - begins promisingly, descends into randumbo
  31. Triangular theory of love - decent concept, but...♣
  32. Turisas - band-cruft. Already fix-tagged.♣
  33. Twins paradox - put a {{Fix}} tag on this puppy and call it a day. It's not horrible, but it's not great either.
  34. ♠Untagonism - random shit
  35. ♠Waverly, Tennessee - THIS TOWN SUCKS crossed with RANDOM HITLER
  36. ♠Way Uncool - suffers from a bad case of Shitty Article Syndrome
  37. ♠White race - Complete shit, which is too bad.
  38. Yada Parada - this is JUST awful, but it's already been {{Fix}}-tagged

Unchecked, already {{Fix}}[edit | edit source]

  1. 0207♣
  2. 11 (number)♣
  3. Achewood♣
  4. Air Southwest♣
  5. Antarctican♣
  6. Antis♣
  7. Apas♣
  8. Arpeggio♣
  9. Ars Hill♣
  10. Autotrader Machinamech♣
  11. Basalt♣
  12. Bermondsey♣
  13. Big Norman♣
  14. Bigpox♣
  15. Bo Diddley♣
  16. Board of Education♣
  17. Bolzano–Weierstrass theorem♣
  18. Bort♣
  19. British spelling♣
  20. Bugles♣
  21. Bush Bashing♣
  22. Buskers♣
  23. Busking♣
  24. Butlins♣
  25. Caboose (Red vs. Blue)♣
  26. Candice Night♣
  27. Capital♣
  28. Carousel♣
  29. Chateau-Thierry♣
  30. Cheese potatoes♣
  31. Chess club♣
  32. Chutzpah♣
  33. Cloud gazing♣
  34. Clown fire♣
  35. Coelacanth♣
  36. Commune♣
  37. Constructa♣
  38. Cream cheese♣
  39. Crimes Against Toilets♣
  40. Dali Code♣
  41. Deadpan♣
  42. Dhalgren♣
  43. Doppelgänger♣
  44. Drag Racing♣
  45. Drinking Boots♣
  46. East♣
  47. Electro music♣
  48. Elitism♣
  49. Encrypted♣
  50. Event Horizon♣
  51. Exaggeration♣
  52. FC Lightning Oslo♣
  53. Firesign Theatre♣
  54. Flea Circus♣
  55. Floyd Remmington♣
  56. Food fight♣
  57. Frost♣
  58. Gahh!♣
  59. Gay mailbox♣
  60. Get Tae Buggery♣
  61. Ghostwriter (TV series)♣
  62. Grinnell College♣
  63. HPhone♣
  64. Haggis tree♣
  65. Hammer space♣
  66. Hardware♣
  67. Harlem Globetrotters♣
  68. Hector♣
  69. Heron♣
  70. Hextable♣
  71. Hill Valley♣
  72. Hot-Stop Filter♣
  73. Hugh Grant♣
  74. Humbug♣
  75. ITV Website♣
  76. I Love You So Damned Much!♣
  77. Ingredient♣
  78. Inuit Territories♣
  79. Inverted coil engine♣
  80. Jazz fusion♣
  81. Jefferson Starship♣
  82. John 3:16♣
  83. Kia♣
  84. Kilgore Trout♣
  85. Land mime♣
  86. Lavos♣
  87. Lee from Brizzle♣
  88. Lidl♣
  89. Lineman♣
  90. Logic gates♣
  91. MOP♣
  92. MacGuffin♣
  93. Madness (band)♣
  94. Maintenance♣
  95. Mazda Millenia♣
  96. Medal of Honor (series)♣
  97. Michael Shermer♣
  98. Midwest Police♣
  99. Minibank♣
  100. Mr. Owl♣
  101. Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf Prize♣
  102. Nails♣
  103. Nat Turner♣
  104. New Truth♣
  105. Normandy♣
  106. Olde English (sketch comedy)♣
  107. Ope♣
  108. Pantheon♣
  109. Paris Égalité♣
  110. Patch♣
  111. Patent♣
  112. Pedestrian♣
  113. Pillows♣
  114. Plant Pot♣
  115. Polka-Dot's Disease♣
  116. Poll tax♣
  117. Popular science♣
  118. Pronoun♣
  119. Puritan Soapism♣
  120. Quorn, South Australia♣
  121. RAND Corporation♣
  122. Raptose♣
  123. Ravi Shankar♣
  124. Ray tracing♣
  125. Recreation♣
  126. Recreational Whaling♣
  127. Resource♣
  128. Right now♣
  129. Road sign♣
  130. Rocky Mountain High♣
  131. Rude Britain♣
  132. Ruff and Reddy♣
  133. Rupture♣
  134. Sandwichology♣
  135. Science Fictionally Inept♣
  136. Science teachers♣
  137. Scientific theory♣
  138. Shorts♣
  139. Simplified phonetic alphabet♣
  140. Spuds MacKenzie♣
  141. Stalin Bear♣
  142. Studies♣
  143. Swamp Thing♣
  144. The Absurdity Prophecies♣
  145. The Ice Skater Effect♣
  146. The Polish capital♣
  147. The Troubles with Trimble♣
  148. Thieves Guild♣
  149. Totty♣

In-joke series[edit | edit source]

These are Uncyclopedia in-joke series that are generally crufty. Fire at will.

Jesii[edit | edit source]

None of these have been checked. Some of them (maybe all) may be hilarious.

My Sojourn[edit | edit source]

Full listing. (⇒ are pages more likely to be crap).

  1. AAAA AAAA A AAA AAAAAA AAAAA AA A AAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAA AA AAAAAA!
  2. ⇒That Time I Was Nearly Crashed Into by a Boeing 747 during my sojourn to the Twin Towers
  3. That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Frenchman during my sojourn to Paris
  4. That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Myself during my sojourn to the Gymnasium
  5. That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Nazi during my sojourn to Ireland
  6. That time I accidentally beheaded a queen during my sojourn in France
  7. That time I accidentally launched a thousand ships with my face during my sojourn in Troy
  8. That time I accidentally miscalculated the date of creation during my sojourn in London
  9. ⇒That time I accidentally nuked Hiroshima during my sojourn to Japan
  10. ⇒That time I accidentally took a sojourn in North Dakota during my sojourn in South Dakota
  11. That time I didn't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation during my sojourn in Panera
  12. ⇒That time I got blown up by a Boss during my sojourn in a video game
  13. ⇒That time I nearly X during my sojourn in a Y
  14. That time I nearly drowned during my sojourn on the Titanic
  15. ⇒That time I nearly got an article featured by the community during my sojourn in Uncyclopedia
  16. That time I nearly got my period all over the biggest mall in the world during my sojourn in Canada
  17. ⇒That time I nearly had an eargasm during my sojourn to a Sunn O))) concert
  18. That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada
  19. That time I nearly ran out of loaves and fishes during my sojourn in Bethsaida
  20. That time I nearly raped a yak during my sojourn in Soviet Russia
  21. That time I nearly took a sojourn to Canada while I was being raped by a yak
  22. That time I threw my own poop at monkeys during my sojourn in a zoo
  23. That time I took a sojourn to visit my friend Jim Freklowski
  24. That time I was impregnated by a magic balloon during my sojourn in Dinosaur World
  25. That time I was nearly eye-raped by An Article Written by Somebody that Didn't Read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid: A Retrospective during my sojourn in Uncyclopedia
  26. That time I was nearly killed by Christian Bale during my sojourn on Terminator Salvation
  27. That time I was nearly raped by Devo during my sojourn in Akron, Ohio
  28. That time I was nearly raped by Feyd Rautha Harkonnen during my sojourn in Dune
  29. That time I was nearly raped by Ham after my sojourn through the deluge
  30. That time I was nearly raped by Mr. Winkler yelling AAAAAAAAA! during my sojourn to the Jordanhill railway station
  31. That time I was nearly raped by a camel during my sojourn in Mecca
  32. That time I was nearly raped by a dinosaur during my sojourn in the Mesozoic
  33. That time I was nearly raped by a formula-based running joke during my sojourn in Category:My sojourn
  34. That time I was nearly raped by a gay English teacher trying to sell me a free iPod during my sojourn in Canada
  35. ⇒That time I was nearly raped by a negro during my sojourn to the post office
  36. ⇒That time I was nearly raped by a reindeer during my sojourn at the North Pole
  37. That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
  38. ⇒That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn
  39. That time I was nearly raped by an Oscar Wildebeest during my sojourn in wherever Oscar Wildebeests come from
  40. ⇒That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's
  41. That time I was plundered in the ass by a Viking during my voyage to a retirement villa
  42. That time I wasn't raped by anything during my sojourn to a soda machine
  43. That time NIGGERS STOLE MY PAGE during my sojourn on the internet
  44. That time Stephen Hawking ran over my cat during my sojourn in Oxford
  45. That time a bunch of youths made fun of my bald head during my sojourn to Bethel
  46. That time a newt entered my belly during my sojourn on iCarly
  47. That time a wizard did it during my sojourn in Canada
  48. That time a yak did it during my sojourn in Canada
  49. That time some prick nearly drowned us all during his sojourn on the Titanic

A random list I found somewhere which might contain some crappy pages[edit | edit source]


UndeadGentry's List-O-Crap®[edit | edit source]

Criteria for classification of unchecked pages:

  1. if it makes me laugh, it goes into the "checked" pile
    • If it makes me REALLY laugh, it gets a "!"
    • If it's just funnier than average, it gets a "+"
    • If it's poorly formatted, lacks pictures, or needs a rewrite, it gets the appropriate rating(s), too (tidy, pix, fix, etc.)
    • If I have no idea what it's about, but it is well-written and seems like it might be an inside-joke that I would get if I knew the subject, it gets a "???"
  1. if it DOESN'T make me laugh, it goes on the "hit list". NO EXCEPTIONS.
    • If it's about a notable subject, it DOES NOT get a ♠. My definition of "notable" is completely subjective.
    • If it's borderline deletable, it DOES NOT get a ♠
    • If it's about random bullshit, it gets a ♠. NO EXCEPTIONS.


Note:

This list was {{SUBST:}}'d from User:Zombiebaron/probablycrap. I then used Console.In().replace( /<LI><html><a href=\"[^\"]+\" title=\"([^\"]+)\">[^<]+<\/a><\/html><\/LI>/g, "\n*[[:$1]]" ) in a special javascript console to replace the HTML that {{SUBST:#dpl}} spewed.


unchecked[edit | edit source]

  1. A Grand Wizard did it
  2. A New Car!!!!: An epic tragicomedy
  3. A&R Person
  4. AAAA AAAA A AAA AAAAAA AAAAA AA A AAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAA AA AAAAAA!
  5. Allen Ginsberg
  6. Ambidexterity
  7. Americorps
  8. Antlions
  9. Anton Webern
  10. Atlantic Records
  11. Avocado
  12. Ayurvedic
  13. Babel: The Movie
  14. Backslash
  15. Bank Letter
  16. Bay of Pigs (video game)
  17. Big Sandwich
  18. Biochemestry
  19. Bitterly Angry Asswipe Association
  20. Black operations
  21. Black sheep
  22. Blighty
  23. Blue Nile
  24. Bugger off
  25. Catalytic converter
  26. Celebrity Nipples
  27. Cheesecake of Doom
  28. Chgay
  29. Chilean Miner Farm
  30. Citizens Against Revolting Signatures
  31. Clip-on tie
  32. Clock time
  33. Computer game
  34. Confucius Say: Me Love You Long Time
  35. Confuse
  36. Creativity
  37. Cryptography
  38. Data Protection Act
  39. David DeAngelo's Newsletter
  40. De Gustibus Non Est Disputandum
  41. Dear Jenna
  42. Density
  43. Doppelwanker
  44. Enphlozyme
  45. Entertainment Tonight
  46. Eo:Bonaqualogy
  47. Eraserhead
  48. Everybody blames me
  49. Evil Villian
  50. F5
  51. FVWM
  52. Finite recursion
  53. Fish in a bucket
  54. Folding@home
  55. Good Graphics
  56. Googol
  57. Graham's Number
  58. Graphite Man
  59. Great Sushi Conspiracy
  60. Greater Good
  61. Grey squirrel
  62. Griller Monsoon
  63. Hatstand
  64. Heisenberg uncertainty relations
  65. Hey, what's this?
  66. Hitler Gone Wild
  67. IClothes
  68. Incomprehensibility
  69. Index notation
  70. Indian Superman
  71. Infidar
  72. Information technology
  73. Innovations in Taxidermy
  74. Iraqi WMDs
  75. It's Friday
  76. It:Silent Hill
  77. Jabot
  78. Just some nuts
  79. Kamikaze
  80. Kazimierz Pułaski
  81. Kris Kross
  82. Lao Tzu
  83. Lasagna
  84. Last Page
  85. Laws of Time Travel
  86. Lilo
  87. Lost in the Amazon
  88. M:List of Uncyclopedias
  89. Marys lamb
  90. Max Ostrovski's Guide to Losing Journalistic Credibility
  91. Memo:Revised Urgency Scale
  92. Milka
  93. Minimalist Art
  94. Monica Lewinsky's résumé
  95. Moshe Katsav
  96. Mr kringle is FAT
  97. My Duel with ADD
  98. My first article on Uncyclopedia
  99. National Weights & Measure Sleep Factor
  100. Natural Causes
  101. No U
  102. Nonexistant Article
  103. Nop
  104. Nuance
  105. Oh my God! You're going to Hell!
  106. Open heart surgery
  107. PETA Homepage
  108. People food
  109. Playstation 5
  110. Police State
  111. Port
  112. Portal:Literature
  113. Proven Physical Hypothesis
  114. Pubbians
  115. Reasons God Exists
  116. Remorse code
  117. Repossession
  118. Reproduction
  119. Reverse Psychology
  120. Sand Crab
  121. Secretariacy
  122. Sega Master System
  123. Senior Dream
  124. Shroud of Napkin
  125. Smartypantiasis
  126. Something Else
  127. Spare change
  128. Strawberry bread pudding
  129. Subjectivity
  130. Syntactical concepts of visual basic
  131. Tact
  132. Tailgaters
  133. Taste
  134. Tcl
  135. Tennis scoring
  136. Terror (concept)
  137. Test In Progress
  138. Testicular expansion
  139. The Maine
  140. The Music Man
  141. The page with no discussions
  142. The pen is mightier than the sword
  143. This Article Is Worthless
  144. This Bar Sucks
  145. This other article
  146. ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign
  147. Tongue in cheek
  148. Trapdoor
  149. Triangon


checked[edit | edit source]

Legend:

  • ♣ - already tagged for maintenance
  • ♠ - kill now (used on Hit List, above)
  • ! - a most excellent article
  • + - a decent article
  • tiny - a short article which exists solely because its shortness is funny
  • joke - an Uncyclopedia inside joke: if it's on Uncyclopedia, and it's an in-joke.
  • tidy - needs red links removed, and formatting
  • fix - a decent concept that is potentially fixable
  • feh - insignificant subject, not particularly funny, but someone might want it
  • meh - an article on a significant subject that should be rewritten
  • pix - has no pictures. Nobody cares.
  • ??? - seems well-written, but I have no idea if it's actually funny
  • ♦ - diamond in the rough. Possible VFH material, someday


Articles I don't want to see deleted[edit | edit source]


Unresolved[edit | edit source]

  1. ↑ - OK, OK, hang on. Just a second here. There are TWO (count 'em, TWO) jokes in the entirety of this article. TWO. This being Uncyclopedia and all, that's unsurprising. However: the rest of the article seems to consist of parts of the Wikipedia entry, copied piecemeal. Is THAT satire? Copy the thing being mocked, and then change two sentences? I mean, I could understand it if the folks from other countries thought "Hilton Head" was a funny name for a city. BUT THAT'S ITS ACTUAL NAME! THERE IS AN ACTUAL CITY NAMED HILTON HEAD, SOUTH CAROLINA! IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, LOOK IT UP HERE!

Trophies taken from the dead[edit | edit source]

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