That time I was nearly raped by Devo during my sojourn in Akron, Ohio
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Dude, those guys were fucking huge. Like, WTF?
So there I was[edit | edit source]
camping in Akron, Ohio, doing my nerd thing with the Energy Dome and the de-evolution, right? Like, hardcore geek shit.
and fucking Devo[edit | edit source]
burst out of the plastics factory, musk all over the place, and instead of going for my dog, they make a Devoline straight for me.
so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]
knife and cut the shit out of them, and Gerald V. Casale tried to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. Devo nearly raped me.