That time I was nearly raped by a camel during my sojourn in Mecca

WTF dude?! the thing was fucking psycho!

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was

walking across the desert, doing my Islamic thing with the desert shit and the Arabs, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.

and this fucking camel

bursts out of a fucking sand dune, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the oasis, he makes a camelline straight for me. Like WTF?

so I pulled out my

knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major liver, and intestinal tearing and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously.

It nearly fucking raped me.

See Also

• That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada
• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
• the debilitating skin disease I got from battling the undead