That time I was nearly killed by Christian Bale during my sojourn on Terminator Salvation

He kind of looked like this, only more psycho... and American.

Dude, that fucking guy was pissed. Like, WTF?

So there I was

working on the set of Terminator Salvation, doing my Director of Photography thing with the light fixtures and cameras, right? Like, badass Terminator shit.

and this fucking Christian Bale

bursts off the set, spit all over the place, and instead of going for the rest of the crew, he makes a Baleline straight for me.

so I pulled out my

sorry face and apologized the shit out of the thing, and he still tries to get me fired! WTF?

I barely got away with a major ear-ache and a severe lack of self esteem.

No, seriously. He nearly killed me, professionally...but he did have sex with me later. It was fantastic.

See also

• Christian Bale
• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada