That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn

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It looked kinda like this, only that was exactly how it fucking looked.

Dude, that fucking IP was irate. Like, WTF?

So there I was[edit | edit source]

clicking on the fucking talk page, doing my slacking off from admin duties thing with the Cajek shit and the banning, right? Like, lumberjack computer shit right.

and this fucking IP[edit | edit source]

bursts out of the ether, nerd all over the place, and instead of going for the article, he makes a flameline straight for me.

so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]

sarcasm and mocked the shit out of the thing, and it doesn't try to do shit to me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major boredom lameness abrasion and a severed brachialis intellectualis.

No, seriously. It nearly raped me.

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