That time I accidentally miscalculated the date of creation during my sojourn in London

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WTF dude?! the thing was fucking psycho!

Dude, that fucking history book was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I, James Ussher, was[edit]

bible reading in the fucking seminary, doing my Historian thing with the theology shit and the genealogies. Like, Irish bishop badass shit.

And these fucking genealogical passages[edit]

burst out of the bible, inspiration all over the place, and instead of going in the trash, they make a beeline straight for my mind.

So I pulled out my[edit]

pen and added & harmonized the shit out of the thing, and I wind up writing the history of the world. WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

But seriously, I accidentally miscalculated the creation date of the universe to September 20th, 4004 b.c.

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