Uncycloversity:Communist Pork Hole
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If you're a fan of the ideas and works of Karl Marx, Lenin, Leon Trotsky, Mao Zedong, Joseph Stalin, Fidel Castro, and George W. Bush, you've come to the right place! We've got just the curriculum for you!
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- Logo contest: This should be ridiculously easy...
- Motto and slogan contest: help create a motto and a slogan for Uncycloversity.
- Redesign: Constant redesigns, page moves, confusing hack usage, and rewording of links keep students on their toes! Alert students make the least trouble!
- Learning Projects: Discourage any kind of learning whatsoever
- Organizing Self Management: Getting bad grades? Just make a sock puppet! (Endorsed by the Union of Soviet Socialist Sock Puppets [USSSP])
- Featured content: Uh...
- Policies: Today's complete revision of Uncycloversity's rules and codes of conduct
- Uncycloversity mission statement: Help change Uncycloversity's mission on an ongoing basis