That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's
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Dude, they were fucking gay. Like, WTF?
So there I was[edit | edit source]
standing in the fucking streets of Angel Grove, California, doing my evil plotting thing with Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd, right? Like, space alien badass shit.
And these fucking rangers[edit | edit source]
zap down from space, Cheesy all over the place, and instead of going for the the villains, they make a powerline straight for me!
So I pulled out my[edit | edit source]
lazer gun and shot the shit out of them, and they try to have a 6 - way with me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. They nearly raped me.