User talk:Sarah Baldewijns

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Hey, Shabidoo's friend!  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 23:08 3.19.13

Since we all know Belgium doesnt exist

You'll. Have to admit you're a cartoon. --ShabiDOO 23:19, 19 March 2013 (UTC)

HMC

See you're helping Shabi, Multiliteralist, and I judge. Hello. —  (talk) (contributions) 03:08:01 2013/03/20 UTC

hi guys thx for welcoming me here. Looking forward to reading the articles! --Sarah Baldewijns (talk) 20:53, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

They will be finished at 03.00 tonight. I'll send you info on how to score the pages. The only thing to know is that we are generally scoring them based on humour, creativity and originality...and you give a score out of 10...you can leave a little explanation if you like...if so...please keep the criticism purely constructive...meaning...don't call any of the users total fucking moronic idiots with no talent...even if one of them is a total fucking moronic idiot with no talent. :) --ShabiDOO 21:45, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

Thanks for judging Happy Monkey, and for giving my page such a nice score. It's always good to "see" new people here, as they come in handy when someone needs to make the coffee. I hope you stick around and write a page or two, to see if you like it. One long-time user, Funnybony, told me once that uncyclopedia is a playground for adults, and that's the description I've been using of it ever since. To paraphrase the great Vonnegut, Welcome to the Happy Monkey house! Aleister 1:07 24-3-'13

Judging

Thanks a million Sarah for giving your input into the competition. I've always thought there should be someone from outside throwing in a few points to mix things up a bit. I know you don't feel comfortable writing...but do consider voting on articles and making little edits on articles if you see typos or words that simply must be changed for the article to make sense/be more funny. That...or you can sign back in next year for HMC2014.

Monkey hugs and kisses --ShabiDOO 04:22, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

You're very welcome...As you know I found it challenging at times. I was particularly afraid to be too harsh on people. So, to any of you: if you feel wronged, please remember it was my first time and I promise to make it up to you next year :)

Sarah Baldewijns (talk) 20:29, 27 March 2013 (UTC)sarah

Cartoon

As you are from Belgium you still must be a cartoon. Do you have big wide white eyes with a confused expression on your face or are you one of the animal characters that doesn't talk? --ShabiDOO 22:00, 12 June 2014 (UTC)

HMC

Time to start judging. The judging is here and the main forum is here. You should remember what to do. A brief review is appreciated and do try to give results for originality, humour and creativity as opposed to which article you are the most fond of or think would be popular or featured. So get some Belgian fries, read some news about a Belgian mass murderer and then read and laugh and have fun ShabiDOO 04:31, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

Mrs. French fries...don't forget about the rest of the articulos! :) ShabiDOO 16:13, 4 August 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for making is suspenseful until the end (and of course your fabulous reviews). You have done Flanders proud. VLAAMSE BELANG VOOR ALLE!!!! ShabiDOO 19:43, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

Also if you have a moment...please do a quick check over the scores to make sure there weren't any notable errors (that means no tweaking the results but let me know if there is a serious problem with the scores you gave). ShabiDOO 19:45, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for the kind words on my entry, as well as taking the time to review all the entries. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thanks for the great help Sarah! 11:10, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

Sarah, thanks so much! We all really appreciate what you do! Anton (talk) 16:59, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for judging! ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 17:00, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

Thanks yet again Sarah! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:06, 7 August, 2015 (UTC)

How rude

I just realized I completely forgot to thank all the judges for taking time out of their "busy" schedules to read all of the happy monkey entries. Especially mine since it was the size of a small island nation. So thanks Sarah. For judging and reading and everything. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 17:50, 15 August 2015 (UTC)

Hey, Sarah

Thank you for judging! 18:08, 15 August 2015 (UTC)

Judging

Hey Saraj. Thanks again for agreeing to judge this year. To avoid judges scores influencing one another we will have them send it independently by email (to happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com ). All you have to do is provide a score out of ten for every article for:

• Originality
• Creativity (with the topic, in general etc)
• Humour

You can give a reason for each of those three numbers or just a general explanation (one sentence minimum per article). If you want to give more detailed explanation there is no limit to how much feedback you'd like to give and it is encouraged. I will personally write a full pee review for every article but you certainly don't have to. The only request is that you put in the same effort for every article (unless it is a stub). Have fun and I'll give you, let's say...five days to judge. Let me know if you need more time.

Happy monkey has a vagina and just let out the biggest queef ever! ShabiDOO 20:19, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

i think Shabidoo copy-pasted the message from my talk page. Oh well. Thank you for judging this year's Happy Monkey Competition!  Cassandra  (talk) 11:34am  March 7, 2021

Thanks for judging HMC 2021

Hey Sarah. HMC 2021 was a lot of fun this year. Thanks for all your effort, scoring all the articles and taking the time to make comments. Hope you participate or judge next year!

Full competition scores and results for all the articles here.

Thanks again and happy monkey lovingly farts all over your adorable face. ShabiDOO 11:32, 7 March 2021 (UTC)