User talk:Ninja Kow

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Pee Review

Hiyo, I just ran across your review of Nonsense and found it to be unsatisfactory according to the guidelines. Please read the guidelines and write the review again if you can, and try to offer some advice on improving the article in some depth. Thanks for your interest in Pee Reviews! We're always in need of more reviewers, glad you're willing to do your part. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:07 Mar 13

Paradox!

But any suggestion I'd make would require sense! It's a conundrum! 0_0 --Ninja Kow 03:40, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

...Not really. Sensible reviews are kind of the objective here. If you have a problem with that, then perhaps Pee Reviews aren't for you. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:00 Mar 14

Pee Review

Ah, please be patient with me. I want to give your article my undivided attention. I'll do it today. Mightydandylion 15:34, 14 March 2008 (UTC)