User talk:Nescirian

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Thanks for voting!

	WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
	When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:33, Aug 29, 2007

They think you're my sockpuppet?!?

They are way off. I don't need sockpuppets. If they knew anything, they'd realize the only reason you had voted on those things is because I had told you to on IRC. --Dexter111344 23:48, 5 September 2007 (UTC)