User talk:GAMESPOT=666

IN A FIRE!

Dude!

What happened?--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 00:54, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

If you are talking about the Rigism article, I tried to edit it, I had notepad open, I kept saving the notepad, and then my computer froze up. Is it working? --GAMESPOT=666 00:59, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

It's fine man, I checked and it's all in order, so no worries, and welcome aboard too.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 03:11, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Hey, Thanks

Thanks, man. I've written quite a lot of UnNews. If you look under my 'contribs' thing there'll be a few others you can check out. That should keep you going until I write my next one. :] - Danny Himself

Ouroboros Header

In response to your question, you can get that anti-drug header up there by adding:

<div style="position: absolute; top: 0px; right: 4px;z-index:3;font-family:courier;text-align:right"><span class="nounderlinelink" style="font-size:20px;">[[User:Darkfred/Ouroborus|<span style="color:black">{{!}}o{{!}}u{{!}}r{{!}}o{{!}}b{{!}}o{{!}}r{{!}}o{{!}}s</span>]]</span>
<br>my anti-drug</div>

to your user page (you might have to scroll all the way to your right to copy that). If you want it to say something different, just change the letters between the individual {{!}}'s. You can also change the part where it says [[User:Darkfred/Ouroborus to link to whatever page you want. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:27, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, looks very nice. --GAMESPOT=666 17:38, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Atheist work

Why does my atheist article need more work? It's about the same size as the other version (the religous rant one) Also, If you like Big Rigs then why not check out List of the crappiest video games ever Weri long wang 21:47, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

What about the other version which has the exact opposite viewpoint? Why hasn't that been labelled as having no redeeming value? A little bit of bias on the one hand and hypocrisy on the other; one view's right, the opposites wrong. If you think the droll and dry anti-anti-atheist version is wrong how do you want me to revise it?Weri long wang 23:25, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

It does have jokes; just not the kind of daft jokes your familiar with. It is meant to be droll (just like John Cleese - if God hadn't intended us to eat animals, why would he have made them out of meat. That's funny to a lot of people). Here are examples of this kind of humour from within the article:

• Freedom from god is like freedom from a brain tumor – only better.
• So, unlike every other major religion, atheism isn’t a religion. That is why it is unique.
• [if you] can’t be bothered going through all the burdens of religion (weekly trips to church, Jihad etc) then atheism is for you!
• If you’re an atheist you can’t believe that humans are the overloads of the universe, and that everything was put here for our convenience for us to rule over (like weeds, dust mites and the influenza virus).
• If you accept that a human being is a primate then, according to Desmond Morris, humans not only have the biggest brain of all primates but also the largest penis. (although this is factually true, it's pretty funny!)
• we are the sexiest and most sex-obsessed primates alive! I wonder what Muslims would make of that?
• Most people in the world today are Afairyists, Azeusists and ATonyBlairists

I don't know if you find this funny or not, but it's not fair for to come along and say it has no redeeming value! Weri long wang 00:06, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Yes, you don't think it's funny, but why do think you've got the right to label it as having no redeeming value? There's a lot of articles on here that I don't find funny too you know. Weri long wang 11:16, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

You don’t like my work do you? You just go on articles I’ve edited and delete everything I put. Why are you doing it? Is it a witch hunt against me or something?

• List of the crappiest video games ever
• Atheism
• Reasons to become an atheist/the sensible version

What is it? Just total deletion of what I put. Weri long wang 00:11, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Fine, keep reverting the articles. I'll revert them right back. Weri long wang 12:03, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

(sorry, wrong user. should have been Rei! Ignore this comment)Weri long wang 12:07, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

• You know, he actually will keep reverting the page. Over and over again. If you read the history, you'll find that I've also had a different perspective on the humour of the Atheism article. It's somewhat reassuring to find a nonreligious type Riggist in the same situation. -BaronGrackle 16:24, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
  • In fairness, a lot of that talk page discussion was started because I changed the topic from on-site humour to real-life topics. And he isn't always so totalitarian; he's even since gone back and reverted one of his edits after I commented on it. -BaronGrackle 17:41, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

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Dyslexia

hey, you voted against dyslexia on vfh. not here to hassle, just wondered if you had any advice or recommendations on how i could improve it. thanks - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:21, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

P.S. thanks for the picture you added, definite improvement - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:08, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

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Hey, remember that time you said "For, again"?... Yes, this is for that time. Thanks.-- 20:34, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

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Image?

Hi, I'm deleting unused images. Is this one? or is it used via an external link? -- sannse (talk) 19:29, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

A Belated thanks

For being 16.66% of the people voting for me for adminatii....much obliged! ~ 12:53, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the YOU'RE WINNER! I see the Book of Rigism is the UnBook of the Month! -- Namclone

That is awesome. I can't believe it was almost two years since I first decided to post the Book of Rigism and the intro. It has certainly changed (for the better) since. I wonder if people in the forums remember that I was the one who first had the idea of putting the Book in Wikipedia (promptly erased by those fascists) and then Uncyclopedia. Probably Not. Oh well. Take care, man. Drop me a line!

-- Namclone

seconded

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thanks

for the vote, of course. UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED will soon dominate the front page. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 23:07, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

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Yo dawg

Why don't you come to yourewinner.com any more ;_;

We even made new forums just for you <3 --85.211.160.82 22:10, 10 December 2007 (UTC)