User:0uch

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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user's IQ is over 9000.
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is from Camelot

, and eats ham and jam and spamalot

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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
BROTRR This user is a proud Rigist.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods .
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United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is pilfering ye booty!
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Bottlenose dolphin
Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
Bottlenose dolphin
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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BS
This userpage is bullshit.
BS
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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subliminal!
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Pasta be upon this user.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable noseblower. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and lick at a liquid goo.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is elite.
MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user is a fucking Moron.
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This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
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This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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You'RE WINNER!