User talk:Cajek/Archive9

Regarding Your 'Is Your Man Cheating On You?' Page

This may provide inspiration.

[1] We Are Devo 04:11, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

Regarding your turnaround...

Hi. I'm just a regular ol' joe who wants to go ahead and give you a pat on that there back o' yours for your drastic and incredible turnaround from the noobiest of noobs to all those articles you wrote meaning you're a bitter old coot like the rest of us. Congratulations.

I was just reminiscing upon my life when I remembered Forum:Template "speed"... very weird techie question. It amazed me to see how much you changed, something for which I take full credit (whether I should or not). This, once again, means you're ready for full initiation. So, as you may expect, you will have to take off your pants, summon Olipro from the dead, close your eyes, and hope to God your tetanus vaccination is up to date.

But enough idle chit-chat. I have a proposition for you. A while back I was commissioned by someone to write something called "Jesus in the Kitchen". This is something that I think an insane person such as yourself could certainly assist me with. Please respond with your acceptance or regrettable denial of my humble request.

And, really, make sure you watch your back. You never know when we'll come to run you the fuck down.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:36, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Well thank you for transforming me, Lego! (I still like templates, btw)

I don't think I'm a good writer, but I would like to join in on this crazy-sounding project. What do you have so far? "Spitball" your "ideas" below...   Le Cejak • <-> Nov 27, 00:06

Basically my only ideas are those given to me by the original conceiver, Radioactive afikomen, which I shall now lay out to you verbatim:

Jesus in the Kitchen

What is that heavenly aroma wafting from the oven? Why, it must be Jesus in the kitchen!

[insert pic of smiling Jesus, wearing oven mitts and holding a pie, obviously fresh from the oven (the pie, not him).]

[end article]

I think that the best course of action would be to make "Jesus" be like "Hay-soos" the Spanish name, and "Jesus in the Kitchen" be a whacky telenovella about a male Mexican in the US that not-so-subtly touched on race relation issues.

Alternately, we could make it like UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook and make recipes like "Heavenly Homosexual Hash Browns....with real gays!" or something crazy like that.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:27, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Actually, you know what? I'm just gonna start the page and go from there. I really have no idea what I'm doing   Le Cejak • <-> Nov 27, 00:23

BTW I'm going to not be very involved with Uncyc in the coming weeks. Christmas is an especially stressful time for me, plus I have finals in my psychology classes.   Le Cejak • <-> Nov 27, 01:27

Stressed in psychology class? Oh, the irony! Yes, the cause of your stress was your father...he never hugged you, did he? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:05, Nov 27

Maybe there was too MUCH hugging, if you know what I mean *WINK WINK* *NUDGE NUDGE* *WINK* *NUDGE WINK*   Le Cejak • <-> Nov 27, 02:10

Say no more say no more?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:28, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

I was wondering when someone would refer to Monty Python... Took forever, you guys...   Le Cejak • <-> Nov 27, 02:29

You're not on IRC enough. Along with the buttsex and the psychopathy, there's a fair amount of wordplay. But, tell you what, don't EVER go on there if you intend to pass a tough exam. It's like crack.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:42, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

No, just keep away from IRC in general. Me and RAHB wrote a lot more before we went on there. Then our brains died. It's terrible stuff, IRC. Learn from my mistake! It's too late for me but you can save yourself! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:51 Nov 27, 2007

It's that guy that keeps talking to me and gets weird features on the main page

Hello, Cajek, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. Here are a few good links for smartasses like yourself:

• Wikipedia
• Special:Userlogout

We hope that you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's to your left... no... your other left... yeah, that's it. Remember to be funny and not just stupid, and to take the advice listed here. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:44 Nov 27, 2007

I thought it was quiet round here...

Ah, the 'splanation above about school and stuff covers it. Good luck with that and stuff.

However...

I've just seen your latest pee.

You aren't familiar with the works of Def Leppard? You've honestly never heard a grown man from Sheffield asking everyone to pour some sugar on him in the name of love? And claiming that he makes love like a man? And checking "I suppose a rock's out of the question?" Honestly, what do they teach you at these schools these days?

Oh, and I like the quick skim I had through your latest work earlier. If it hasn't been picked up and peed by the time I get a decent amount of time in front of my PC and a decent sized cup of tea in my hand, I'll give it the full treatment. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:44, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Sure, that would be cool. I also asked LJlego if he would like to, but it'll take a while for him to respond. Either of you guys would be good. BTW, that article is really weird. You thought my other articles were weird, this one is pretty "out there".   Le Cejak • <-> Nov 27, 14:46

user:AE/HowTo:Escape Prison

Well, it seems like you failed to understand the point of this article. The article is not plagirasm, it is a proposed rewrite for the current HowTo:Get out of Jail which, eh... sucks. Read them side by side, and see the major differences. I reverted your Pee, though you can do another review if you wish now that you know the article isn't plagisrism, thanks--Æ 22:58, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review Thanks

Rejoice, Cajek! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Thanks for your pee'! Just so you know, it only mentions one line about the escape, because it's suppose to present how to get in Prison (because you can't escape Prison without getting in prison) and it's suppose to build to the end like HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion does. I'll work on it tonight. Again, thanks!!--Æ 22:01, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Also, I forgot to mention that I intentionally borrowed some ideas from HowTo:Get Arrested (specifcally the Abortion section) because they were worth salvaging just so you know. --Æ 22:53, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

You did a good job for your first article, AE! Please keep up the good work. :)   Le Cejak • <-> Nov 28, 23:37

Thanks. I worked on it a bit earlier though I'm not 100% done yet.--Æ 02:03, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Rejoice, Cajek! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Thanks for your review on my article Rocky Mountains! Your help and comments are greatly appreciated, and keep up the good work! -- Spillin DylanTALKEDITS03:59, Nov 29

A familiar bear?

Hea! Your a fan of Bungle I see! Did you check out his contribution to the world politic at The Color Problem? It's in the "Rainbow Warrior" section. Wonder if you know what his second name was? I think it was Bolks, or Baulks maybe something like that! But I can't find it anywhere on the net... I'm sure I remember Geoffrey calling him something like that! Have fun. MrN 01:02, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Drive-by apologisin'

Hi Cajek. Yeah, I do intend to get around to reviewin' meaning eventually. You're right, nothing's stopping me except my willpower..

Oh, and the massive load of work that's giving me serious stress headaches, the next three nights out at parties I really wish I had an excuse to avoid, and that gaping hole in the living room ceiling I have to fix before our heating bill rivals American Defence spending... ;-)

Have a quick look - I've done no reviews since I said I might look at it. It's top of my Uncyc 'to do' list. Problem is, that list is bottom of a pile of 'to do' lists!

Good luck with the exams, I'll get through my own stresses, and when we both emerge out the other side, we can have a laugh about it later, OK? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 17:02, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Take your time, UU, take your time.   Le Cejak • <-> Nov 30, 04:55

OK, done. Hope it helps. Work sucks at the moment and it's making me crabby and wound up tight, and getting in the way of all the things I want to enjoy. Also, next door's cat keeps looking at me funny. I'm sure he knows something, but what? Man, those things creep me out.

Oh, congratulations on Whore of the Month by the way, if ever an award was richly deserved, it's that one! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:41, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Lists

Why did you revert my edit?

May the Force be with you,--Padawan Animator 01:37, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Me no like lists young... young... youngwhatever.   Le Cejak • <-> Dec 1, 01:40

Um... pardon me? Please elaborate.--Padawan Animator 01:42, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Lists suck. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:43 Dec 01, 2007

EDIT CONFLICT but yeah: Don't put lists into articles unless they're part of the article's theme. ESPECIALLY not articles up for voting on VFH!!!   Le Cejak • <-> Dec 1, 01:44

Sorry, but I still don't quite understand. That was not a list. The heading said "External Link," singular. I wasn't planning on adding anything more. Also, I thought what I did was pretty darn funny. Did you see where the link led to? Many lolz there, bro!--Padawan Animator 01:49, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Skull, you wanna help me out here?   Le Cejak • <-> Dec 1, 01:51

I understand your intentions, Padawan Animator, but we at Uncyclopedia pride ourselves in originality, or at least ripping off someone's work cleverly enough that they won't notice. So external links aren't really all that encouraged. It's all 'bout the writing here, not the stuff out there. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:56 Dec 01, 2007

Excellent. Now I do understand. You have a good head on your shoulders.

May the Force be with you,--Padawan Animator 01:58, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Toodles! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:59 Dec 01, 2007

> Young... young... young whatever.

Young padawan, please. :-)

May the Force be with you,--Padawan Animator 02:50, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

WHotM

WHORE!

	Whore of the Month November 2007