User talk:Blakie

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Please...

...Don't be an asshole. It doesn't make you look smart or funny. Quite the contrary, in fact. Assholery would, for example, be doing something along the lines of, say, this. In fact, I wouldn't be at all surprised to find your name here, Mr. 9/11 Sockpuppet. I hope you enjoy your upcoming ban from whichever admin sees this first. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:00, Sep 8, 2007

I won't be an asshole, I swear. --Blakie 03:14, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

I am no sockpuppet, I swear. --Blakie 03:14, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Really. Then should I pin your name's similarity to this user's and this fellow's up to coincidence? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:21, Sep 8, 2007

Don't ban me. I want to edit. --Blakie 03:22, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Are you a sock of User:Blake C? If so, it's not like you're blocked permanently. It's just a week-long block, and you can start editing again soon, anyways. Lots of users get blocked, just take yours like a man, move on, and learn from it. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:26, Sep 8, 2007

No. --Blakie 03:27, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

OK, well, if you say so. I'm glad you'll start functioning positively on the wiki. If you want the "official" rules, they're here, sorry if I was wrong, and welcome to the uncyc. Oh, and I'm not an admin, btw, just a regular user. But, the once you've been on the site a while, you start to know where Sauron's eye is pointing. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:32, Sep 8, 2007

I'll be putting a very close eye on you. ~ 09:54, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, right. --Blakie 09:57, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

1st of all, I am not an administrator, I can not ban you. 2nd of all, if you are indeed a sockpuppet of Blake C, you can edit under that account as the ban long expired, and I hope your good, or else...--Sir Manforman 11:59, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Also, you are a sockpuppet, there is nothing you can do to deny it, it is so blatant.--Sir Manforman 14:05, 8 September 2007 (UTC)