User talk:Bassguy

Welcome!

Hello, Bassguy, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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Hello, and Thank you!

Hi there. I wanted to stop by and say thank you for nominating The Little Boy Who Lives Down the Street - especially because I haven't been on Uncyclopedia of late, and because it happened without me having to whore it or myself. If I get time this week, I'll reward you with a fabulous template of thanks. Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:11, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Hey there neighbor

Well, looking around uncyclopedia, I found your page, and noticed you're looking to be adopted. Seeing as we've gotten acquainted a bit already in IRC, I just thought I'd put it out there that I'm adopting in the AAN program. Let me know if you'd like to be adopted by me....I can show you how to...tie knots or something. Oh and yeah, how to be good at uncyclopedia. That too. Seeing as you're never going to be able to leave here, you'll need to know some things. -RAHB 20:14, 27 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Thank you for voting for American (species)! As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do. Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _

--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{talk stalk} 03:26, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Why thank you!

Ta muchly! Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off. It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!

You have been thanked, and now (with weary predictability) I must fuck off! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 22:58, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

You win!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to

THE DRUNK OLYMPICS!!!
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!

Congrats! And thanks for the vote! :) --THE 00:57, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Why, hello, sir!

I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!

	The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic.
	*Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with.

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:07, Dec 4

Whoring

Hey would you vote in the BFh section for my article Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? I'd appreciate it.--Dr. Fenwick 22:47, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

One Of These

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays or some such -RAHB 03:45, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:43, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting

GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.

Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 14:59, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you very muchly!

CONGRATULATIONS! Your vote for Grass in the Mist II has earned you a romantic evening with Gizelda, this year's winner of Africa's "Sexiest blade of grass of the year" award!!! Enjoy yourself, and good luck figuring out how to have sex with a blade of grass!

Thanks for votin'! --THE 18:24, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Fat Americans

Thanks for the vote (even though it was an against vote). I took your issues into consideration and I attempted to remove the rants. Hopefully it's better now, so would you reconsider your vote? Thanks --Æ 23:00, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Frankly my dear...

Prettiestpretty thanks you for sucking-it-in and voting for UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind. Fondly, PP

Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:53, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

EPIC FAIL!

	All Praise and Glory Be Yours!
	You have been emphatically thanked for voting for EPIC FAIL! on VFH.
	Due to the nature of the article, your thanks
	template has been stolen from the template
	that tells people a user has been infinibanned.
	EPIC FAIL!

~Fag x FS

Tanks

The Uncyclopedia Health Service gives you a human arm as a token of our appreciation for your vote. Use it as a doorstop, sex aid or nice side to dinner; enjoy. DJ Irreverent