User:Bassguy

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I am Bassguy, a guy who plays bass, and also sax. I came to Uncyc as a result of Wikiquote linking to Making up Oscar Wilde quotes, and after being too intimidated to actually edit anything for a while decided to bite the bullet and join.

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This user is part of The Proofreading Service.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 'Straylyan.
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This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers.
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This user does not speak Random Humour and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Random Humour speakers.
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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This user does it - every night, every day, every possible way.
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This user is an anti-Texan
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Articles[edit | edit source]

Dethklok (rewrite)

HowTo:Control Your Emotions

Asbestos-ish

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Thank you for voting for American (species)!

As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do.

Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _