User talk:Baron1984

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Tell me what's going on between you and Java.

What's happening? I'm curious as to whose side I should be on. Right now, he seems to just being a dick towards you. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:07, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

He appears to have no sense of humor over what's going on in chat, he obviously woun't know sarcasm if it bit him in the ass. Baron1984 11:11, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

IRC Wars pew pew pew nyooooooooOOoooooOoOoooowwww BOOOoOOOOM BOOOOMMM Crash! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:25, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

May I please ask you both to just stop, dress up like a little girl, dance around in the street, then come back and hug? It's far better than the alternative. And FU DJI! Edit conflicting me! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:27, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

I've had it right up to here with you! No a little higher... not that high... yeah about there! Calm down and stop fighting. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:29, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm not the one fucking up people's user pages. Sorry, I'm blunt like this. Baron1984 11:30, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

He's joking. I think that was directed more at me. I LOVE YOU, TOO, DJ! WHAT NOW?!? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:33, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

You have attracted the unwanted attention of the non existant cabal

Please avoid blanking pages in other users' pages. A similar note was left on Java's page, just so both of you can relax. Thank you. ~ 12:01, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

You aren't funny.