User:Xombi p

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When I feel down, I like to deliver a swift punch to James Blunt's throat.

ZombieFat explode.gif This user hunts zombies. What have you done with your life?
Xombi P
Real Name: Anonymous
Religion: Cthulhu Cultist
Age: I really don't see how that's any of your business, do you?
Gender: Man
Member Since: '07
Size/Shape: Wow, I really don't see why you would need to know that. I mean, seriously, this is a website, as in you can't even see me over the web. And if you've read this far, you seriously must be bored out of your mind
Job: Zombie Hunter
Favourite Piece of Journalism: Sci-Fi slaughter
Favorite Article: HowTo:Survive a Zombie Outbreak (duh)
Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Cabal
Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: AAAAAAA
Weapon of Choice: Minigun
Favorite Non-Zork Non-Video Game Game: Warhammer 40k
Favorite Non-Zork Video Game: Fallout
Favorite Zork Game:Zork 2
Ripped Off Based the Format for this Information Box Off of: High Gen. Grue's page (who in turn took it from AAA!


I was a reader of the site for almost a year when I signed up in June 2007. I decided to join Uncyclopedia on the same day I joined Wikipedia. I currently have done nothing since I joined Wikipedia, but have done plenty on Uncyclopedia. I enjoy editing the text adventure games. I plan to join Unicyclopedia pretty soon.

About Me[edit]

I have dedicated my life to zombie killing. Could you have thought of a better career?

All My Sweet Userboxes[edit]

Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Maddox.gif This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
Abyss This user edits The Abyss.

Grueslayer.PNG This user edits Grueslayer.
Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
Skullnbones.gif This user is too pirate for your internet.
Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

MEH This user redefines lazy!
Leroy.gif This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

do-XThis user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers.
gb-LThith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp.
ns-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Newspeak.
rh-NThis user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
sa-NThis user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
uk-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Correct English.
vl-GThis user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Assassin.JPG I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
Villianc.jpg This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

Accomplishments and Awards[edit]

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

Ranks and Positions[edit]

Member of the Order