User:Xombi p

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Xombi P
Real Name: Anonymous
Religion: Cthulhu Cultist
Age: I really don't see how that's any of your business, do you?
Gender: Man
Member Since: '07
Size/Shape: Wow, I really don't see why you would need to know that. I mean, seriously, this is a website, as in you can't even see me over the web. And if you've read this far, you seriously must be bored out of your mind
Job: Zombie Hunter
Favourite Piece of Journalism: Sci-Fi slaughter
Favorite Article: HowTo:Survive a Zombie Outbreak (duh)
Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Cabal
Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: AAAAAAA
Weapon of Choice: Minigun
Favorite Non-Zork Non-Video Game Game: Warhammer 40k
Favorite Non-Zork Video Game: Fallout
Favorite Zork Game:Zork 2
Ripped Off Based the Format for this Information Box Off of: High Gen. Grue's page (who in turn took it from AAA!

History[edit | edit source]

I was a reader of the site for almost a year when I signed up in June 2007. I decided to join Uncyclopedia on the same day I joined Wikipedia. I currently have done nothing since I joined Wikipedia, but have done plenty on Uncyclopedia. I enjoy editing the text adventure games. I plan to join Unicyclopedia pretty soon.



















About Me[edit | edit source]

I have dedicated my life to zombie killing. Could you have thought of a better career?

All My Sweet Userboxes[edit | edit source]

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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods .
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is a paladin .
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user loves Maddox

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Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers.
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This user edits The Abyss.
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This user edits Grueslayer .
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This user is a mutant.
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This user is ARR-some!
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This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
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This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.
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This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers .
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Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Newspeak.
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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Correct English.
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This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.
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United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is a Mercenary

, and chooses their own wars

to fight in.
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Accomplishments and Awards[edit | edit source]

Z2
This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.
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ABYSS
This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
ABYSS

Ranks and Positions[edit | edit source]

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Member of the Order