User:VGDictator/userboxes

Cow Moo Cult This user posses the mighty rank of Full Bull, but contrary to popular belief, is not made entirely of bullshit. In fact, they're a big, fat, fighty officer of the CMC.

Cow Moo Cult Honour - Courtier This user has been bestowed the CMC honour of Courtier. He or she is now an official member of the Upper Court of the CMC Parliament and has Cow Moo Power!

VGDictator has officially been awarded the Cow Moo Cult Isshiki Medal

This user cannot follow any orders!!

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.	UnSignpost Home Delivery Reading This Is The Mysterious Second Step To Getting Profit From Stealing Childrens' Underwear!	WUT This user edits The Secret Of The Secret. Yay for them. =3	This user is part of The Proofreading Service.
This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU!	This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.	This user has tested positive for INTP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.	DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
n00b This user is a n00b. n00b	1337 This user is elite. 1337	Durrr This user is a fucking Moron. Durrr	BS This userpage is bullshit. BS
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH	This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?	This user is addicted to video games.	This user is an adventurer.
LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.	LV-3 This user considers themself an advanced gamer and so probably lost their job recently.	LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.	LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!	nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms. nth	This user is a Mad Scientist.	This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
This user owns a lot of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder.	This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?	This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.
This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.	usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx	Gu This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen. Gu	This user is a cereal killer.
This user will give you a seizure.	THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.	This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!	0101 This user is mostly or entirely made of binary code.
This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.	Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!	This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.	This user is a Discordian. ...and believes that all decent articles were inspired by Eris, monkeys, copious drug use, masked banditos, or Mighty Mouse.
?? This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know. ??	Usb! No, really! Usb!	ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego
This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.	TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA	This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+	.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT	rand This user believes that the only path to happiness is through acts of true randomness rand
O.o This user is most likely insane. It is advised you stay away from this user. Far away. O.o	OMFG FGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMF GOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGO OMFG	ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP
This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.	This user has eye beams.	This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
This user denounces BENSON.	RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks. RAS	MS-A Ya might nawt bea abewl two oondarstawnd diz youwzer whewn theiz spewkeeng therr meint cauz thei zpeekz wiz aw vewrie theeck acksint. MS-A
I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox!	This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.	No user serviceable parts inside.
ubx– crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[some other page or something like that. Meow.]]. ubx– crapload	Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!	This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official	This user can see what you don't!	IP VGDictator/userboxes's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP
This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!	USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11	This user's head A SPLODE.
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie. \m/	This user is a complete, irredeemable apple sauce. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and legislate at a heretic.	NO This user doesn't care. NO
This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.	NOV This user is a userbox novice. NOV	>_> This user is so bored that they decided to figure out how to make userboxes. You should probably run. >_>