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Sock Puppet Template[edit | edit source]

What do you think? Overkill? Note the background color...the Hex Code that is. It sends a message with pretty blue!
1. Would be "I think you are So-and-so," and
2. would be your user name.  – Mahroww a.k.a. Hard Wick Fondles Buggies III  04:44, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

Ehh, no offense M, but if it were me, I'd lose that idea as soon as the impulse to do so could reach my brain! Good thing you didn't go ahead and store an actual template of this... It may have been no big deal, though, because IMHO nobody would ever actually use it. But having your ID associated with something like this in any way whatsoever would make you guilty by association, even if it's a completely different person accusing yet another completely different person. In effect, you'd become a self-appointed avenger by proxy. At the very least, wait until you become an admin yourself - then you might have a reasonably good excuse! --Some user 06:34, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
OH...okay. "Overkill." Eight letters...or maybe 120ish words, take your pick. You really like to take the scenic route huh? Stop and smell the roses. Good for you. Anyway, about the admin thing...I prefer to follow and not be a leader. Well...as long as there's someone worth following that is. Oh...BTW, I vandalized your new article. Well, I guess I did make a valuable spelling correction to a word that you left WIDE open for a practical joke.  – Mahroww a.k.a. Hard Wick Fondles Buggies III  08:35, 14 March 2006 (UTC)
I just thought you deserved a full explanation, M... It's a tough call, in a way, because there are accounts like GOD! that are obviously sock puppets, of which the operator probably wouldn't care much if the little ruse were exposed. But IMHO this is one area where wikis are like real life, in that blowing the whistle (for real) usually only hurts the whistleblower. Also, thanks for fixing the typo! But let me think about the Bedlam link... I'll sleep on it, it's time for beddie-bye anyway. --Some user 08:45, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

One more Pope[edit | edit source]

Okay, wrapping up Linus. See if you can add some of your WOTM magic to it. I forgot to change the caption on the thumb sucking pic, I don't think I want that one now that I added the thumb sucking zombies bit.  :) -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Hard Wick Fondles Buggies III  01:43, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

OK, I'll have a look... --Some user 01:53, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

“I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny. But we can have lots of good fun that is funny.”

~ Dr.Seuss on Some user

That is a totally obscure referene... Heh...why is Dr. Seuss on you? Anyway, thanks for adding some LOLification. I going to try to add a line about Linus Torvald or LInux then post it. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Hard Wick Fondles Buggies III  03:46, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Hey, I just figured out you can "plainlinks" to a template in your sig page. WHOOPEE! The RandomOscarAnagram template really should have gone first but it was leaving a funny space between links (which looks okay but I didn't want it to). I'll have to devote more time to it later. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Hard Wick Fondles Buggies III  21:42, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
One more pope that you can tweak. That is if you wouldn't mind. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease? Also, I have crap for ideas about Pope Clement. Anything you can think of that'll fit the theme?  – Mahroww a.k.a. Hard Wick Fondles Buggies III  08:49, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Hmmm, it's like I am talking to myself. Knock knock, anyone home? Anyway, I have a good idea for Pope Clement. Apparently he was known as Clemens Romanus. I could whip up a nice caricature of Sam Clemens with a nice little pope hat then the rest is pretty easy.  – Mahroww a.k.a. Hard Wick Fondles Buggies III  01:55, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
  • BTW, feel free to add some new names to the list.
Sorry, M, I was, uh, playing the piano. Yes, that's it, playing the piano... Anyway, I haven't gotten around to figuring out what the source phrase for "RandomUsername" is, but don't tell me, I want to figure it out on my own. Also, we may have to do something more with the List of Popes to keep the NRV police away. I'm wondering how much trouble it would be to turn that into a wiki table with columns for "favorite color," "hobbies," "sexiness rating," "naughty/nice," stuff like that? The favorite color could even be an actual cell color. And dang, there sure have been a lot of popes, haven't there! --Some user 16:44, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Ahhh, I figured you were just a huge penis pianist and not just ignoring me (you know, like a dick.) As for the list of popes... Great idea, add some funny...who'd have thunk of that? It'd be easy to fix it up assuming you can leave the <ol> tag in there. Uhmmm, well that's not necessarily true, I can see a way of taking that out and also adding a table automatically. Do a mock up of what you have in mind and I'll apply it. Unless of course you want to do it all yourself...then have at it!  – Mahroww a.k.a. Hard Wick Fondles Buggies III  21:47, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks[edit | edit source]

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

...and for the help in making it what it is Today. Your contributions really made it VFH-able.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:46, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

Well, I don't know, modesty forbids, etc.! On the other hand, maybe this is all part of an elaborate experiment to see if I can get you to disagree with Tompkins about something. Then again, I guess you didn't vote the same way on HowTo:Survive a Robot Uprising, unless you change your mind because of the recent addition! Either way, good luck wid'dat.  c • > • cunwapquc? 01:53, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
I'm still holding off to see if I get nommed ;p. Seriously, though, I'm probably going to vote late in this election, after I lost my vote early last month.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:20, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks[edit | edit source]

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Humility[edit | edit source]

Your Humility article was featured today, congrats. I didn't change the VFH-esque template to an ArticleFH-esque template because I figured you might want to whip something up for it. Cheers --—rc (t) 06:37, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks! I'll give that a shot, though all the messagebox templates seem to be behaving strangely at the moment, for some (no doubt JavaScript-related) reason. --Some user 06:39, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Vee Ayche Eff[edit | edit source]

Some, I must say I was a bit shocked to see you nominated Women's Suffrage. I don't think it's my best work, but I'm very glad to know you liked it enough to nominate it. And, since there's no template (that I know of) for thanking someone (or some user) for nominating their work, have a highly non-coveted WASABI! — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 13:35, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

WASABI.gif Wild Weasel has awarded you the highly non-coveted
Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment
Go forth and do great things!
(just don't get indicted)

Hey, thanks, WW! That's a nice-looking template, actually - I think I'll put it on my user page... And I like Wonderlic test too, actually, but I'm guessing that would have less "universal appeal." I might give some thought to how to illustrate that one, in fact, unless you or Mahroww beat me to it! --Some user 16:32, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Like a Socks Machine.....[edit | edit source]

Dear Mr User......further to your recent edits of Socks Addiction, I'm planning on adding it into the Unpsychlopedia Template, probably under Behavioral Disorders, as that would seem to be the more relevant section. Any thoughts? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Sure, no need to ask - I'll take care of it right away, actually. (I would have done it earlier, but I had to go workies!) You get to add it to Template:Recent, though, if you want to... Who knows, maybe someone will nominate it for something. And hey, if it wins, maybe we can even stop communicating in obscure, veiled references!  c • > • cunwapquc? 01:15, 11 March 2006 (UTC) HINT: MORE EFFICIENT
Veiled? Me? What would be the fun in that? Not sure its front page material, but I think it adds to the Unpsych section. Having said that, I've seen less amusing articles featured (no names to protect the guilty). So you never know.... :)
Anyhoo.....good luck with the Writer of the Month, think its going to be a close call this month. Hopefully, one day, the proles will recognise my greatness too.....obnoxious little ingrates, I'll show them, oh, I'll show them -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Hey, as long as you're having fun, that's all that matters! And I'd nominate you for WotM myself, if only you'd just start using the word "being" correctly. As for me, don't be silly - it's obvious I have no chance, especially since some people apparently still think I'm this "Lir" person, whom I only just "discovered" last week. He's a marginally interesting character, even for a wp troll, but...nope! Anyway, if I do lose, at least it won't be because of a lack of output!  c • > • cunwapquc? 18:35, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
Hahaha......"been" meaning to keep an eye on that spelling issue. Its easier to type "been" than "being" in TextSpeak, hopefully I manage to catch the typos but invariably frantic multitasking allows quite a few through. Quick cheque, that all looks write.....anyhoo you should have as much chance as anyone else, VFP, VFH and all the personality contests should all be fair and on the strength of the actual work involved.
With regards to Lir, I'm a big fan of his writings, as I am of yours, as long as people contribute positively and play nice I personally couldn't care who they are. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Now you're just being silly, Mhaille... And I'll have you know that I looked it up, and several sources suggest that the true pronunciation of "Mhaille" should actually be WAHL-lay, which just makes me even more suspicious — as you might well imagine. Besides, what writings? Mostly I just saw a bunch of hostile minor edits on deliberately-chosen controversial subjects, like Saddam Hussein and shite like that. Maybe I didn't look far enough, but it looked like classic troll/thug behavior to me, which is the last thing I've got time for. Oh well... I guess as long as everybody cares, I'll continue not to.  c • > • cunwapquc? 22:26, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Hey sugar[edit | edit source]

Can you ramble over to User:Prettiestpretty/sandbox and take a look at the text I'm about to upload. It was a good idea that just hasn't translated to words very well. I'm working on image ideas. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:13, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

OK, I'll take a look... Gotta do some actual "work" at some point tonite, though! --Some user 22:32, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
Oh, go here too - Bad Art my favorite topic. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:48, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

Imrealized here...[edit | edit source]

Hey, is there where I put this? I suppose I'm doing this right...wow, thanks man for the noob nomination, wait, should I be thanking you for that? No, no, I should. Anyway, if I knew more about all this I'd throw nominations right back at ya...Cthulhu, Sir Alec Dow (which I've yet to contribute to but will), Walkentology...great stuff man. I'm still trying to figure out how to build a template, make tildes without cheating, format shit and not timeout when I take too long writing something that is marginally funny. And yes, we could definitely move ol' Joyce over to QuoteUnquote but just let me do one thing to it first (just to give it one more level of funny). Thanks again. --Imrealized 22:42, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

What do you mean make tildes without cheating? How do you cheat when you make tildes... Hm. Well, anyway, sorry for intruding. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:51, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
Oh, that's you, T. I think he means that you have to use &tilde; to put tilde characters on a wiki page, because it treats them as substitution variables if you don't. You can also use <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>... But hey, whatever! --Some user 22:56, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
Ah... a substitue to <nowiki> I did not know you could do that.HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:58, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
Correction! That actually produces a "small tilde" ( ˜ ) - for a full-sized one ( ~ ) I guess you'd have to use the character number - &#126; ...not that tildes are all that useful, unless you're trying to imitate James Joyce. --Some user 23:07, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
Or if you wanna make some sort of squigly line.. thing... ~~~~~~~~ HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:14, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
The term "n00b" doesn't carry such a negative connotation here, at least in my opinion... And you get a big square about you on the Main Page that stays there a whole month, so it's actually quite an honor, really! Anyway, I should point out that there would be a downside to moving WWJJD? to QuoteUnquote - namely that it would be much more likely to be added to, edited, and just-plain "vandalized" by people who might not be quite so, shall we say, Joycean. So don't decide too quickly, and don't hesitate to say no... Anyway, did you really like Walkentology? I think you're the only one! That one kinda went over like a lead balloon! --Some user 22:56, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

No, I'm good with "n00b" and whatnot. Hey, if people are still around here checking this out, maybe you'd all be so kind as to tell me...is there a way to get a line like this _______ , but with subscript underneath it? Or could I do that on the one line & then postscript right back there on top? I literally just wandered in here off the street when I started posting a few days ago. Any help would be welcomed appreciated received. --Imrealized 23:08, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Hmm, tricky. I think what I'd do there would be two subs and a font tag. Hi there! My name is Blotto! Click the edit link to see the code... You probably wouldn't want to do it in the middle of a lengthy paragraph, because of what you're seeing here, but it should work OK for a mockup of a fill-out form of some sort, with plenty of <br> tags. --Some user 23:18, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

That is awesome...thank you so much. I'll think you'll get a kick out of what I'm using it for. --Imrealized 23:22, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

If you're still there Some user, thank you again...you saved me fourteen thousand man-hours on this Mad Libs - The Uncyclopedia Edition. Enjoy. --Imrealized 01:10, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

  • My pleasure! And I like the idea - we might want to do still more fancy formatting on it, though. Maybe you can give five minutes of those 14,000 hours to the guy below. --Some user 05:40, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

Your signature[edit | edit source]

Ok, so I am browsing VFP and I am looking carefully at one of the nominated images when I think I see something move on the screen to the left. I glance over and see nothing. Again, I am looking at the image and I see the motion again in the corner of my eye. I carefully look, this time a little longer, and I see nothing. I was not feeling very patient so I did not watch for long. This goes on for about five minutes until I decide to take the time to stare at some of the signature images long enough to see your signature twitch. I thought I was going nuts until I really saw what was going on. I am leaving this message because I believe you owe me my five minutes back. --Mosquitopsu 03:42, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

Do you take TimePal? --Some user 05:40, 14 March 2006 (UTC)