User:Jack mort/ffs

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  • When nominating a user, the template Template:FFS should be added to the userpage of the user you are nominating to be banned {{FFS}}. Anything you add {{FFS}} to also shows up in Category:ban_nomination.
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• Previous bans can be found on the archive pages.

THIS IS A DISCUSSION PAGE.

If you feel the need to whine or start flamewars please do it HERE. Violators of this policy will be BUMMED.

Survivors will be GIVEN INTRAVEINOUS KETAMINE.

Then we bum them again.

Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated users (i.e. you hate yourself and your writings and have decided to prostrate yourself amongst your unhinged peers) must be at least a week old before nomination. Any user under one week old who can type my not self-nominte. users nominated by people other than themselves can still be nominated at any time.

ADMIN LOOPHOLE: Admins may not be nominated for banning. BECAUSE THEY CAN JUST UNBAN THEMSELVES, and because THIS IS A FASCIST OLIGARCHICAL SECT NOT A SOCIALIST MERITOCTRACY.

User:Jack mort

• For creating this, redundant to Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol. For copying {{VFH}} to {{FFS}} without removing the stupid bits. For being Jack mort. --Splaka 22:12, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
• Agree. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 22:14, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

User:Mhaille

• For banning him before he became an admin. --KATIE!! 19:51, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

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