User:Gert5/awards

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I will shoot your brain out of your head.

Awards 4 E[edit | edit source]

  • Thankings: 2
  • Vote thanks[1]: 4
  • Cookies: 6
  • Ninjastars etc.: 3
  • Prix citron: 1[2]
  • User Awards: 1

2007[edit | edit source]

"And then they started raining in like crazy morons from Greenland. OoOoOOoooOOoo"
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I award you an award award!

Jocke Pirat awards you the award award for giving them an award!
Eatencookie.gif Dawg has eaten your cookie!
You shouldn't have left it there.
OMG THANX!!!
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 For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!

Sliffy thanks you!
I so totally stole this box

Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”
Cookie.jpg Kip the Dip has baked you a homemade cookie!
Now go half-ass review someone else's page
Newcookie.gif The Thinker has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
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THANKS!
Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness.
You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
Chomp!

Chomp!

For using MSpaint, Uncyclopedian MSawards you, Gert5, a MSgrue. You have been MSeaten.

Newcookie.gif TheLedBalloon has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
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Operastar
For helping with TYATU. –High Gen. Grue
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 For voting for OCRD, Big Brother thanks you! As a gift in return, have a pet Stalingrue.

BB claims no liability if it bites off one of your fingers or three.
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Thanks for the vote!

For showing the good taste/pity to vote for Old McDonald on VFH, 15Mickey20 would like to reward you with a chicken! He hopes you find many uses for this gift.

Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month June 2007
Newcookie.gif Under User has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie.gif Pongo Version 2 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

2008[edit | edit source]

Holy crap! An ACTUAL award!

Dali Glass Trophy.jpg The Non-Official User Page of the Month Award

Presented By His
Holiness The
Dali Llama

March 2008

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 Gert5 Has Been Awarded Official Thankies By YesTimeToEdit!
This Is Not Just Thankies. This Is Unofficial YesTimeToEdit Official Thankies.

2009[edit | edit source]

Twas a sad year for teh awards in 2008. At least 2009 made up for it. In June. F**k. Thanks, unnamed one!

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Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.

Along with great rewards comes great awards, liek dis:

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Knight Commander of the Order

2010[edit | edit source]

SAFPAS.png For your vote in VFS

and as promised last time
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage whilst inside those areas of Uncyclopedia under Zionist domination.
Certificate also redeemable for one (1) free bagel at your nearest grocery - simply print out and present
to the shopkeeper to claim your free bagel with the filling of your choice.
Rabbi Techno

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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Userpage[edit | edit source]

Awards placed on the userpage, then taken off, then eaten, crapped out, remodeled, renovated, splitten, glued, mixed, electrocuted and then placed on this page

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Original Ninjastar
I award this user a Ninjastar because I'm bored. Cool picture of the Arktm too. –Weri long wang
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This user has successfully found Clorox's hidden links.

Awards 4 U[edit | edit source]

Floppy cake[edit | edit source]

Floppy? Hot dogs!

Floppycake.jpg Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake!
Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.

Cookie Storage[edit | edit source]

I am currently giving out 30 free cookies for random people. I currently have 30 in storage. I didn't give everything away. I am not spinach ho-ho-ho! That's Vender-Shabby.

I made a list of people who I have given cookies to so you would not bother me about it. People written like THIS are sysops. People written like THIS are bureaucrats (Those who will determine who is a sysop or a bureaucrat and who is not)
I have currently given cookies for this occasion to:

  1. Rei
  2. Mhaille
  3. Zombiebaron
  4. PrincessCaitlai
  5. Shandon
  6. Modusoperandi
  7. Mordillo
  8. Tom Mayfair
  9. Tompkins
  10. Squiggle
  11. AAA!
  12. Jocke Pirat
  13. Thekillerfroggy
  14. Braydie
  15. Sir Cornbread
  16. Prettiestpretty
  17. George VI
  18. Chronarion
  19. Dawg
  20. Flammable KUN
  21. Keitei
  22. PantsMacKenzie
  23. Paulgb
  24. Rcmurphy
  25. Sophia
  26. Einstein 145

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. ↑ Probably whored for awards
  2. ↑ Times 4 Billion
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