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Article: UnNews:Unstable man arrested with weapons near K-2 summit

Score: 1 News hounds

Nominated by: Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:12, 26 June 2010
For: 4
  1. Nom+For. Nice UnNews. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:12, 26 June 2010
  2. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 01:45, Jun 25 01:45, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
  3. For Because I get it and it's funny. But I do think it will float well over the heads of most readers if featured, high above the cloud line of their awareness of current events, drifting east of the peaks of comprehension. And there it will float away. although even if you don't know what it's about it's still funny. . .Aleister in the clouds 20:30 25 6 MMX
  4. Motherfucking Symbol for vote.svg For. Why not?--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 20:58, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 3
  1. Against. The tone is all wrong. -- erotic Ape (analyse) (Riot Porn) 13:51, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Against. I don't quite know where this story was supposed to be heading. Seems to me a bit confused. Sorry. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:53, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Against. I love the idea. But the execution I like less. Sorry FB, not this time. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:15, Jun 29
Comments

This is my most recent piece of absurd misinformation on UnNews. I've done quite a few stories, but this one strikes me as particularly bat fuck insane. And hoping that you Ungods on the beach also find it suitably absurd, specially based on the actual news from where it has come - to such a silly state of affairs. Imagine reading-hearing this on the news? I hope Spike does an audio. And I hope its absurdity gets it VOTED "FOR". Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 01:43, Jun 25

Um... Funnybony, you do know that self-noms require a Pee Review, right? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 08:16, 25 June 2010
  • Yeah, Socky, you're right. Although this is already featured on UnNews. And last News I gave for Pee took one month, by which time the news was so old. I've never put news here before, so just a first try.
    Well, if it hasn't been reviewed after a week, you can nom it nonetheless (see this). Basically, this nom is invalid, but you know what? Fuck it, I'll change the nom to my username. But please request a review before self-nomming in the future. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:12, 26 June 2010
  • Hey, Socky! Thanks-a-million. Much appreciated. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:18, Jun 26

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