Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Article: HowTo:Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it	Score: 1.5 Revolving fishhooks
Nominated by:	OptyC Sucks! CUN22:33, 14 Jan 22:33, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
For: 5	N&F. This is gonna fail VFH miserably as it has all the Uncyc taboos: It's short, listy and possibly has some vanity (I don't know DJ's well enough to spot the real ones and the fake ones). Nevertheless it made me lol heartily so I'm gonna run it up the flagpole and see who salutes. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:33, 14 Jan Wipin' my eyes Stupid, innane article, a waste of bandwidth, but I laughed so much that my eyes are tearing. Aleister in Chains 15 Jan. MMX Sure. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 04:40, Jan 15 2010 For. This was written by a noob of mine a looooong time ago. Funny, I love it now just as much as I did then. I can see about expanding it a bit moar. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:07, 16 January 2010 For. Good enough for me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:42, 17 January 2010
Against: 3.5	Against. - The title and concept is hilarious, but it needs a little expansion, and better formatting. It reminds me of Why?:I'm Hot. I hope to vote For on it in the future. – Kip > Talk • Works •• 02:23, Jan. 15, 2010 LOL. If I do anything at all with this, I'm going to make it shorter. To me, this is an example of a great stub. Expanding it would only dilute the funny. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:50, 15 Jan Against. OK, I can help on the DJ front - I've heard of all of 'em, so there's no vanity there. However, the title was easily my favourite part of the article, and the rest of this quite honestly didn't make me chuckle at all. I even read it a couple of times, trying to find out why others seemed to like it. I guess I just totally missed it. --UU - natter 11:51, Jan 15 Tip: To get maximum checking, you will almost certainly have to suspend your hook on some string. If you are using a Peter Hook, please ensure you have the string tied very tight around his neck. didn't even get a chuckle? You're weird, man. :P -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:50, 15 Jan Against. 193.63.122.20 12:45, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Against. With a little work this is an easy feature. But it needs a little work. It's listcrufty and the jokes don't snap like they should. pillow talk 01:20, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	If, Goddess forgive us, this gets featured, the DJ's names should be removed because it can't be proven who amongst them are friends, etc. This would make the article very short and extemely funny for reasons only addressed in masters thesis'. Al'ly McChain 15 Jan. MMX Thanks UU. I also added Shay to the list because in the song Ice, at the end, changes the line to "Check out the hook while Shay revolves it". DJAleister 15 Jan. MMX All the DJ's listed are major artists with applicable relevance to the era. I made sure of that. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:09, 16 January 2010 Abstain. I think I understand it but I don't think it has been worked enough to be a feature as it is. *RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 16:05, January 16, 2010 (UTC)