Uncyclopedia:VFH/Absolute power

Article: Absolute power	Score: -4 Powerless voters
Nominated by:	Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 00:10, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
For: 4	Nom/Awesome Let's see if we can gauge the intelligence of VFH... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 00:10, 22 April 2009 (UTC) For short'n'sweet, plus I want to appear smart.-- You know what the music means... Our time is up. 00:35, 22 April 2009 (UTC) For. --Docile hippopotamus 06:32, 22 April 2009 (UTC) Useless for. Just to be different. Saberwolf116 13:03, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
Against: 8	Against. Djdorama 01:10, 22 April 2009 (UTC) Against.-- 08:43, 22 April 2009 (UTC) Against. If it corrupts absolutely, how come I can still read it? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:25, 22 April 2009 (UTC) NO! muahahahaha, now its MY turn; payback time, ABSOLOOT PAWAAR! muahahahaha... Ok, done. Mahm00shA 09:46, 22 April 2009 (UTC) Against. IronLung 12:09, 22 April 2009 (UTC) Against.. If this goes up - Hello to lots of white space. --Romartus 13:48, 22 April 2009 (UTC) Fail. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:15, Apr 22 Against.. --^Dame 17:14, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	"Knock Knock".-- 00:55, 22 April 2009 (UTC) "Who's There" "Absolute Power" "Absolute power who?" Absolute power corrupts absolutely is a quotation by John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton (1834–1902).The correct quote is "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men." So, If I wrote an article titled "A stitch in time" and have some loose representation of "saves nine" on the otherwise blank page I guess I'd be testing how stupid and easily amused our readership is. Basically a For vote here means that you need to stop playing that fucking video game and start learning something about the world.-- 08:43, 22 April 2009 (UTC) Aww you blew the joke. Eh, other stubs have been nominated before. Anyway, no way in a million years would this get featured. It doesn't mention poo once. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:52, 22 April 2009 (UTC) I say "poopy" all the time, and you never feature me! Waa! Is my poopy not good enough for you? Poopy. (There. I'm done saying that. Poopy.) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:11, 22 April 2009 (UTC) For..-- 10:13, 22 April 2009 (UTC) Abstain. your poopy needs moar penis Mahm00shA 10:19, 22 April 2009 (UTC) It is in my absolute power to abstain. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:34, 22 April 2009 (UTC) As soon as this fails VFH I'm putting it on VFD. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:14, 22 Apr