Uncyclopedia:RYA/Cassie

Hello, dear user. Here is the page where you can rate, criticize and annoy Cassie. Use the template which is hidden below to whine, remember all score are out of 10 and justify everything.

Aspect or issue	Score Given	Comment
Harshness with vandals, spammers and Idiots	9	Remember that assclown Gale?
Sense of humour	7
Approachability	9	Pretty approachable. Surprisingly not a prick, which is a rarity for Uncyclopedia admins.
Availability	8	When she's not off playing Celeste or whatever.
Abuse of Powers	7	Took away CandidToaster's frozen peaches. Might be getting a little carried away with the self-indulgent vanity.
Would you fuck them, seriously?	N/A	Depends on the transition goals. (Maybe.)
Does their fucking job	10	I like people that give a shit. She's practically the only admin actually doing their job around here right now. My lazy self included.
Additional comments	10	Extra woke points from the progressive demographic.
FINAL SCORE	60	When I voted for her on VFS, I described her as, "One of the finest apples of our bunch," and that description holds up.

-- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 11:26, May. 12, 2021

Aspect or issue	Score Given	Comment
Harshness with vandals, spammers and Idiots	10	Your ban hammer has a name -- Mjolnir! "I knew it!"
Sense of humour	10	Current or former Canadian admins with a sense of humor? No!
Approachability	10	Pretty much what Kip said.
Availability	9	What Kip said.
Abuse of Powers	6.5	You Dark Knight Sonar'd Gale. I wouldn't have gone that far, but at the same time, I don't really blame you.
Would you fuck them, seriously?	Um...	No comment.
Does their fucking job	11	"Well, it's one louder, isn't it?"
Additional comments	10	What kip said. Orogressive/trans points!
FINAL SCORE	66.5	A great leader you could have a beer with, like Joe Biden. :drinkeline:

PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 11:45, 12 May 2021 (UTC)

Aspect or issue	Score Given	Comment
Harshness with vandals, spammers and Idiots	0.37452	You said I was too harsh for asking to block Gale5050. Did that age well or what?! lol
Sense of humour	8	Almost a 10, I just don't get the ___elines, tho maybe it's me......
Approachability	10	10
Availability	10	10
Abuse of Powers	10	Wait, is this one supposed to be a low score if it's good? Either way, only Gale5050 would allege this against you lol.
Would you fuck them, seriously?	10	Yes.
Does their fucking job	10	As much as anyone anywhere ever.
Additional comments	10	Peace, love, and potatoes.
FINAL SCORE	68.37452	Beer indeed!

MrX blow me 16:38, 12 May 2021 (UTC)

Aspect or issue	Score Given	Comment
Harshness with vandals, spammers and Idiots	10	Nice 36-line filter you got!
Sense of humour	10	Perfection.
Approachability	10	It's surprising to see such non-aggressiveness from an Uncyclopedia admin.
Availability	8	Per Kippy.
Abuse of Powers	7	Um...
Would you fuck them, seriously?	N/A	Ask again later.
Does their fucking job	10	Is there any other admin that does their job at all?
Additional comments	-1	They made me stop using proprietary software (+100), but that indirectly encouraged me to install LibreJS, which broke literally every script I've created, and also renders recent changes unreadable (-101).
FINAL SCORE	44	make. cassie. a. sysadmin. now.

JJP_Master 17:00, 12 May 2021 (UTC)