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Hello, dear user. Here is the page where you can rate, criticize and annoy Cassie. Use the template which is hidden below to whine, remember all score are out of 10 and justify everything.
| Aspect or issue | Score Given | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Harshness with vandals, spammers and Idiots | 9 | Remember that assclown Gale? |
| Sense of humour | 7 | 
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| Approachability | 9 | Pretty approachable. Surprisingly not a prick, which is a rarity for Uncyclopedia admins. |
| Availability | 8 | When she's not off playing Celeste or whatever. |
| Abuse of Powers | 7 | Took away CandidToaster's frozen peaches. Might be getting a little carried away with the self-indulgent vanity. |
| Would you fuck them, seriously? | N/A | Depends on the transition goals. (Maybe.) |
| Does their fucking job | 10 | I like people that give a shit. She's practically the only admin actually doing their job around here right now. My lazy self included. |
| Additional comments | 10 | Extra woke points from the progressive demographic. |
| FINAL SCORE | 60 | When I voted for her on VFS, I described her as, "One of the finest apples of our bunch," and that description holds up. |
-- Kip the Egg 
Talk Works 11:26, May. 12, 2021
| Aspect or issue | Score Given | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Harshness with vandals, spammers and Idiots | 10 | Your ban hammer has a name -- Mjolnir! "I knew it!" |
| Sense of humour | 10 | Current or former Canadian admins with a sense of humor? No! |
| Approachability | 10 | Pretty much what Kip said. |
| Availability | 9 | What Kip said. |
| Abuse of Powers | 6.5 | You Dark Knight Sonar'd Gale. I wouldn't have gone that far, but at the same time, I don't really blame you. |
| Would you fuck them, seriously? | Um... | No comment. |
| Does their fucking job | 11 | "Well, it's one louder, isn't it?" |
| Additional comments | 10 | What kip said. Orogressive/trans points! |
| FINAL SCORE | 66.5 | A great leader you could have a beer with, like Joe Biden. :drinkeline: |
PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 11:45, 12 May 2021 (UTC)
| Aspect or issue | Score Given | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Harshness with vandals, spammers and Idiots | 0.37452 | You said I was too harsh for asking to block Gale5050. Did that age well or what?! lol |
| Sense of humour | 8 | Almost a 10, I just don't get the ___elines, tho maybe it's me...... |
| Approachability | 10 | 10 |
| Availability | 10 | 10 |
| Abuse of Powers | 10 | Wait, is this one supposed to be a low score if it's good? Either way, only Gale5050 would allege this against you lol. |
| Would you fuck them, seriously? | 10 | Yes. |
| Does their fucking job | 10 | As much as anyone anywhere ever. |
| Additional comments | 10 | Peace, love, and potatoes. |
| FINAL SCORE | 68.37452 | Beer indeed! |
MrX blow me 
16:38, 12 May 2021 (UTC)
| Aspect or issue | Score Given | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| Harshness with vandals, spammers and Idiots | 10 | Nice 36-line filter you got! |
| Sense of humour | 10 | Perfection. |
| Approachability | 10 | It's surprising to see such non-aggressiveness from an Uncyclopedia admin. |
| Availability | 8 | Per Kippy. |
| Abuse of Powers | 7 | Um... |
| Would you fuck them, seriously? | N/A | Ask again later. |
| Does their fucking job | 10 | Is there any other admin that does their job at all? |
| Additional comments | -1 | They made me stop using proprietary software (+100), but that indirectly encouraged me to install LibreJS, which broke literally every script I've created, and also renders recent changes unreadable (-101). |
| FINAL SCORE | 44 | make. cassie. a. sysadmin. now. |