Sr Pelo

Sr Pelo is a Mexican YouTuber, animator, and professional vocal cord assassin best known for producing videos that can shatter windows, terrify dogs, and summon Cthulhu with one extended “AAAAAAAAAAAAA.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

He is not to be confused with El Pelo, his evil twin, whose only content consists of awkward silence and hair tutorials.

History

Sr Pelo was allegedly born when a regular baby screamed so loudly in the delivery room that the nurse instantly went bald. Scientists later confirmed this baby was Pelo, and the bald nurse’s head became his channel mascot.

He rose to fame by uploading animations so violently loud that early YouTube servers mistook them for nuclear tests. Rumor has it the FBI once tried to ban him because his “Mokey” videos triggered the Richter scale.

Content

Sr Pelo's channel is best described as:

• 50% screaming
• 40% weird faces
• 10% screaming about weird faces

Types Of Videos:

• Mokey's show - An “educational” series that teaches kids how to scream profanity in public libraries.
• Spooky Month - Annual Halloween cartoons reminding viewers that every month is actually spooky month if you never stop screaming.
• Random Screaming Shorts - Self-explanatory.

Trademark Features

• The Scream™: Capable of breaking sound barriers, relationships, and pacemakers.
• The Eyes: Characters’ eyes are drawn like they’ve just seen a cursed TikTok at 3 AM.
• The Energy: Pelo has enough hyperactivity to power an entire Mexican city during Día de los Muertos.

Influence On Society

• Schools use Sr Pelo videos instead of fire alarms.
• NASA banned his channel from astronauts because it “disturbs orbital stability.”
• Dogs within a 10-mile radius will start howling whenever he uploads.

Personal Life

When not animating, Sr Pelo enjoys:

• Screaming into the void
• Drawing cursed versions of Mickey Mouse
• Eating tacos at a volume of 200 decibels

He is rumored to be immortal because his vocal cords regenerate like Wolverine every time he screams.

How to Survive After Watching Sr Pelo

According to professional Pelo survivors:

1. Lower your volume to -1000%.
2. Wear three pairs of noise-cancelling headphones. (Optional: hide inside of a concrete bunker.)
3. Brace your pets. Dogs may explode. Cats may join in.
4. Don't blink. His animations move faster than your eyes can register. Blink once and suddenly there are 47 skeletons dancing on your desk.
5. Accept your fate. Resistance is useless. The scream is eternal.

List Of Sr Pelo's Victims

Throughout history, Sr Pelo's scream has claimed many victims. Scientists attempted to catalog the damage, but most researchers went deaf halfway through the study. Below is a list of casualties:

Objects Destroyed

• 13 pairs of headphones per viewer (average).
• All Windows XP computers within a 5-mile radius of his videos.
• One IKEA table, which collapsed after a particularly violent "SPOOKY MONTH."
• An entire Taco Bell drive-thru speaker system (Pelo just ordered a burrito).
• Disney's legal department, which imploded after hearing Mokey's Show.

Animals Affected

• Dogs: They run in circles howling in harmony until they pass out.
• Cats: They instantly flatten into pancakes, then hiss at the monitor.
• Birds: They drop out of the sky like feathery meteors.
• Whales: They reportedly responded to Pelo's halloween screams from the Pacific Ocean.

Humans Traumatized

• Lawyers: Multiple Disney attorneys vanished into thin air after hearing Pelo screaming "HIIII KIDS!!!"
• Grandmothers: Across the world, grandmas whisper "que demonios es ESO?" before fainting.
• Gamers: Several players claim their controller desynced mid-scream.
• Neighbors: They have filed so many noise complaints that Pelo's mailbox is now a landfill.

Landmarks Damaged

• The Leaning Tower of Pisa: Leaned an extra 2 degrees after a Pelo upload in 2018.
• Mount Rushmore: George Washington's nose chipped during a "Mokey" Christmas special.
• Big Ben: Now permanently screams "BONG!!!!" at 500 decibels every hour.
• The Great Wall of China: Briefly cracked when Pelo sneezed on stream.
• The Moon: NASA refuses to admit it, but the new crater is Pelo-shaped.

Digital Platforms

• YouTube: Has melted several times, leaving videos in pixel soup. Thanks a lot, Mr. Pelo.
• Twitter: Users posting Pelo clips caused servers to cry audibly.
• Spotify: Attempted to host his (annoying) voice, but all phones exploded instantly.
• Zoom: Interrupted worldwide by mysterious "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" echos.

Paranormal Effects

• Demons: Refused to haunt certain homes because they "don't want to compete."
• Ghosts: They join in and scream louder, resulting in poltergeist karaoke.
• Aliens: They contacted Earth after mistaking Pelo's videos for a mating call.
• The Grim Reaper: Took the day off after Pelo screamed at him.

Known Survivors

Very few beings have prolonged exposure to Pelo's (annoying) voice. Notable exceptions:

• Shrek: Silenced Mr. Pelo after giving him some of his love. Shrek claimed it "tickled", and allegedly said "it's all ogre now" after doing the deed.
• Doomguy: He screamed back at Pelo so loudly, Pelo's ears began to bleed, and Pelo began to cry like a bitch.
• You: After binge-watching Mr. Pelo's videos on YouTube, you managed to finally end the torture (hypothetically, lol).

WARNING: If you are reading this list while watching Mr. Pelo's videos, remove your headphones immediately and seek shelter in a concrete bunker.

Conclusion

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

See Also

• Mickey Mouse
• Obnoxiously Loud Noises
• Spooky Month