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September 6: Let's Enjoy A Glass Of Blue Lemonade Day
- 394 - The Christian Roman Emperor Theodosius I defeats and kills the pagan usurper Eugenius at the Battle of the Frigidaire for drinking all of his Blue Lemonade.
- 1939 - South Africa declares war against Germany as an excuse to send all of their black people away.
- 1976 - The lemon becomes extinct.
- 1978 - Blue Lemonade becomes popular.
- 1982 - Blue Lemonade found to cause cancer
- 1983 - The government apologises for the cancer scare, saying that Blue Lemonade does, in actual fact, cause tuburculosis, and not cancer.
- 1999 - Study attributes large penis size in black men to intake of Blue Lemonade. Blue lemonade sales increase 300%.
- 2000 - Study determined to be only a sales tactic as black men only consume orange drink.
- 2002 - Monsanto claims intellectual propierty over Blue Lemonade. Third world Blue Lemonade producers are taken out of business.
- 2004 - Philip Seymour Hoffman becomes the first known human being to pee Blue Lemonade.
- 2006 - The Infamous Flying Horse, Pegasus is arrested and brought to jail on counts of theft and arsony of Blue Lemonade.
- 9785 - Blue lemonade allies with the Pope to destroy the universe. Earth catches fire. Someone sends this message into the past, in the form of an insane baby. No-one listens.
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