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- 1834 - AAAAAAIIIIEE! Help! We're all going to die!
- 1979 - Don't Panic
- 2000 - Y2K kills the entire planet.
- 2005 - The 113th annual World Autofellatio Championship contest begins. If you have children, panic.
- The Future - Jesus returns to earth with many holo-hookers
- The Future + 1 - Raptor Jesus pokévolves from Your Mom
- The Future + 2 - Jesus meets Raptor Jesus and the universe implodes.