Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 28

November 28: International PANIC Day

1834 - AAAAAAIIIIEE! Help! We're all going to die! Oh, it was just the conniptions.
1979 - Douglas Adams writes a Hitchhiker's guide with some simple advice: Don't Panic. Everyone ignores him.
2000 - Y2K kills the entire planet, but everyone's exact clone reappears at the exact same time and place.
2005 - The 113th annual World Autofellatio Championship contest begins. If you have children, panic.
The Future - Jesus returns to earth with many holo-hookers
The Future + 1 - Raptor Jesus pokévolves from Your Mom
The Future + 2 - Jesus meets Raptor Jesus and the universe implodes.

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