National sport
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A national sport is an activity quite popular when:
- A country's population can't afford beer due to inflation
- A country's population can't afford beer due to... the Russians.
Selected countries nationals sports[edit | edit source]
Elephant taunting (India)
Cricket (New Zealand)
| Country | National sport |
|---|---|
| Afghanistan | Bloodbath |
| Albania | Revolution |
| Argentina | Nazi hunting |
| Australia | Taking things that don't belong to them. ie. Pavlova, Buzzy Bees, and Split Enz |
| Agraba | Barbarism |
| Bahrain | Rioting |
| Bolivia | Llama spotting |
| Bosnia and Herzegovinotchiachoveunta | Smoking, civil war, soccer |
| The burger kingdom | Javelin |
| Canada | Moose Shagging |
| Cyprus | being both Greek and Turkish |
| Denmark | being "the forgotten Sweden" |
| United Arab Emirates | Not being arab, being pakistani, not drinking alcohol |
| Easter Island | Tug of war |
| Egypt | Kalaha |
| England | Tiddlywinks |
| Estonia | Gambling |
| Faroe Islands | Something-involving-fish |
| Finland | Schalke |
| Empire of the Four Squares | Tar |
| France | Smoking, Being arrogant, belle du jour |
| Gabon | Talking |
| Netherlands | Making Gouda and Prostitution |
| Germany | Goose step, Schadenfreude |
| Greenland | Singing Greensleeves, sledding, ice skating |
| Guatemala | Midget wrestling |
| Japan | Pokémon, Sharking, making cartoon pornography, Ninja Hattori |
| Haiti | Ukulele |
| Happy-land | Russian roulette |
| Hungary | Pornography production extrodinaire |
| India | Cow-hugging, sword swallowing, and helping to fix computer issues |
| Israel | Occupying |
| Italy | Sobbing after soccer matches |
| Kazakhstan | Kokpar |
| Latvia | Getting killed by Russians, getting Russians killed |
| Lebanon | lesbianism |
| Lithuania | Borrowing money, being bored |
| Nepal | Slope bowling, Climbing Mount Everest |
| New Zealand | Sodomising Sheep |
| Norway | Milk the Bull While Wearing Suspenders and Skis |
| Pitcairn Islands | Foot fucking |
| Poland | Migrating to Scandinvia, talking funny |
| Russia | EVOL!, Smuglianka, hunting, horseback riding, tank rolling, invading |
| Scotland | Herding cattle, eating sheep liver, intestines, and brain |
| Slovenia | Gypsy Prostitutes |
| Sweden | Socialism, Being Frozen |
| Thailand | Escorting |
| Turkey | Claiming they're part of Europe, being the West's bitch in Asia |
| UK | Drinking tea |
| USA | Gun toting, Drone strikes |
| Wales | UnNews:The_Beautiful_Game |
| North Korea | Shuffling feet, Disco, Harlem Shake, Cha Cha Slide |
| South Korea | Copying Japan's tech and fashion industry |
| Yorkshire | Walking round b'at 'at, bathtub racing |
| Oceania | Extreme political thought, censorship, and totalitarianism |