Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 2

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From the lovin' to the oven yeah you know what I'm bakin'

May 2: Bacon Appreciation Day (U.S.)

  • 4M BC - Bacon first cooked in Sumatra after a sounder of boar, their bellies sliced thin by a pack of cassowaries, fall into an active volcano.
  • 1822 - The English town of Gimbley Gulch is destroyed in an avalanche of discarded maypoles.
  • 1923 - The first test-flight of the Jumbo Jet is aborted when engineers discover that the jet engine hasn't been invented yet.
  • 1936 - God declares linear progression of time boring and introduces imaginary time instead.
  • 1942 - Mick Jaggert is born and immediately finds he can't get no satisfaction, oh no no.
  • 1985 - Leg warmers officially registered "unfashionable" by United Nations, but what do they know.
  • 1986 - Coke debuts its "New Coke", in a convoluted and ultimate successful attempt to increase sales of Pepsi.
  • 2000 - Mexico exhausts its supply of refried beans following a trade embargo imposed by the U.N Council for Fresh Air.