Forum:Why do you hate us Vandals?

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What the hell? You seem to have real issues with people being Vandals. Everything I’ve come across on this web site on the subject of Vandals is really negative. What is up with this bizarre bigotry? I have been a Vandal since I graduated from high school. Do people hate us at the University of Idaho for naming ourselves after a Germanic barbarian tribe or do people think Idaho is incapable of producing home grown intellectuals?

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I was thinking of becoming an editor of your otherwise funny web site, but for your strange hatred of my alma mater.

Hey....at least you aren't from Iowa! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
We hate you because you do better than the Vikings. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 04:57, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
Well, that's because you suc--wait, that's "Vandal" with a capital V. Never mind. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:18, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
Well, when I think Idaho I do think of "...a Germanic barbarian tribe". No, I think of potatoes. Were they a tribe? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:36, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
The Potato tribe was a subset of the Starch Clan. Their tribal goddess was the inspiration for Uncyc's logo. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 20:19, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
So we're obscurely related to Vandals? Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:49, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
Because you Vandal bastards betrayed me because I screwed one of your sisters. And then you kicked me out onto the streets, forcing me to pursuit my wiki vandalising habits by myself as a Rogue Vandal. --EvilCecil4th 00:43, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
What's a Vandal? Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png

Actually we love Vandals, but not vandals. That is because most of us are Capitalists who follow Capitalism and capitalize the first letter of a word used to describe people. Vandals we love, but the people we don't love (but sort of like but wish they'd just go away all the same) are the people who blank our articles and write nonsense on it in an attempt to sabotage or damage the article. But if Vandals and vandals would care to read the rules here on what is funny and what is not funny, we can love them even more. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:02, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

I once kicked a vandal in the nuts. Then a Vandal kicked me in the nuts. I was like "whoa, man, what's the deal?" ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF  18:28, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

As a Visigoth, I hate all rival groups of barbarians. Prepare for war! -- Visigoth on Saturdays

This joke is bad

Oh man, we mean different types of vandals and you're pretending that we mean the same thing. Ha ha no. --Yours in fun hating: Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 23:33, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

You bumped the thread. Therefore, you find it hilarious. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:26, Nov 29
QED -- cut-rate Ape (terrorise) (Riot Porn) 20:53, 29 November 2007 (UTC)