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We have three or four forum discussions and the IRC channel talking about the same topic. We have the user personification of "Drama" on UGOTM. I propose, on top of all of the other unmentioned chaos that is happening on Uncyclopedia, that we start our own soap opera. --EMC ^[TALK] 23:28, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

But I thought you loved me! How could you? --User:Nintendorulez 23:29, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Your vandalism is tearing us apart! --EMC ^[TALK] 23:29, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

You're the one who's been cheating on me! --User:Nintendorulez 23:38, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

You should list the entire first part of the beggining part of this Forum into Unpocalypse (the end part that is), cause it sounds like it belongs. --Sir Zombiebaron 23:31, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Can we please stop this?! 23:33, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

I didn't do shit, why are you singleing me out? --Sir Zombiebaron 23:35, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Don't you have anymore feelings for me?! --EMC ^[TALK] 23:36, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Yes. --Sir Zombiebaron 23:36, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Argh! I always suspected you were having an affair! But with... this... this... Zombiebaron?!? That's it, emc, we are through! You people disgust me! I can't stand this anymore! --User:Nintendorulez 23:38, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

All I know is that if we don't find out who the father of her baby is soon, we'll never figure out who murdered your sister's ex-husband!  c • > • cunwapquc? 23:40, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

What are you talking about? We all know it was you! --User:Nintendorulez 23:41, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Okay, okay! I admit it! It was me who put the massive dose of curare in Brandon's wine glass! Tiffany and I made love only once, but what resulted was a miracle! I couldn't let him come between me and the mother of my love child! I had no choice!  c • > • cunwapquc?

On a more serious note, this would be a perfect time for a soap opera reskin. Or something else dramatic. --User:Nintendorulez 23:38, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

I could help, maybe with a shitty logo or something. Oh, and we also need to do something for Christmas and Jewish Christmas and maybe even Black Christmas (I'm not gonna try and spell any of those, so I won't even try) --Sir Zombiebaron 23:47, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Days of our Uncyclopedia would be a great name for the soap opera. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 01:28, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

How about "As the Wiki Turns"? --Alksub 03:23, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

<camera moves in, tight shot of Modusoperandi's face. Modus removes glasses, stares at sunset. Single tear. Roll credits> --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:06, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

<as credits roll, montage of Zombiebaron and a whole bunch of really hot chicks running through a sprinkler wearing fur coats> --Sir Zombiebaron 03:07, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

<Insineratehymn runs into the shot unexpectedly and says:> Did someone remember to get bread? I hope someone got a loaf of bread because these pencils do not work good as shoes. --General Insineratehymn 05:52, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm afraid I didn't remember- I have amnesia! <smash cut to black, with a loud brass section chord> --Sir Jam 14:02, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

<band begins to play "Smoke on the Water" overtop of the black nothingness> --Sir Zombiebaron 01:55, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey, now you actually could do this in UnScripts, where you could make an UnScript for an Uncyclopedia Soap Opera. And sorry about the late reply, but this needs it. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 14:04, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

I'd like to make the script, but wouldn't it be deleted on the grounds of vanity anyways? ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

18:54, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

If you don't do it as vanity, it won't be deleted as vanity. Simple. It just has to be funny. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Okay, I'll try to give it a shot when I have time. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

00:32, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Also, no users in the character names. Not even my name. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 00:56, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh no, I've got to tell uncyclopedian about the assassin, but then I'll have to tell him about my affair with Kalir! --He's a radical rat! ^{(Talk page!/Contribs)}

First I have to decide whether to abort my gay black Jewish crack-addicted fetus, and now this? When will it end?!? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:44, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

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Ok, ok, I will marry you if you save me from that fire, you villain! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Oh, woe is me! High Gen. Grue has told STM about our super-secret tryst! Now I have to tell Cainad that the son is really his! --Emmzee 13:04, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Wait, that's not Benson!! It's his evil twin!!!' P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:14, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Waaaaa! Waaa! Waa! My wife is dying! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 22:43, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

It was I who poisoned her curry. After I had sex with that Indian waitor... --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:54, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

You...you killed her! I need the police, but I can't, because then I would have to tell them that I killed your cat! Waa! Die, you horrible person! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• Go nuts. I'll add images, and some text as it develops. It's a little late now, so I'll add on more of the script tomorrow. --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  03:41, 20 May 2007 (UTC)