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Can I get help with this one? MUFON has released reports concerning a UFO incident at Stephenville, Texas, and some of these indicate a UFO was spotted oner President Bush's Ranch. I cannot find any pixes that is not copyrighted at all. The UnNews article is that President Bush got abducted by aliens. Thanks for the assisstance.Alien Hunter 01:16, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Sexy IP man, who cares if it's copyrighted? Claim fair use under parody. And besides, nobody cares if it's copyrighted. Well, I don't. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:43, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Also, is this even news? Seems to me like Bush already got abducted. The George "non-W" Bush. Also, poutine! -- Spillin DylanTALKEDITS04:14, July 16 2008

I didn't do it; I'm not that kind of alien being. Verp 06:21, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Aw it is alright, after the aliens get to know Bush, they'll offer us money to take him back. :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 19:19, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

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This doesn't help things; Dick Cheney is in charge. Well, more in charge, now. He might be an alien himself. Verp 14:49, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

I threatened him once... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:03, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

And then did he shoot you in the face? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 12:41, 18 Jul 2008

I'll try again: And then did he shoot his load in your face? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 12:41, 18 Jul 2008

Maybe President Bush Abducts Aliens -- turn out to be his parents. Aw, everybody is always picking on GW Bush, and he's really just a big lovey-dovey, lovable as a smiling sack of squid shit. Don't you think? President Bush In Alien Love Triangle -- Laura, in big snit, shacks up with Mary Cheney. Aliens Abduct President Bush, Reconsider, Trade Him For Two Double Cheeseburgers and a Side of Fries --- CIA reveals they tried to talk the aliens down to one cheeseburger. ----OEJ 04:12, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Where did you come up with these ideas and why aren't they PLS entries yet? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:47, Jul 20

OEJ produces comedic gold at the same rate at which the average human blinks. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:13, 21 July 2008 (UTC)