Forum:So, I ordered me a Three Wolf Moon Tee from Amazon

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It'll get here either this week or next. I'm gonna be just like Debbie Rowe, except without the mustache because I know how to shave! Also, without the fat! And probably with a slightly smaller penis! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:27, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

You're not cool enough for a wolf-tee. I'm sorry, but it had to be said. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:53, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
What about me? I am cool enough? Staircase CUNt 05:58, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Are you here? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:39, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
That isn't what you were saying last night when I got you that hooker. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:44, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
What can I say? Your mom is hot. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:07, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Debby gotz attitude. —Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 07:27, 22 July 2009
And ponies. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:28, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
Apparently buying the Three Wolf Tee also makes you the biological mother of Michael Jackson's children, among other things. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:09, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

The Three Wolf Moon shirt is sweeping the nation! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:00, 22 Jul

You're right OptyC, but it will never be as famous as the California government evironmental division! Actually, the tee doesn't look that good. It reminds me too much of Twilight fanboys. Uggghh... --Almost Sir Random Crap
Twilight fanboys/girls are the cheesiest at times. —Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 15:41, 23 July 2009
I think you're thinking of Kraft. Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. The Blue Box Blues! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:49, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

LOL. Somebody went all out! Sorta. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:12, 23 Jul

A wolf pack! Hahaha! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:08, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh yeah. It came in the mail last Friday. I've developed a six-pack from just wearing it once and at 2 AM (EST) the wolves take me to the land of imitation crab meat to feast. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:12, 30 July 2009 (UTC)