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Okay, so I'm at school right now. Any of you other losers able to get on Uncyc from school? This site was blocked for a while but I just discovered it wasn't anymore. =/ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 15:18 12 Feb, 2008)

I'm in school right now too :P although in like 5 minutes school is over for the day. lol --(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!Icons-flag-gb.png 15:24, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

School. God yes, I remember such a thing. Once. There was... Chalk? And we didn't get paid for it. I preferred Mr. Kearsy's class to that other bloke's any day as well. And as for that chemistry sub... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:30, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Chalk? We use them dry-erase markers now. Times have changed since your day, grampa. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 15:32 12 Feb, 2008)
Why you little... Why I oughta... /me shakes fist. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:42, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
/me also shake fist. We couldn't even afford chalk. That was for rich folk. The schoolmarm would just point to whateveritwas that she would have written on the board if we didn't happen to be so poor. Then Franz Ferdinand shot the Kaiser, and suddenly we were off to war. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:33, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
HA! We use blood. The blood of innocent Christian children. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 22:21, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Good thing for the boys in blue, they're always hunting for a hunting. I think I remember reading your name in my history book today, Modus. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 20:53 12 Feb, 2008)
They never did catch me. I changed my modus operandi. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:14, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
What, Franz Ferdinand shot me? God damn him. His music sucks too. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 22:22, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
I didn't know he had the guts. I thought he was just a pansy with no plan-sey. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 22:37 12 Feb, 2008)

Site approved vanity

I FUCKING HATE MY DISCRETE MATH TEACHER

I'm supposed to prove that 11^n - 6 is divisible by 5. Okay. I figure I can substitute 6 for 1 in there, since if that's proven (it's just subtracting 5 anyhow, still divisible), then the first thing is proven, plus it would be cleaner that way. OH FUCK NO, that ain't how she rolls. That cost me a point. Which wouldn't be so bad, except she does this for EVERY FUCKING QUESTION SHE CAN. I'd be fine with a score of, say, 25/30. I'm not picky. BUT NO, FUCK THAT NOISE, LETS BRING IT DOWN TO TWO-THIRDS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW HER EXACT SPECIFICATIONS FOR THE PROBLEMS

If I lose my scholarship because of her, I am going to be... well, you remember when I went mad a while ago on IRC? That was me being calm. All I did was bring an Airzooka for fun and profit. I am not losing out on my scholarship because my teacher has an OCD need to mark questions down for cosmetic changes. Not. Happening.

Thank you. You may now go back to masturbating to an iconic representation of your sexual preference. ЖGBDsig.PNG WHEEEEE! 23:12, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

This wins offest topicist comment evar. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 23:31 12 Feb, 2008)
'Is 11^n - 6 divisible by 5' has already been proven. I suggest you work on problems like 'is 10 a solitary number' and 'are there an infinite number of twin primes' otherwise you're pretty much wasting your time going over things that have already been done. Sean.hoyland - tak() 06:50, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
fukun gud fa nutin Skul Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png
sounds like my chem teacher. i use that term loosely, of course, since he doesn't teach. he wasn't at school on monday, and we had a test yesterday, so he said that if we needed special help to meet him at barnes & noble at 7 pm. so a whole bunch of us went, and guess what? he didn't show up. and he didn't even do anything to make it up to us. stupid retarded idiot moron good for nothing freak.

Morans.JPG Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif 00:53, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

Actually, he just waited in the children's book section and picked off the cutest one. You must not be very cute. Captain Boomer Valentine's template.jpg Can you read that? Feel the love. 00:58, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

"he is the worst english chem teacher EVER he suxs"? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:13, Feb 14

Okay, okay!!!! I confess it, I'm LotOfLOLS!!!!! But I changed the name and subject to protect the innocent!!! BUT I'D DO IT AGAIN!!!!! Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif 20:44, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

Complain about teachers that are NOT Mr. Winkler!

OMG liek my spanis teachr is so efing lame we were gna haev aa fiesta in clas 2dy but she sed no wai jose ur all gna do work nstead n i was liek wtf and she send me to th libry n i drawed a pictue of hr pikkin her nose n den eatin itt n i rofled all the way ot the prinsipuls ofis. best day evar no joke. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 21:03 14 Feb, 2008)

omg language arts used to be my best subject, now this year my teacher, she's so nice, and i want to like her so badly. but i worked on my sentence outline so freaking hard because she never gives my essays higher than an 80, even though i WON A FREAKING ESSAY CONTEST, and what does she give me? a 133 out of 200. even the kids who are STUPID got higher grades than i did!!!!! i am so pissed off i can barely speak. i tried super hard to get it right and it just made it worse. she hates me, i swear. i used to get 99's all year in language arts and last semester i got an 82. i hate language arts now. i hate it. and i want to say i hate my teacher, but i don't she's really cool. Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif 21:20, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
Yes, release your hatred. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:27, Feb 14
Incidentally, you're a scruffy-looking nerf herder. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:52, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
Incidentally, fuck you twice with a coathanger. =D Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif 23:48, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
Hey, that's like the time I almost had a baby brother! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 23:55 15 Feb, 2008)
No fair, I don't know the comics. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:53, Feb 15