Forum:Insert thought-provoking title about Uncyclopedia "not being my friend anymore" here

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<Insert a picture of a sad ghost>

<Insert speech about how awesome Uncyc is, and all the good times I've had, here>

<Insert slow digression into my point of this forum, here>

<Insert statement or paragraph along the lines of "recent shit has come to light," here>
<Insert more digression and subtle hint of regret, here>

<Insert "getting to the fucking point," here>
<Insert whining about how one single user, policy, joke, incident, or otherwise hardly significant amount of happenings has completely eradicated my previously stated opinion about how great the site is, here>
<Insert more digression through how this "earth-shattering" event has affected me and my relationship with the Uncyclopedia community here, and how an insignificant, easily forgettable event coming from a couple people I've never met, who talk to me on the internet a couple hours a day on a humor wiki, has damaged my world view so badly as to cause me to leave this enjoyable community altogether, because that one or two people's opinions or actions have offended me to a breaking point, here>

<Insert some more about how much I love 99% of the users and the website, here>
<Insert something about how the community owes me for all of the work I put in, and how I should be getting 100% instead of 99%, here>

<Insert long-winded digression into a goodbye, here>

<Insert final goodbyes here, being sure to point out specific users and events repeatedly, here>

<Insert "goodbye" and a vague allusion to the integrity of this internet website, here>

<Insert "sincerely" (my name), here> -<Insert signature, here>

<Insert crying myself to sleep over some bullshit on the internet (off camera), here>

<insert insertion joke here> - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 07:09, Aug 22

<insert witty retort here> -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

<Insert a symapthetic fuck off and goodbye here> — Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:05, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

<Insert Forum Bump Here> -- Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 09:12, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

<Insert how NXWave is probably responsible for this sorry case of beloved user leaving> ~ 10:25, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

<Insert Good luck comment here along with blatant whoring here>— Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:28, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

<Insert derogatory comment about the Scots hinting they are all gay to their bones and hint that Spang is the living proof of that> ~ 10:33, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

<Insert "Don't diss Spang ya red sea pedestrian" here;)> — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:42, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

<Insert penis here> --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:37, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Either I'm not good at this or it amuses me more to break the format. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:42, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

<Insert disgust and annoyance at destruction of the format> -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:01, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Damn you for beating me to the punch Modus! --Sir gwax (talk) 16:14, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

</Insert> I WIN THE INTERNET! -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:17, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

<insert paragraph blaming the whole thing on IPs,here> -- naked Ape (bomb) (Riot Porn) 19:44, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

<insert pointing out that Olipro only closed one of the many open insert tags, and a suggestion that he LEARN TO USE FUCKING HTML, here> -- naked Ape (bomb) (Riot Porn) 19:45, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

<Insert comment pointing out I was well aware of this, but didn't want to spam excessively in order to convey the joke across, I'd shove the DOM up your arse if I didn't know you'd enjoy it> -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:31, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

GAME OVER

<Insert Coin> Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. 19:59, 22 August 2008 (UTC) <Insert pants>. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 03:28, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

<insert teh mechanic ANCESTORS LANGUAGE>--LOLsupreme 08:56, 24 August 2008 (UTC)