Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 9

December 9: Belisarius' Hairdo Day (Turkey)

• 526 - Justinian's favorite general, Belisarius, gets a terrible haircut from a Gothic barber.
• 1851 - The first YMCA is built in Montreal, local youth use it as a den of homosexuality instead of using the leg press machine.
• 1948 - The Genocide Convention is first hosted in Atlanta, Georgia: Atatürk is said to have charged a fortune for autographs.
• 1958 - The John Birch Society is founded to fight the perceived threat of certain types of trees.
• 1967 - Canada invades Greenland, prompting what most historians regard as the most boring war in the history of mankind.
• 1976 - The CIA fabricates much of the Western United States from Balsa wood and duct tape.

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