Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 8

March 8: International Men Without Penises Day

• Start of Time - God creates Eve, Adam celebrates that he doesn't have to keep stroking it by himself .
• 1919 - Women marching on Washington seeking the right to vote cite Oscar Wilde's play A Woman of No Importance as an example of misogynistic views.
• 1935 - Sophia blesses the women of the Earth.
• 1969 - Your mother is born. Women around the world weep at this very event.
• 2024 - Losers on 4chan and Reddit rant about how, despite being nice guys to womyn, they still haven't got the girl of their dreams (pictured).

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