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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17
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 The Mutant Mammoth of Mayhem existed around 12 million B.C., give or take a couple millennia. It was said to be extinct when the alleged Ice Age was being tested as a sort of Endless Winter event. Although many have come forward from the frozen wastelands to decry such an event. They were frozen by other means and claim that no such Age of Ice had ever occurred. When archeologists asked how they became frozen, they shrugged it off as being silly and messing with the sun dial located near the North Pole. But the mystery remained of how the mutant mammoth lived and supposedly died never to be heard from again. Many drawings made by Neanderthals are to be found on cave walls, showing a typical mammoth with several sets of tusks like whiskers on a kitten. It had large floppy ears that could perk up and create a sort of wingspan so it could fly. It possessed a shiny green-ish fur coat which enabled it to hide in the jungle and surprise passersby. And it ate everything in sight. If it was smaller than the mammoth, it was considered food. Except for kittens or cats. Or anything that is cute and adorable. (Full article...) Recently featured: You can vote for your favorite passages to be featured. Books[edit source]Selected Anniversaries{{Anniv}} |
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