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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17
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Come in my face, in my hair, Treat me like your little whore, In my ear, in my rear, Till I’m crying out for more, In the car, behind the bar, Up against my bedroom wall, In my bed or in the shed, Till I’m crying out for more. Till I’m crying for more Come between my cheeks, on my feet, Treat me like your little whore, On my toes, up my nose, Till I’m crying out for more Till I’m crying for more And I swear that I won’t tell my mum Solo Till I’m crying for more And I swear that I won’t tell my mum (Full article...) Recently featured: You can vote for your favorite passages to be featured. Books[edit source]Selected Anniversaries{{Anniv}} |
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