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Ahhh. Long day of work over. Time to grab that big-ass bowl of vegetable beef barley soup in the fridge.
Bill, you better not have touched my soup again! Like that time you got so drunk you took a whiz in it. Twice. Come to think of it, it was shitty soup. That probably improved it. Not like this one.
Let's see, cake, milk, horse semen, ketchup, monkey, hair roller thingy, soup! Yes! My life is whole again!
Hold on...
Why is my hair roller in here?
Wait...
This horse semen tastes funny. Did you put your semen in here again, Bill?
Don't ask how I know what yours tastes like. We were drunk. Not my fault.
Just a minute...
WHY IS THERE A MONKEY IN MY FUCKING FRIDGE?!? (Full article...)
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- ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
- ... that there are at least three other businesses like show business?
- ... that your fly is unzipped?
- ... that other people can prevent forest fires too?
- ... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
 - ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
- ... that although the effects of alternative medicine are difficult to separate from a placebo, dumb hippies are easy to separate from their money?
- ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
- ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
- ... that the packets of silica gel that say "DO NOT EAT" are actually delicious?
- ... that 100% of divorces start with marriage?
- ... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
 - ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
- ... that there are at least three other businesses like show business?
- ... that your fly is unzipped?
- ... that other people can prevent forest fires too?
- ... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
- ... that although the effects of alternative medicine are difficult to separate from a placebo, dumb hippies are easy to separate from their money?
- ... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
- ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
- ... that the packets of silica gel that say "DO NOT EAT" are actually delicious?
- ... that 100% of divorces start with marriage?
- ... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
- ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
- ... that there are at least three other businesses like show business?
- ... that your fly is unzipped?
- ... that other people can prevent forest fires too?
- ... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
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