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Orchids are a special family of temptress flowers that bloom around June, totally unlike conservative flowers with upstanding morals and family values. They have delicate bodies, slim stems, and deep orifices, with small follicles emanating from their lower inner region that open up once every 28 days or so to emit a rather fishy yet surprisingly fragrant scent in order to attract insects, which will invade their insides to help pollinate them.
Orchids are considered to be some of the most scrumptious flowers in the plant kingdom, and they are also utterly insatiable. No amount of pollination is enough. Whereas almost all other flowers would be satisfied with one insect pollinator per day, for Orchids, no amount of frequent diverse visitors is enough. They are so good at seduction, bumble bees are known to fight one another to the death in their attempt to mount the stamens of orchids and destroy their tall slender legs in the process. Only the strongest bees with the most cunning, deceptive, and charismatic qualities are able to beat other bees during the frenzied orchid mating season. (Full article...)
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- ... that if you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu; you will get a Bullshit?
- ... Nautical knots are not knots that can be knotted into knots (most likely not)?
- ... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?
- ... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
- ... that [Wiki|wiki formatting]] is perfect]? It never malfunctions'!
- ... that sex in the ear canal is called CANAL (pronounced like anal but with a C in the beginning)?
- ... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ...Funkytown was a Scientology commune in the 60s?
- …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
- ... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
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