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The Autoconspiracy 2000 (more commonly known as the Conspiracy Theory Generator) is a top-secret computer program built by the world's most elite historians and computer scientists for the purpose of expanding historical knowledge beyond that which would normally not be achievable by humans. The goal of the program is to map out and eventually solve every historical uncertainty by "Exploring the Infinite Chronoscape" as the program's metadata puts it.
Early versions of the Autoconspiracy can be traced back to prehistoric times, where archaeological records show evidence of some particularly clever cavemen who had studied the natural patterns of moss and of mud to explain the origins of organic material. More refined methods of discovering hidden truths came later, culminating with the final Autoconspiracy version, Autoconspiracy 2000 c. 2000. (Full article...)
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- ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds?
- ... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
- ... that women get periods, but men get commas?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
- ... that Joe Biden stepped in dog shit?
- ... that tickle fights are a common occurrence in soccer? (Pictured)
- ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
- ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?
- ... that you should invest in chicken stock?
- ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
- ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
- ... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
- ... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?
 - ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds?
- ... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
- ... that women get periods, but men get commas?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
- ... that Joe Biden stepped in dog shit?
- ... that tickle fights are a common occurrence in soccer? (Pictured)
- ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
- ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?
- ... that you should invest in chicken stock?
- ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
- ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
- ... that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.
- ... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?
- ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds?
- ... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
- ... that women get periods, but men get commas?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?
- ... that Joe Biden stepped in dog shit?
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