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Foreign accent syndrome is a rare psychiatric disorder that, in its milder form, causes people it affects to pronounce words in a foreign accent. The disorder usually follows a brain injury caused by non-perforating head trauma, as perforating head trauma is much too gory for a proper mental illness. In extreme cases, victims of FAS can actually acquire knowledge of the foreign language associated with their new accent, slang terms and humorous exaggerated versions of national stereotypes included. A victim who develops a Lithuanian accent might acquire the Lithuanian language, tell other people to "Laizhyk asilo shikna", piss on bottles of Švyturys Ekstra, and date his sister.

As of the present, there is no known cure or treatment for FAS, and scientists have yet to completely unravel how the disorder works. People afflicted with the disorder are usually shunned within their community and turned into social pariahs. Fortunately, there are government sponsored programs that let victims of FAS assimilate in foreign countries where their accents are accepted. (Full article...)

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  • ... that more people have been inside Paris Hilton, than in the Hilton in Paris?
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  • ... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
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  • ... that not all πr². There are also many π that r rounded?
  • ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
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  • ... that more people have been inside Paris Hilton, than in the Hilton in Paris?
  • ... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*
  • ... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
  • ... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
  • ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO!
  • ... that not all πr². There are also many π that r rounded?
  • ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
Marsbarfried.jpg
Chess rabbi.jpg
  • ... that more people have been inside Paris Hilton, than in the Hilton in Paris?
  • ... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*
  • ... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
  • ... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?
  • ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO!
  • ... that not all πr². There are also many π that r rounded?
  • ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

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