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Orchids are a special family of temptress flowers that bloom around June, totally unlike conservative flowers with upstanding morals and family values. They have delicate bodies, slim stems, and deep orifices, with small follicles emanating from their lower inner region that open up once every 28 days or so to emit a rather fishy yet surprisingly fragrant scent in order to attract insects, which will invade their insides to help pollinate them.
Orchids are considered to be some of the most scrumptious flowers in the plant kingdom, and they are also utterly insatiable. No amount of pollination is enough. Whereas almost all other flowers would be satisfied with one insect pollinator per day, for Orchids, no amount of frequent diverse visitors is enough. They are so good at seduction, bumble bees are known to fight one another to the death in their attempt to mount the stamens of orchids and destroy their tall slender legs in the process. Only the strongest bees with the most cunning, deceptive, and charismatic qualities are able to beat other bees during the frenzied orchid mating season. (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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- ... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?
- ... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?
- ... that this sentence is incomple
- ... that in order to complete the video game World of Warcraft, over one cubic mile of animals must be clicked?
- ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
- ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
- ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?
- ... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
 - ... that originally, Hell was an acronym for "Happiness, Euphoria, and Lively Laughter?"
- ... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
- ... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
- ... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
- ... that nobody asked?
- ... that you can always pay your credit card bills using your credit card?
- ... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
- ... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?
- ... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?
- ... that this sentence is incomple
- ... that in order to complete the video game World of Warcraft, over one cubic mile of animals must be clicked?
- ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
- ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
- ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?
- ... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
- ... that originally, Hell was an acronym for "Happiness, Euphoria, and Lively Laughter?"
- ... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
- ... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
- ... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
- ... that nobody asked?
- ... that you can always pay your credit card bills using your credit card?
- ... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
- ... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?
- ... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?
- ... that this sentence is incomple
- ... that in order to complete the video game World of Warcraft, over one cubic mile of animals must be clicked?
- ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
- ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
- ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?
- ... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
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In the news
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On this day...
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March 26: Fast Food Day (U.S.)
- 1845 - Fast food, then called fasting from food, is invented in Ireland: millions starve due to new trend.
- 1940 - First McDonald's restaurant opens in San Bernardino, California, life expectancy drops to levels unseen since the Civil War.
- 1965 - Fox in Socks, the first depiction of a modern-day rap battle, is published by Dr. Seuss.
- 1994 - After complaints from vegans, McDonald's switches from beef fat to vegetable oil for their fries, vegans celebrate, give money to company that kills millions of cows.
- 1997 - Someone orders an iced coffee from Starbucks, destroys the economies of three South American countries.
- 2011 - McDonald's attempts to make Happy Meals healthier, billions of apple slices rot inside their teeny plastic bags.
- 2016 - New FCC regulations on misleading advertising forces Carl's Jr. to release new 30 second ad of a fat man crying, alone.
- 2018 - Wendy's delivers epic clapback against dumb bitch on twitter with sesame seed allergy.
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