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The Buffalo Bills are a "professional" football "team". Their home is in Buffalo, New York. They are widely regarded as one of the most successful NFL franchises to exist ever. Their only championships where in 1964 and 1965 when they won two AFL titles. However, the Bills have not won any championships since the AFL–NFL merger, a move that many now consider "a huge fuck up". They were owned by a 93-year-old zombie man who refused to die named Ralph Wilson. In 2014 Wilson finally kicked the bucket, fucking zombie! Buffalo Sabres owner, oil fracker, and resident idiot Terry Pegula bought the team.
The Buffalo Bills are named after Buffalo Bill, a friendly man who lived in the woods all by himself. He would have guests over frequently where they would stay in a well he constructed in his home. They would stay for several days putting lotion on their skin. Bill then proceeded to skin them alive and wear their skin. The founders of the Bills felt this sort of behavior was admirable.(Full article...)
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- ... that you just lost the Game?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
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- ... that my mom's name is also Martha?
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- ... that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital will die?
- ... that the road to hell is identical to the stairs to heaven, but with elevator music and traffic?
- ... that George Washington was an avid heterosexual?
- ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
- ... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?
- ... that sarcasm is totally the highest form of wit?
- ... you're so fat, that if you don't stop, within a month you're gonna have a heart attack or stroke?
- ... that 98% of Americans have no idea what they would do in a hypothetical situation?
- ... that you just lost the Game?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws?
- ... that babies explode when you put them in the microwave?
- ... that my mom's name is also Martha?
- ... that every single day, we breathe enough air to continue living?
- ... that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital will die?
- ... that the road to hell is identical to the stairs to heaven, but with elevator music and traffic?
- ... that George Washington was an avid heterosexual?
- ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
- ... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?
- ... that sarcasm is totally the highest form of wit?
- ... you're so fat, that if you don't stop, within a month you're gonna have a heart attack or stroke?
- ... that 98% of Americans have no idea what they would do in a hypothetical situation?
- ... that you just lost the Game?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws?
- ... that babies explode when you put them in the microwave?
- ... that my mom's name is also Martha?
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