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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)

Did you know...

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  • ... that I just had sex, and hey do you got any napkins?
  • ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
  • ... that while most Popes don't shit in the woods, sometimes bears are Catholic?
  • ... that dihydrogen monoxide is a substance found in car exhaust, pesticides, acid rain, and your energy drink?
  • ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
  • ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C?
  • ... that the Welsh language was created when someone fell asleep on a keyboard?
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  • ... that Pigpen had a collection of over 200 various skin diseases during his childhood? (Pictured)
  • ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
  • ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
  • ... that I am Batman?
  • ... Nautical knots are not knots that can be knotted into knots (most likely not)?
  • ... that solid, liquid, and gas all come out your ass?
  • ... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
  • ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
Chickenedited.jpg
  • ... that I just had sex, and hey do you got any napkins?
  • ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
  • ... that while most Popes don't shit in the woods, sometimes bears are Catholic?
  • ... that dihydrogen monoxide is a substance found in car exhaust, pesticides, acid rain, and your energy drink?
  • ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
  • ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C?
  • ... that the Welsh language was created when someone fell asleep on a keyboard?
Pigpen.PNG
  • ... that Pigpen had a collection of over 200 various skin diseases during his childhood? (Pictured)
  • ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
  • ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
  • ... that I am Batman?
  • ... Nautical knots are not knots that can be knotted into knots (most likely not)?
  • ... that solid, liquid, and gas all come out your ass?
  • ... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
  • ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
Chickenedited.jpg
  • ... that I just had sex, and hey do you got any napkins?
  • ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
  • ... that while most Popes don't shit in the woods, sometimes bears are Catholic?
  • ... that dihydrogen monoxide is a substance found in car exhaust, pesticides, acid rain, and your energy drink?
  • ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
  • ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C?
  • ... that the Welsh language was created when someone fell asleep on a keyboard?

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

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