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For every 10 production workers a company has, there needs to be at least one employee who stands there with his arms folded and watches them. However, in modern times, it's not uncommon to have a single yet highly devoted control freak to supervise scores of employees. HowTo: Be A Production Manager is the perfect guide for anyone who finds themselves thrown into this lucrative position through nepotism, extortion or influential friends.

A Production Manager essentially acts as the liaison between the office staff and the dregs of society known as production workers. The unpleasant part of the job is that sales and management are able to use you as the focal point of their rage, due to the inherent responsibilities of the position, and the traditional purpose of the Production Manager is to transfer that abuse to the bottom of the employee food chain. When you play your cards right, everyone will be fighting amongst themselves and the winds of blame shall never touch your sails. (Full article...)

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  • ... that silent radio (Pictured) existed before regular radio?
  • ... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?
  • ... that Thomas Edison was arrested on charges of pornography following the release of his short film, Woman Whose Ankle is Partly Visible?
  • ... that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
  • ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
  • ... that I am Batman?
  • ... that Alaska is a mooseocracy, in which citizens select a moose to lead them?
  • ... that nobody asked?
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  • ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
  • ... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
  • ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
  • ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
  • ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
  • ... that in order to complete the video game World of Warcraft, over one cubic mile of animals must be clicked?
  • ...Funkytown was a Scientology commune in the 60s?
Mimes-silent-radio.jpg
  • ... that silent radio (Pictured) existed before regular radio?
  • ... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?
  • ... that Thomas Edison was arrested on charges of pornography following the release of his short film, Woman Whose Ankle is Partly Visible?
  • ... that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
  • ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
  • ... that I am Batman?
  • ... that Alaska is a mooseocracy, in which citizens select a moose to lead them?
  • ... that nobody asked?
Brainone.png
  • ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
  • ... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
  • ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
  • ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
  • ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
  • ... that in order to complete the video game World of Warcraft, over one cubic mile of animals must be clicked?
  • ...Funkytown was a Scientology commune in the 60s?
Mimes-silent-radio.jpg
  • ... that silent radio (Pictured) existed before regular radio?
  • ... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?
  • ... that Thomas Edison was arrested on charges of pornography following the release of his short film, Woman Whose Ankle is Partly Visible?
  • ... that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
  • ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
  • ... that I am Batman?
  • ... that Alaska is a mooseocracy, in which citizens select a moose to lead them?
  • ... that nobody asked?

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