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Reformed Orthodox Rabbi William "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) is an American politician, former childcare worker, former amateur saxophonist, and swingin' bachelor. As the 42nd President of the United States, and the horniest man to hold that position since JFK, he led America through the economic golden age of the '90s.
Clinton is famous for being the first president to institute the Opposite Presidential Term, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term, he was a Liberal, but in his second term, he was a Neocon; that was his way of bringing about change.
Clinton's term in office was marred by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on the First Lady with Hillary, in a perverse affair that culminated in a media frenzy. (Full article...)
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 - ... that my girlfriend has herpes? Neither did I.
- ... that two peanuts were walking down a street and one was a salted?
- ... that Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales lost his virginity at age 34, but he found it again at age 35?
- ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
- ... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
- ... that Richard Nixon was well-known for his honesty and often referred to as Honest Dick?
- ... that nobody asked?
- ... that grave robbing accounts for 1/3 of the average Romanian yearly income? (Pictured)
- ... that my girlfriend has herpes? Neither did I.
- ... that two peanuts were walking down a street and one was a salted?
- ... that Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales lost his virginity at age 34, but he found it again at age 35?
- ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
- ... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
- ... that Richard Nixon was well-known for his honesty and often referred to as Honest Dick?
- ... that nobody asked?
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