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Mathematics (from Greek άθημα máthēma, “knowledge, study, learning”) is the systematic torture of students disguised as the study of quantity, structure, space, and change. Mathematicians seek out patterns and formulate new conjectures, trying to make sense of the universe by examining these abstract concepts, determining common traits, and then experimenting to see if this advanced knowledge will help them get women into bed. These conjectures are often faulty, and this subsequent failure is referred to as mathematical proof.
Galileo Galilei (1564–1642) said, "The universe cannot be read until we have learned the language and become familiar with the characters in which it is written. It is written in mathematical language... Without these, one is wandering about in a dark labyrinth". He was also condemned by the church for heresy, and the only surviving body part of his is his middle finger on his right hand. This is currently kept at the Museo Galileo in Florence, Italy, allowing him to give the finger to the Catholic Church from beyond the grave. (Full article...)
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- ... that the "special ingredient" for Wendy's chili is a closely guarded secret? (Pictured)
- ... that the amount of cats in the area is directly proportionate to the distance from the Hot Dog factory?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that I am inside your walls?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
- ... that the police are at your door?
- ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
- ... that Japanese ninjas are among those who have tried to find a way to get across the Great Wall of China? (Pictured)
- ... that Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A?
- ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
- ... that 100% of divorces start with marriage?
- ... that the White House is really off-white?
- ... that the oozy, off-colored mound of bloody what-ever-it-is stretching its way out of what used to be a tiny hole is a baby's head?
- ... that when a grizzly bear becomes excited sexually it is known as a jizzly bear?
- ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?
- ... that the "special ingredient" for Wendy's chili is a closely guarded secret? (Pictured)
- ... that the amount of cats in the area is directly proportionate to the distance from the Hot Dog factory?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that I am inside your walls?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
- ... that the police are at your door?
- ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
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