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Reformed Orthodox Rabbi William "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) is an American politician, former childcare worker, former amateur saxophonist, and swingin' bachelor. As the 42nd President of the United States, and the horniest man to hold that position since JFK, he led America through the economic golden age of the '90s.
Clinton is famous for being the first president to institute the Opposite Presidential Term, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term, he was a Liberal, but in his second term, he was a Neocon; that was his way of bringing about change.
Clinton's term in office was marred by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on the First Lady with Hillary, in a perverse affair that culminated in a media frenzy. (Full article...)
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 - ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
- ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life?
- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
- ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
- ... that Crow war chieftain Old White Man was nothing like his brothers, Walks Over Eggshells and Sees No Color?
- ... that women get periods, but men get commas?
- ... that on 17 June 2007, Britain was mercilessly hit by an attack of 'falling water'?
- ... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)
- ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
- ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
- ... that I'm better than this person in particular?
- ... that Former President Bush prefers his Tuskegee airmen with a side of risotto and mushrooms?
- ... that this in not a DYK entry?
- ... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
- ... that the Kingfisher does not dine exclusively on kings, but also hunts queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and any other high-ranking members of the nobility?
- ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
- ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life?
- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
- ... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
- ... that Crow war chieftain Old White Man was nothing like his brothers, Walks Over Eggshells and Sees No Color?
- ... that women get periods, but men get commas?
- ... that on 17 June 2007, Britain was mercilessly hit by an attack of 'falling water'?
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