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Edward Christopher "Ed" [insert singular 3rd person subjective pronoun]eran (born 17 February 1991 - died NEVER) is a Canadian-British singer-songwriter, actor, owner of a bar in London, and Rupert Grint lookalike. He is also known as "Teddy" on Instagram. Additionally, he is considered to be the "one true god" of his home country, and even the entire world. Asides from that, he's known to the public as the "Ginger Jesus". Ed is arguably a fad of the year 2017 and also a British nationalist. Even though his career was meant to fade away at the end of the 2010s, he manages to still make music to this day, much to everyone's annoyances. He is known to have a lot of chart hits, especially in the UK, including "The B Team", "Untitled (Take Me Into Your Loving Arms)", "Nothing Happens After Two" and most infamously, "I'm Back & I'm Desperate". However, they are most likely plagiarized, but he still gets away with it. His private life isn't very well known, thanks to having no surveillance cameras in his home and the fact that the address to it is changed every day. Despite having a male given name, Ed somehow manages to have female pronouns as part of his surname, so, logically, he would've instantly became a "she" right away. Oh fuck, how do we go by them again?
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- ... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
- ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
- ... that a drummer is someone who hangs out with musicians?
- ... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
- ... that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
- ... that water is bad for your health because fish have sex in it?
- ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services?


- ... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
- ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
- ... that a drummer is someone who hangs out with musicians?
- ... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
- ... that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
- ... that water is bad for your health because fish have sex in it?
- ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services?
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