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Reformed Orthodox Rabbi William "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) is an American politician, former childcare worker, former amateur saxophonist, and swingin' bachelor. As the 42nd President of the United States, and the horniest man to hold that position since JFK, he led America through the economic golden age of the '90s.
Clinton is famous for being the first president to institute the Opposite Presidential Term, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term, he was a Liberal, but in his second term, he was a Neocon; that was his way of bringing about change.
Clinton's term in office was marred by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on the First Lady with Hillary, in a perverse affair that culminated in a media frenzy. (Full article...)
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- ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
- ... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
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- ... that women get periods, but men get commas?
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- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that Big Pharma wants to get you high?
- ... that a bomb shelter is the safest place to hide explosives?
- ... that while I have no idea what this means, all I know is that I just lost my life savings while some other guy just bought his fifth yacht? (Pictured)
- ... that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
- ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
- ... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
- ... that when a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins? But all of them are wiki editors?
- ... that solid, liquid, and gas all come out your ass?
- ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
- ... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
- ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
- ... that women get periods, but men get commas?
- ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back?
- ... that the road to hell is identical to the stairs to heaven, but with elevator music and traffic?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that Big Pharma wants to get you high?
- ... that a bomb shelter is the safest place to hide explosives?
- ... that while I have no idea what this means, all I know is that I just lost my life savings while some other guy just bought his fifth yacht? (Pictured)
- ... that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
- ... that testicles are edible and a good source of protein?
- ... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
- ... that when a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins? But all of them are wiki editors?
- ... that solid, liquid, and gas all come out your ass?
- ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
- ... that, because of Anonymous' credibility, he has become a frequent source of information for news articles?
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