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Mathematics (from Greek άθημα máthēma, “knowledge, study, learning”) is the systematic torture of students disguised as the study of quantity, structure, space, and change. Mathematicians seek out patterns and formulate new conjectures, trying to make sense of the universe by examining these abstract concepts, determining common traits, and then experimenting to see if this advanced knowledge will help them get women into bed. These conjectures are often faulty, and this subsequent failure is referred to as mathematical proof.
Galileo Galilei (1564–1642) said, "The universe cannot be read until we have learned the language and become familiar with the characters in which it is written. It is written in mathematical language... Without these, one is wandering about in a dark labyrinth". He was also condemned by the church for heresy, and the only surviving body part of his is his middle finger on his right hand. This is currently kept at the Museo Galileo in Florence, Italy, allowing him to give the finger to the Catholic Church from beyond the grave. (Full article...)
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- ... that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
- ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)
- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that sarcasm is totally the highest form of wit?
- ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
- ... that Earth has 1 sextillion grains of sand?
- ... that Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby are the same person?
- ... Jared Leto fucked your bf and he totally enjoyed it?
- ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws?
- ... that you can meet all sorts of interesting people when you're drunk? (Pictured)
- ... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
- ... that the handgun is one of the most pitiful guns you can find, seeing as it's part of your hand?
- ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
- ... that people residing or visiting Canada often ask themselves, "Why am I in Canada?"
- ... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
- ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
- ... that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
- ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)
- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that sarcasm is totally the highest form of wit?
- ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
- ... that Earth has 1 sextillion grains of sand?
- ... that Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby are the same person?
- ... Jared Leto fucked your bf and he totally enjoyed it?
- ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws?
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