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The Saga of Darren Shan

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UnScripts:Epic Fail Movie

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Persistence

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German-Scandinavian War

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg WAR! Huagh! Good God ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:58, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete though I can't swear there isn't some humor hidden in the foreign-language bits. Spıke ¬  13:20 11-Dec-09
  • Delete. Hnng. Again. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:25, Dec 11
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More wacky war stories. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I guarantee this unfunny in any language , time period, epoch etc etc.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:23, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
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Kennewick War

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One of those "wacky war" articles, you know the ones. If I listed everything wrong with this article I'd actually be writing another bad article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:26, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Global Armageddon comes to my home town. Spıke ¬  12:57 11-Dec-09
  • Delete. A waste of my time reading the damn thing, but little else. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:22, Dec 11
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Definitely some sort of vanity page about some kid's high school. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Our possible literary future. Read all you can now before dumbos like this take over. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:32, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Common sense

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I did a rewrite, and with your permission I'd like it to replace this highly mediocre page. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:59, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete and replace as requested. Spıke ¬  20:15 11-Dec-09
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  • Executive order 1265: done and moved. Shortened the red tape. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:07, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Streetmaul

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More Pasketmaul cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:09, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Could be covered by the emerging consensus, below, to keep Pasketmaul but huff the many articles that serve only to flesh it out. Spıke ¬  12:52 11-Dec-09
  • Delete. Yawn. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:03, Dec 11
  • "Sigh" - "Kif, er, I mean Kip, spare me the weary sigh." -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 13:24, Dec. 11, 2009
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Chocolate Cake Church

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A stub with paragraphs so brief there's no room for jokes.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:00, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. When does something simple become "irritatingly simple"? When you are straining to add humor to a topic that's irritatingly humorless. Spıke ¬  12:51 11-Dec-09
  • Delete. No substance to it. And it starts with a painfully obvious Russian Reversal, even by the standards of Russian Reversals. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:01, Dec 11
  • Delete - The religion is a lie. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 13:18, Dec. 11, 2009
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Pasketmaul/Teams

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Of course if you have a made up sport you can't forget the made up teams. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spıke ¬  11:38 8-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --TrekCaptain 21:46, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Listy shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:50, Dec 11
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Pasketmaul/Stadia

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Now this is just list. The stadium is located at "your face". We're truly dealing with a comedic genius. *facepalm* --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pointless listcruft. The only purpose is to flesh out the main article. Spıke ¬  11:36 8-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --TrekCaptain 21:46, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Sucky list. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:48, Dec 11
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Pasketmaul/International Pasketmaul Board

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The KTs

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Bandcruft stub. It claims to be an in joke but if it is it's way more "in" than I'll ever get. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:37, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Band and its hits parallel the Beatles but don't relate to anything. The claim to be an in-joke is via category, surely an appeal to us to spare its wretched life. The link on line 1 is not to yet another bad band article but to, groan, yet another crufty video-game article. Spıke ¬  20:56 9-Dec-09
  • Delete. Though it has been written reasonably well , this article isn't funny unless there is some explanation why they are called the KT Band. Vanity work ?--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:31, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There are better spoof band articles. Does look a bit Vanity-based. My Tree! 14:40, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
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Pasketmaul/Lite

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ANOTHER ONE? There's like nothing here man! This is SHIT!--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes, it is. Spıke ¬  11:34 8-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:18, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --TrekCaptain 21:48, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
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Pasketmaul/Cult of the Month

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg No Fucking Way?!?!? BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD! I'll fucking kill every last one of you motherfuckers and your fucking mothers. Die you shitcocks!!! Fuckin'DIE --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Marketing Partnerships, in which a sports team or league tries to transfer fans' love to a commercial product that they would otherwise hate, is an institution that deserves our satire. This article doesn't begin; it is a stub of listcruft. Most of the material is in the awful initial template. Spıke ¬  11:30 8-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 15:50, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --TrekCaptain 21:50, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Terrell Owens

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad list and just not very funny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:54, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Terrell Owens is eminently ridiculous, in ways that this article mentions, through its strutting and trash-talking. He brings immense raw talent to a team and destroys its teamwork ethic. Rush Limbaugh famously lost a sports-commentator job charging that Owens was artificially touted by networks eager to promote a black quarterback (though Owens is not the first one). There is an article in here, waiting to get out, but it can only be done justice by a fan living 250 miles southwest of here. Spıke ¬  01:18 7-Dec-09
My bad, it is McNabb that Limbaugh dissed. But ain't my fault. Spıke ¬  23:12 7-Dec-09
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  • Keept -RAHB 04:06, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Bizarro Girl God

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 200 proof cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:10, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Quickly. A small collection of random thoughts with no theme. It is notable when you view the cinematic Eye of Sauron and perceive a vagina. Unite against Coding Under the Influence! Spıke ¬  23:32 9-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This really sucks. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 05:33, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
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Irate Gamer

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  • Delete Stupid stub that does nothing but randomly rehash a bunch of our in-jokes without adding anything new to them. Absolutely nothing funny about the whole thing. Wild at Heart 06:35, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Reads like an Encyclopedia Dramatica article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:32, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Plus vanity/cyberbullying on "Chris." Spıke ¬  12:08 9-Dec-09
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:13, 9 December 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 15:50, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
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Rowdy Saudis

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So apparently Hitler started a rock band (again)... or a biker gang. I don't know. It's a moronic article, that's the important bit. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:05, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Good concept, poor exectution. I don't think it even mentions any Saudis in the article. Found it. Still not funny, though. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randumbo mix and mismatch. If you are going to start on a joke about the Saudis - at least the writer could have woven that idea more into this piece. He doesn't and therefore it is a just pile of reused dog ends. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:53, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:49, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
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  • No significant development since 2006. Nothing relevant on author's user or talk pages. Can't tell if this article relates to anything, least of all Hitler; if it does, it could be saved, first by cutting the three reincarnations and the impossible chronology. Spıke ¬  23:34 7-Dec-09

Pink Panther Party

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is bad in lots of ways. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:30, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There is a concept: Cross the separatist Black Panther Party with effeminacy (essentially its opposite). It's unrealized. If whites wrote this, it's racial name-calling; if blacks, then it's street trash talk. Either way, it's a waste of bytes. Coincidentally, it drops the name of Terrell Owens. Spıke ¬  01:22 7-Dec-09
  • Delete. It could have possibly worked but the writer falls into a big crap hole of tired racism to make it really funny. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:41, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:47, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
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  • There is also a Pink panther, it redirects to "User:MrCleveland/Pink Panther", and it's mostly crap. The exaggerated list of real and fancied sequels makes a point, but the contents don't relate to anything. I can't VFD something in userspace, but I would VFD the pointer. Spıke ¬  11:16 7-Dec-09
  • If this is deleted, I will slide in the smallish User:SPIKE/Pink Panther Party as a replacement. If you see additional directions for this one to go in, I welcome them. Spıke ¬  01:30 8-Dec-09
Replacement article is installed. Spıke ¬  12:37 9-Dec-09

VFD-padlock.png Ben Folds Five

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. One of our more presentable band-based articles, though it needs editing, as when it tries too hard to be witty "(as opposed to not being witty which is of course the only thing worse than in fact being witty)".... Spıke ¬  11:03 6-Dec-09
Copy in User:SPIKE/Ben Folds Five is cleaned up and slightly expanded. Spıke ¬  11:45 6-Dec-09
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kept - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:27, Dec 9

  • and cleaned-up version substituted as an edit Spıke ¬  01:53 9-Dec-09

VFD-padlock.png Mrs. Millicent Uddersoe

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It expertly does what it sets out to do. Sir Winston Pooh? The lady's ass "shaken, not stirred"? Fabulous! The section "Early life," however, does seem to exist just for completeness and needs to get funnier. Spıke ¬  03:58 29-Nov-09
  • Keep. It shows some flashes of humour but needs expansion. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:13, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. I wouldn't vote for on VFH, but found it amusing if short. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:32, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 19:44, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uncyclopeda is the top search on a very small number on google, so it's probably a totally fake person. The article is also flimsy and too short (though the committee to give Alan Moore and Bath and A Shave was sort of cute).--Count of Monkey Crisco 03:50, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm just not seeing the point. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:46, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Shouldn't have made it out of NRV way back in '06. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:05, Dec 4
  • Delete. Dumb. Slithy Tove 07:55, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:40, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
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John Freeman

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  • Dear Lord. This is hilarious. I mean, the video is. This article is completely plagiarized. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:59, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Apparently, this was plagiarized. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:02, 7 December 2009
  • Just No. A mess of words. My Tree! 18:42, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Regretful Delete “I loved wife like sun raise... DARK MAN YOU WILL SUFFAR!” John Freeman ponted and yelled. Okay, I laughed quite a bit, but for the wrong reasons. This fails about as hard as anything written in English could and that is funny, but I cannot endorse this sort of thing in good conscience. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:29, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concept stolen, execution illiterate. But amazing it hasn't attracted support from the so-bad-it's-good gang. Spıke ¬  23:28 7-Dec-09
We get the message! Turn it off! Spıke ¬  23:35 7-Dec-09
Fine, but I'm leaving the first one on. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:41, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Some of you are missing the point that this is completely plagiarized. Search for John Freeman on Youtube. It's better in video form, trust me. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:23, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

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VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Revolutionary 4-stroke engine runs on screaming

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Um... is this news article supposed to be all "A's"? I don't think so, even though the title references screaming. Moved from QVFD due to age.--TrekCaptain 17:19, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There can only be one. -Conner McCloud --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:21, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The concept is valid--though unoriginal--but the execution is (necessarily) simian. Count is right; we need (at most) only one of these. Spıke ¬  19:02 7-Dec-09
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  • Invalid Nom too young for a vfd nomination. --Mn-z 20:01, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks Mnb, missed that one. Voting closed. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:16, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png The Emperor's New Clothes

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Completely empty article, moved here from QVFD. --TrekCaptain 17:13, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Flimsy Delete Per the Count. We routinely delete "dumb one-jokers." Spıke ¬  19:09 7-Dec-09
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Also also, you might want to read the rules at the top. Nominations without the {{VFD}} tag are invalid. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:08, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • That a series of blank sections is acceptable if it makes a point refutes the assertion that there is {expansion} required for the small but complete Barack Obama's birth. Spıke ¬  19:09 7-Dec-09
  • I don't see the comparison. Is Barack Obama's birth intentionally short as a commentary on a possible cover-up regarding his true origins? Doesn't look like it. It just looks stubby, like it's better suited to be a section than an article. And there are no blank sections in The Emperor's New Clothes -- if anything, the sections are too long. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:02, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Invalid. No VFD tag. Voting closed. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:28, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

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VFD-padlock.png :Category: Things George Bush doesn't care about

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  • Keep (1) Bush still was a president at some point. World War two was what, 60+ years ago, and nobody questions it when someone makes fun of that. (2) The fact that the statement is more trivial adds to the comedy of it for me. As well, it's one of the least cliche forms of Bush humor. I'd think that would warrant it having more value than just the idea that he was a bad president (3) Your mom (4) Sort of partially agreed, but there are 205 articles in this category...plus, it's not a list, it's a category. It gets put onto other pages individually, it's not like it's an actual content page that was made for just listing a bunch of shit. If anything, this is ten times superior to that sort of idea. -RAHB 12:28, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
Regarding (1), compare "Category: Places the Nazis didn't bomb in WW2"--even more trivial, like a zillion other things, and less preferable than writing something that's actually funny. Spıke ¬  12:40 7-Dec-09
  • Keep. I think you're really fishing for something to delete here, when there are larger pieces of crap to fry. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:32, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
    Mmmmm.... fried peices of crap. *drools* -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 15:55, Dec. 7, 2009 15:55, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.Actually it's related to the rapper/celebrity-trainwreck Kanye West's quote, Spike. Your argument reveals that you don't "get" what it's about so it's not credible. I say lweave the category alone. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:32, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.png Obvious Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:56, 7 December 2009
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This category is sorta random, but its also large, and there is some link between the articles in this category. So, deleting this category, would probably result in some "information loss". --Mn-z 16:47, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. All categories are pointless. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:50, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete (1) Bush is no longer President. (2) The statement that "I care about everything" was one of the more forgettable acts of his forgettable Presidency. (3) Every President claims to care about everything (cf. Clinton and "Ah feel yo' pain"). (4) Lists of negatives are stupid lists, and tagging something with this Category to ridicule Bush is instant humor with zero creativity. Spıke ¬  12:20 7-Dec-09
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  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:26, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

Lance Vance

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We've hit the threshold here people: second generation GTAcruft. Not just cruft about a fictional GTA game, an article about a minor character in GTA game. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:02, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. It's like trying to stamp on fleas . --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:43, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. True second-generation cruft would be an article about an article about a GTA game. But I'll help you snuff out this one. Can you kill some mexicans for me? Spıke ¬  11:06 7-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 17:08, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:29, 7 December 2009
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Give me a Big Mac Or Else!

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Captain Tsubasa

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only notable joke I saw in here was "OVER 9000!!" —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. But that's not a joke but a meme (a value-exceeding-the-maximum). This description of a Japanese video game about "a soccer nerd kid who dumbed his girlfriend" is supposed to be funny because nothing is exactly right. Except, you wouldn't know. Spıke ¬  15:52 6-Dec-09
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 18:37, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Captain Crap. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:38, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
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Grand Theft Auto Advance

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This game is considered by many fans to be one of the worst in the series. See where I'm going with this? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The review, in fact, claims that it's identical to its predecessors--about the most brainless way there is of ridiculing something. Perhaps throw out ways it might have been different, and experiment with different ways of saying, "Nope." Nope. However, "you get to hurt your self when you crash into things inside your car." Spıke ¬  15:42 6-Dec-09
  • 0.000000000000000006 yoctoseconds. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 18:55, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.GTA, go away. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:16, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another shocking example GTA cruft. It is just a shame none of the writers of these junk pieces don't try and come up with an original angle to the original GTA. If this is one , I haven't seen it so far. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:37, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
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Gravitation

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crappy article written by yaoi fangirls. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sex. Gays. AIDS. Masturbation. Rape. That's a total of one joke. Spıke ¬  18:43 5-Dec-09
  • Is there really an anime entitled "Gravitation" or are the writers of the article just mentally challenged? --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:48, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, it's about two gay guys. Bleh. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
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VFD-padlock.png Married Women

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An irredeemable shitfest of poop. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:54, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per Hyperbole. --Mn-z 23:24, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No notable basis, inscrutable. PS--I'm biased toward Delete when any article breaks the encyclopedia canon with impossible year numbers just to display its zaniness. Spıke ¬  20:50 23-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg soft delete Some workable random humor, but not enough to make it save worthy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:23, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. It's got Oscar Wilde, Your Mother, Gay jokes, and random dates! Ha Ha! Funny! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:30, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 19:50, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Am waiting for someone to tell us if there is a musical group by this name; that is, that this article has any basis, and that its inscrutability is an encoded reference to real facts. Spıke ¬  22:48 19-Nov-09
  • So would you vote keep for real bandcruft and delete for fake bandcruft? Or the other way around? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:12, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
Mostly want to defer voting while I don't know what I don't know, which was a lot in the case of Suryavarman II. Yes, it would be more keep-able if it were clearly bandcruft. Spıke ¬  23:26 19-Nov-09
A quick wikipedia and google search seems to say no, or at least they fail UN:CM. --Mn-z 23:49, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I would like to see an article on Marital Arts that combines marriage and fighting. Actually, that's kind of depressing. I'm off to sulk now. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:12, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Been here long enough with no clear consensus. Voting closed. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:32, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

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Final Fantasy IV

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks to me like an abandoned WIP with a fake expiration date on the template. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes; author tagged himself with WIP, which he coded to be checked in 2012, then abandoned the page for November. This alone merits huffing. Spıke ¬  22:55 5-Dec-09
  • STREUTH!!! --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:27, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You Spoony Bard! --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:13, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crap+Cheating. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:30, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
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  • comment. Actually, I found the altered template to be pretty darm funny. Except it's cheating, I suppose. But still, I think it could be used somewhere. Excuse me while I steal it. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:40, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
Well, those templates are used on all the Final Fantasy articles, but if you really wanna keep it... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
I just checked I - III and V - VIII, and didn't see it on any of them. Perhaps we're talking about something different? I'm talking about what Spike mentioned above. That I found funny (even if troublemaking), and added to my talk page. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:22, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
Fo reals? They had that template last time I read them. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

VFD-padlock.png FUCKING SENTENCE

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Of course, I'd hoped that predicting it would keep you from fucking doing it!!! Spıke ¬  00:22 5-Dec-09
  • Keep -RAHB 05:03, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg weak keep per above. --Mn-z 06:18, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. --Andorin Kato 06:41, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE!Only contains the word "f***" and variations of specified word, and is basically 4 lines long. No worth whatsoever to Uncyclopedia, just random swearing for no point. Further, its marked as a dead end article. --TrekCaptain 22:02, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is when you use QVFD. Unfortunately, Socky has seen it, and has elected instead to boldface the first paragraph, so he'll be voting Keep.... Spıke ¬  22:05 4-Dec-09
I DID put in under QVFD (yesterday). Nothing happened to it. (I BLAME THE ADMINS!!!) Ya think I should post it there again?--TrekCaptain 22:07, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Not now that it's in VFD, that's sort of short-circuiting the voting process. Spıke ¬  22:09 4-Dec-09
I see it in Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive55 for 28-Nov, with no explanation why it wasn't huffed. Spıke ¬  22:13 4-Dec-09
Perhaps bothering an admin about it might make them start monitoring the page more... --TrekCaptain 22:20, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
In the future, if an article repeatedly put on QVFD is not deleted, it means that it's not going to be deleted. So if this is kept, I expect to at least see a month period before it's relisted again. Continuously drawing attention to something isn't going to change what happens to it. -RAHB 05:03, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
People kept QVFDing it. I kept removing it. --Andorin Kato 06:41, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Recommendation: Lock and delete, should it be removed. --TrekCaptain 22:09, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Suggestion - Perhaps it could be moved to UnPoetia? -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 04:44, Dec. 5, 2009
  • TrekCaptain, it seems that you have unfortunately stumbled onto an inside joke, one of the articles that's "so bad it's good," an archetype of how not to write an article for a web site on how not to write encyclopedia articles. Let us hope that the Admins will tell us the difference, once and for all, between an article that's "so bad it's good" and an article that is simply bad. This one is simply bad. Ridicule me as an ex-Wikipedian, but some stuff needs to be written down. Spıke ¬  12:44 5-Dec-09
  • Deleted and Redirected. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 19:20, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

Lil Wayne

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Written like an ED article with no humor unless you hate him as much as the writer.—Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Not all cultures are the same, and they are not equally good at everything," and this author's culture cannot even poke fun at a rapper with creativity. Andorin, the Rabbi, and the Chief Justice have spent a lot of time reverting anonIP edits to this article, though the article would make it hard to call anything vandalism of it. Spıke ¬  18:50 5-Dec-09
  • BUTT POOP. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:44, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • BUTT POOP 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:25, 5 December 2009
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Rydia

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VFD-padlock.png User talk:Spang

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  • Delete Long, listy and unfunny. If a bunch of people continuously edit a page for years and it never gets any better, I'd think it's time to call it quits and start over. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:00, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I would suggest moving the current page to User talk:Spang/archive12 and starting over with a blank slate. The current page is way too long to prune down to a manageable size. --Mn-z 06:14, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • fuk dis nigga --Roman Dog Bird 22:40, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
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Keep'd. While the contributions of others on that page suck, mine there are, frankly, awesome. And also invalid nom, but that's probably tangental. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:27, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

Adolf Shitler

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  • Delete - Too random, pretty immature. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 21:40, Nov. 28, 2009
  • Delete Unless someone is willing to rewrite. Cthulhu.jpgPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!Cthulhu.jpg 21:46, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article says, "Shitler died, even though he was immortal"--then envisages his reanimation. That is, the only coherent thing about this page is the potty humor (sometimes literally). Rewritten or not, why would we want such an article? Spıke ¬  00:36 29-Nov-09

Delete. I liked the headlining picture. That's it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:25, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

  • Delete The article lacks coherence and is too meme dependent. --Mn-z 17:03, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Chuck Fucking Norris. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:03, Dec 4
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  • Maybe it can be taken as an illustration of how Hitler needed the Jews eliminated because some things inherent to the Jewish heritage, like the sanctity of life, conflicted with his ideals. To achieve the society envisioned by Hitler, opponents and supposed inferior humans would need to permanently eliminated, and a concept like the sanctity of life would be in clear contrast to such practices. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:13, 29 November 2009
  • Call me uneducated, but how are you seeing all that in a peice of shit with a mustache? -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 01:38, Nov. 29, 2009
  • Oh, I see. That is pretty clever, though probably unintentionally. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 01:48, Nov. 29, 2009
  • Likewise. I'm more interested in the conflict between this dumb article and the Uncyclopedia heritage, like the sanctity of humor. Spıke ¬  01:40 29-Nov-09
Then you must gaze lovingly before each flush of the toilet. Spıke ¬  04:04 29-Nov-09

Elisha Cuthbert

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  • Keep. The article isn't that good, but the images make up for it. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:14, 22 November 2009
    So you'd vote "keep" on any article that included two pictures of an attractive woman in a bikini? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:25, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
    Well, that depends. Here, I think the article is consistent for the most part and has a fair enough concept (perfect woman/Kim Bauer). Some bits are utterly crappy, of course, but that shouldn't doom the whole article. Though I admit that without these images, I would have totally voted to exterminate this. I guess it's funny in a way how hot chicks get crap articles. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:09, 23 November 2009
    You should know that Mnbvcxz has updated his undeleteable page, BUTT POOP, just for you. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:46, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
    I have no idea what it's about, but I seem to like it for some reason. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:28, 23 November 2009
  • Keep, per Socky Yada Parada 19:01, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. If I told you that I enjoy masturbating, would you laugh? If the answer is "no," then there's no humor in this article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:47, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Another article from the Randumbo template. If the writer had at least stuck to 24 then I may have abstained...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:33, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete No idea who she is and whilst she's quite fit in that empty 'I like kittens' way - well - this isn't funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:20, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 02:27, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Article sucks, images are available elsewhere. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:02, Dec 4
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Not worth the memory space on the uncyclopedia servers, and the images you can easily find by using the most evil tool in the world for n00bs, called GOOGLE. --TrekCaptain 00:04, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Why not? --Mn-z 23:17, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Honestly, in general, I'm not in favor of replacing shitty articles with image macros. In my opinion, that tends to discourage articles on those subjects from ever being written. Maybe no one will ever have a funny idea for an Alessandra Ambrosio article, but if they did, they'd probably land on that page and say "Oh. Well, I might offend someone if I campaigned to get that replaced, so I'll leave it alone." A wizard did it is a good place for an image macro because it isn't taking up any article namespace real estate, but Elisha Cuthbert is a page where, in a perfect world, we should have a fully realized article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:20, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • We could always place a rewrite tag on the macro. Or, better yet a "we couldn't think of anything funny to write about this subject, so we made an image macro template, if you can think of a better idea, please rewrite this"- template. --Mn-z 18:35, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • If by consistent, you mean laden with masturbation fodder, then yes. --Mn-z 06:15, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

UnNews:Remington Steelers return home to England to perform at teen actor's funeral

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I know we usually don't see UnNews articles here but A) Why not, some are really crap and B) I'm afraid that Remington Steelers might be related to a tapeworm, capable of regrowing from even a single left over body segment. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:23, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes! either pursues the vanity of their personal band or the vanity of their personal fantasy band. Either way, they have already been shown the door. Spıke ¬  15:49 4-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per sagacruft control. --Mn-z 17:46, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Someone with real power, please correct "nessessary" in Template:VFDRules2. Spıke ¬  15:49 4-Dec-09

VFD-padlock.png cosbymon

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  • Keep. The author is active on the site and keeps coming back to this one to work on it. He last worked on it just a few weeks ago, and even left a note at the bottom asking us to improve rather than delete it. I don't know. Deleting it seems kind of cruel. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:32, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • I think this has potential. I remember this episode of the Cosby Show where Cosby started acting all weird about Pokemon, or Pokey Mans as he called them. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:42, 3 December 2009
  • Keep - POKEMON! Pokemon, with the pokey and the man and the thing where the guy comes out of the thing and they like to go RAH RAH RAH RAH! -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 21:02, Dec. 3, 2009
  • Keep Who is that attractive squirrel? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:44, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg sympathy keep per above. Maybe this can be de-crappified. --Mn-z 05:43, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ah... user:jupiterfox. I can always count on you when VFD need some padding. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:15, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! What the bejabbers is this?! It ain't funny, I can tell you that. Wild at Heart 16:10, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. I guess this is the work of someone recently potty trained. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:45, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 17:32, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Pointless crap (no offense, but that's my description of it). Not funny, not worth being here on uncyclopedia. --TrekCaptain 01:13, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Execution, pre-teen. Concept, evidently, stolen. Spıke ¬  02:45 4-Dec-09
  • delete Just to negate the 'sympathy keep'. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:45, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
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  • maybe we could convince the user to move to illogicopedia, and take his articles with him? --Mn-z 17:36, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment.Or send him toward that insane Remington Steelers Wiki to keep Ryansaurus company. The fact that Jupiterfox is active on the site is something that leads to the average quality of uncyclopedia articles getting worse, not better. BTW, Socky The Cosby show ran from '84 to '92. The first Pokemon game was released in '96. You might be thinking of an episode of the Simpsons where the animated Bill Cosby went on about Pokemon in a fictional reboot of Kids say the Darnedest Things. Yes, the article is, at best, a retelling of a Simpsons bit that wasn't that great to begin with. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:52, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Syndrome: That would be Minerva Mink from the 90's cartoon series Animaniacs. Jupiterfox's passions seem to run toward the "exotic". He makes a lot of random stuff about cartoon characters (much of which is currently deleted) or adds content to the same. I was thinking of improving the article by striking through the second paragraph and going off on a tangential article-within-article called "How to Be Funny and Not Just Furry" but that would be edging dangerously close to the "personal attack" territory. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:06, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
    • Just be glad he prefers Minerva Mink other that other female Animaniacs character. --Mn-z 05:43, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
      • Well, if you're talking about the toon I think you are, he does claim to be friends with her and Lola Bunny on his user page. Plus we have to worry about the possibility of him building a page around this.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:17, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keept -RAHB 05:26, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Red link saboteurs

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  • Delete Good idea, terrible execution. Trivia section, no categories, too few relevant links, too little humor, and who the hell is "Rendell Monroe"? It's "Randall Monroe," dumbass. Wild at Heart 01:46, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "This pseudo-intellectual clap should serve to eat up the last 30 minutes of my work day." I'm grateful that Section 4, though still in self-obsession, summed up exactly why it should be hanged without possibility of parole. Section 2 is so needlessly cryptic that I never got the "good idea." It's babble. Spıke ¬  02:06 3-Dec-09
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  • Keept -RAHB 05:23, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png I'm In Your Base Killin' Your Dudes

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Memetrash. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:59, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Memetrash. Even overuses strikethrough. Personal mention of RAHB in final section suggests the author will not be surprised to lose another bad article. Probably won't take him more than ten minutes to bang out a replacement. Spıke ¬  13:50 29-Nov-09
  • Delete. Somnambulistic randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:09, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Strongly Agree with Spike's reasons, as well as my comments under the "comments" box below. --TrekCaptain 01:03, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
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  • A thought, if I may. The article itself (after I re-read it) is not funny in the slightest. It also contains racist themes within it, such as the phrase (NOTE: I am just quoting the page) "I'm in Auschwitz killin your jews," which several others might consider offensive. These are only two reasons, however the racist theme(s) alone should allow for it to be removed. --TrekCaptain 15:53, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
Concur; but the fact that someone can claim to be offended cannot argue against free speech, or much of the content here becomes problematic. What bugs me, as always, is gratuitously mentioning a slaughter of humans with no connection to comedy. By the way, just as offensive is a guide to warfare by a kid who obviously never got closer than a Playstation console. Spıke ¬  17:55 1-Dec-09
I apologise. that was me. It was meant as a sort of deliberately-be-beyond-the-pale-offensive joke in a doomed article, since I didn't find the rest of it funny and thought I'd just vent at it. Again, I apologise. Terribly sorry to offend. Though as Frankie Boyle puts it "I've been studying Isreali Army Martial Arts. Now I know ten ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back". You know, _that_ sort of offensive and yet funny. Epic fail on my part. Oh, poo. Myocardialinfarction 18:15, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
With the immediate comments in response to my thought, I have to agree with both SPIKE and Myocardialinfarction. This article is written in a non-humorous way, and has too many offensive items (NOTE: when I use the word offensive, I mean offensive in a way that would incite public outcry if released to the world). If only I knew how to submit a vote for quick deletion... maybe. --TrekCaptain 18:59, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keept -RAHB 05:21, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Port

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. (formerly Comment) New version at User:SPIKE/Port is keepable, though it still has too much from the original and still lacks illustrations. Hyperbole, or any wine lover, can you contribute new ideas? Spıke ¬  01:15 29-Nov-09
My version is done. No other ideas were forthcoming, and my illustration (a glass of red wine) is generic. But this essay on Port Huron port beats the former randomness on the Marquis de Sade and Elton John. Spıke ¬  13:55 4-Dec-09
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  • This is in no worse shape than we found The Wish Fish. Does have some fun with the nautical term. If a true wine-lover should try to clean this article up, I'll help it along. Spıke ¬  16:03 27-Nov-09
  • Keept -RAHB 05:25, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Alternate version is installed. Spıke ¬  12:50 5-Dec-09

Steve trump

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Because, why? Whoremonal 22:48, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
You realize that such a rationale will induce about three guys here to vote Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Because, why not? Spıke ¬  23:01 4-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Donald Trump's brother doesn't rise to the level of an article. Maybe if it were funny. Author tells us (at the end) exactly why Wikipedia booted his ass out, also why he wouldn't lower himself to doing business with Encyclopedia Dramatica; also informs us he has a private copy of this (for re-injection?) if we should delete it. Spıke ¬  22:59 4-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete., and ban the IP just in case he actually did copy and paste it somewhere ready for us to delete it. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:36, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg You're Fired -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 04:48, Dec. 5, 2009
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  • Paste the template BELOW the arrow, and not to the right of it, and the section becomes individually editable. Spıke ¬  22:59 4-Dec-09
  • Sorry, noted. Whoremonal 23:21, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

clonecest

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ICU'ed years ago, then poked by IP numbers infrequently. There's really not much worth saving. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:26, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. (Clone + Incest) Fnarr fnarr! Then, listcruft. Spıke ¬  21:37 4-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uncensor the image, then I'll vote keep On second thought...no. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Random and stupid, and not even in a funny way. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 04:47, Dec. 5, 2009
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Clowns over Troubled Water

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Could be QVFD bad, even. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:08, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concept: promising, provided that there were some point to merging clowns to a Simon & Garfunkel album. Execution: unbegun. Article entered Intensive Care in Nov'06, good for one paragraph and an Infobox; nothing but reorg and deletions since. Finish the job. Spıke ¬  11:53 4-Dec-09
  • Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:17, Dec 4
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Or give it to http://remingtonsteelers.wikia.com with some random name changes to include Remington Steelers. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:52, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 17:55, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Ugh. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 04:37, Dec. 5, 2009
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Clowns for Sale

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Weak-ass Keep - I thought it was funny, not too horible. Could use a little work -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 04:41, Dec. 5, 2009
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not any funnier the second time around. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:12, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cited in Clowns over Troubled Water. This one doesn't even have an Infobox. Spıke ¬  11:55 4-Dec-09
  • Delete. "This album sucked so much, that I stuck it into my butt cheeks, farted, and swirled. Oh yeah, I swirled." --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:14, Dec 4
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This has my inspired my throwaway idea Coco Chanel started life in the circus.....--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:54, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 17:44, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
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Jilliby, New South Wales

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Today Show

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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Half-arsed, yes, but might be funny to an Australian. Where's PuppyOnTheRadio when you need him? Spıke ¬  21:41 4-Dec-09

Parliament

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Parliaments are important governing bodies in dozens of democracies and pseudodemocracies around the world. They vary in power and flavor from British to Russian to Funkadellic to inexpensive cigarettes. The one common factor in all parliaments is that they have nothing to do with fucking gorillas!--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:24, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - To Illogicopedia it goes! -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 02:28, Dec. 4, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A surprising number of hands (none recently) have worked to create this unfunny mess. Spıke ¬  03:02 4-Dec-09
  • Delete. Crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:08, Dec 4
  • Delete Give it to http://remingtonsteelers.wikia.com and just say everyone was in that band. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:50, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
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Battlecorp

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. From the maker of Heyte. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:09, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! per above. Wild at Heart 16:10, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Another Heyte Crime. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:04, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I can not find the game on wikipedia or google. So I assume its complete bullocks. --Mn-z 17:29, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete - Not worth fighting for. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 21:04, Dec. 3, 2009
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Heyte

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  • Delete Poorly written, grammar and formatting errors, totally devoid of any semblance of humor. Wild at Heart 01:43, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Corporation in rampant conquest of world domination. Most bad ass, bad ass, of bad asses. Another character for someone's personal video game. Spıke ¬  02:13 3-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:01, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Heyteful...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:48, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 17:22, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Article was put in intensive care Jan'07. Author removed the tag and replaced it with: "EDIT: Still under construction. Buddy." This legend, though simplified, is still there, though article last underwent a flurry of edits about this time last year. Spıke ¬  02:13 3-Dec-09

HCI

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  • Delete Nothing funny at all, even to its narrow target demographic. I don't see the humor in it, and it has a one star rating. Wild at Heart 01:40, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As above. HCI might be Human-Computer Interface. Glad author is having trouble with the course. Spıke ¬  02:18 3-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:56, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 17:20, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
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HKN Donut Stand

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  • HKN in fact has nothing to do with Hong Kong; it is the Eta Kappa Nu fraterity of U of M, the likely source of this coded self-promotion. Spıke ¬  13:12 2-Dec-09

VFD-padlock.png Masturbate

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4chan has another version where it does happen. Spıke ¬  13:58 2-Dec-09
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  • Both suck. Authors stray from humor into instruction. The result should merge the best (?) of both and be about half as long; don't list synonyms, just use them. Spıke ¬  02:50 2-Dec-09
  • Comment. As above. If there is a How:To Masturbate then elements from these should be redirected there .--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:32, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
    Yo. --Andorin Kato 09:52, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
Three of them? Unlike Forum:Climate-change articles, there are not three unique Uncyclopedia approaches to masturbation and thus no real use for multiple articles. I like how the HowTo: avoids the graphic details (though the original's use of piston motors as illustrations was clever). Consolidate! Colonizers, are you aroused? Spıke ¬  17:58 2-Dec-09
  • Maybe a merge tag is in order. --Mn-z 17:16, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete'd and Redirect'd! -RAHB 22:47, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Chronic flashback syndrome

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  • Keep. I worked too hard on this on making it just right. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:01, 1 December 2009
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Mild Keep Not too bad and makes fun of the glacially paced, flashback plagued Gaara story arc in Naruto. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:12, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The concept doesn't go anywhere right now, but it would be easy enough for someone to build on it. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:57, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per the fixing and the nom + abstain. --Mn-z 17:13, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Never illustrate confusion by writing confusingly, and never illustrate repetition by writing repetitively. This cute concept does go somewhere: Over and over and over and over. Simply "over and over" would be a 100% improvement. Bad english, bad pics, no content. Spıke ¬  01:41 1-Dec-09
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  • Okay, I'm about to start killing people. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:56, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • You're missing the point. WHY NOMINATE SOMETHING IF YOU DON'T WANT IT DELETED? the capital letters are for emphasis. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:03, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • What's done is done. This is not the time for questions; this is the time for answers. We must look forward to the future, not past to the back. The fate of this article rests in our hands. Godspeed, gentlemen. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:06, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
This will also be the last time. For future reference, you either nom and vote for or you don't nom. I'll consider any nom like that from now on as invalid. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:05, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keept -RAHB 22:48, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Dave Thomas

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not vanity; Dave Thomas was indeed the founder of the Wendy's Restaurants chain (and ironically or not, died of heart failure). This article is a legitimate attempt to graft his life onto inappropriate events from the ancient past, though it's too long and frequently strays into randomness. Spıke ¬  14:30 30-Nov-09 PS--Thomas took on the role of pitch-man for a while, and many Americans have seen him on TV--though they don't see him in this article. The "heart attack" was apocryphal; Wikipedia (do we trust that?) says it was liver cancer. I've added a photo and MadMax has reformatted the quotes (though they still go on for way too long). Spıke ¬  19:16 30-Nov-09
  • Rewrite-tag. I don't find it funny, but it's not embarrassingly bad. Let's tag it rewrite and call it a day. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:27, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep, I guess. But who is this Socrate person? —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:17, 1 December 2009
Seems to have donated his final letter to that "Daves" person during the colloquy, a global failure of global-search-and-replace, I guess. Spıke ¬  00:42 1-Dec-09
Remarkable, and confusing. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:04, 1 December 2009
MadMax did a global-search-and-unreplace on Socrate, producing three cases of Socratess, which I fixed. He then went to work on Daves, only to see that the author intended Daves as a Latin rendition of Dave, sigh. Spıke ¬  03:57 1-Dec-09
If this stays, I'll rewrite it if you like, but both the Colloquy and the Hagiography drag on for twice as long as necessary to make a point. I've already deleted "Take off, you hoser" (author breaks canon to steal a joke from the Canadian MacKenzies) and the final pair of quotes (essentially, "Don't call me 'Surely'" from Airplane) has to go as well. Spıke ¬  01:22 2-Dec-09
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Mild Keep This is a rare example of bad concept/remarkable execution. The execution is good enough to make me not want to delete it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:39, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per above. --Mn-z 17:11, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Made-up dialogues with Socrates are always funny, doubly so is Socrates is the pupil. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:52, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Comment. On the plus side - the writer at least shows knowledge about or has read some ancient history. On the negative side - I just don't see where you can really join the dots and connect it with the article's subject header. Also if it is to be kept - the quotes in the middle have to moved or cut. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:04, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keept -RAHB 22:50, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

David Cross

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  • Delete. Created by an IP in 2007, it's still in a sorry state now. Nothing particularly stimulating in the history either. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:26, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Um, what? Wild at Heart 01:41, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • You've been Crossed. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 02:23, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I loved Arrested Development. This dishonors it's memory shamefully. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:43, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg I just.. blue myself -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 03:17, Dec. 3, 2009
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  • I've deleted the second paragraph of the intro: "That was a witty joke, motherfuckers. Yeah nigga, yeah!" presuming vandalism. No opinion as to whether this article is notable or salvageable. Spıke ¬  02:16 3-Dec-09

nugget

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Izitczthuania

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In 3-D

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More like in 3-VFD, more like... Ryansaurus0077 again. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:08, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Send it where his other stuff went. Spıke ¬  13:05 2-Dec-09
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:42, 2 December 2009
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Too redlinky. The other wiki would speedily delete an article by a band who doesn't have an article; why not do the same here? :-P Wild at Heart 01:42, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
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  • I can't understand why anyone would want to devote a lot of time to a mythical band named after a crap tv show (famous only for Pierce Brosnan being on it ) and then having the cast of Harry Potter appear as singer/etc. None of it makes sense but then I suppose me going on at length about this on an obscure comedy website...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:29, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
When I deleted a half dozen autobiographies from a vanity page, one of the kids protested to me that it wasn't a vanity page because these were made-up identities. (Sure.) Anyway, you needn't worry about the veracity of a page that's clearly unfunny. Of course, you're also making the point that it lacks notability, which argues for a Delete vote. Spıke ¬  17:52 2-Dec-09
  • In addition to a comment below, I don't think it's necessary to VFD these, since it was decided long ago they would all be deleted. These have merely slipped through the cracks, but I'm going to go ahead and delete any more of the mainspace articles in this series. -RAHB 01:45, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

Pirates of Encino

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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. It looks like we have serial bandcruft crafter. User:Ryanasaurus0077 has almost 40 user pages describing the tour dates and album releases of the "Remington Steelers" and he's unleashed more than a few of the terrible things into Uncyclopedia mainspace. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:26, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
    • We dealt with this guy a long time ago, most of those user articles used to be in mainspace. We finally made him realize that he was misusing the site, and he up and left to make his own wiki on wikia devoted to the band. As of today I believe he's still the only editor there. These articles are just some leftovers I suppose. -RAHB 01:01, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! My God... it's full of suck. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:42, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Killer Steelers

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Public Broadcasting Service

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The Global Soviet Hardliner Nationalist Party

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Rhys Gragoranovich Calder

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VFD-padlock.png Mustaches of Legend

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Google fails to find any scripture where nine Somethings oppose the Mahdi, but this is a fun, odd little article even if its putative link to reality was totally fabricated. Spıke ¬  14:35 30-Nov-09
New version in User:SPIKE/Mustaches of Legend has tightened wording, aligned illustrations, deletes "tenth mustache" afterthought that veered into meme-cruft. Spıke ¬  17:23 30-Nov-09
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  • Delete What the hell does this have to do with Islam? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Delete and move SPIKE's version on top of it. I think I'm voting the same way as Mnbvcxz and one of us is doing it wrong. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:58, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
Socky and Syndrome note the difference: Deleting huffs the prior history if I replace the deleted article with my own. All 4 Keep votes seem to be happy with the new version, so cutting-and-pasting it in will build on the history as simply the newest change. I'm OK with it either way. Spıke ¬  00:34 1-Dec-09
I think your doing it wrong. Deleting and moving would hide the edit history, which is bad, and a copyleft violation. --Mn-z 08:05, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
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Keept -RAHB 01:03, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

And "improved content" installed as change-by-replacement as discussed above. Spıke ¬  01:13 2-Dec-09

VFD-padlock.png The Young Ones (TV series)

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  • Strong no fucking way. It may not be awesome, but it's not bad either, definitely good enough to keep, and with a few chuckles if you know the show (I love the show). Monk d'Wally d'Honk 11:53, November 30, 2009 (UTC).
Really? The opening line states that it's an unfunny show that thankfully only lasted 12 seasons. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
1. Episodes, not seasons. There's an important difference. 2. Tip: not everything here is entirely serious, perhaps someone was being ironic? (That said, it is a real acquired taste, those of us who love it really love it, others think it's just odd and dull. They're wrong, of course, but there do seem to be quite a few of them). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:04, Nov 30
Well, I've never seen the show since I'm not British (it's british, right?) so I guess I wouldn't know. but feel free to make it better if you can! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
Well... No. I think it's good enough. That was kind of the point of my vote. Hence the words "definitely good enough" and all. Plus, I'm not active enough to write at the moment. But I'm hoping to make a glorious full return some time soon. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:04, Nov 30
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Ha, ha, Rick's a virgin! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Delete I live two minutes walk from the house they used for the external. Normally I'd vote keep for any article which has some related element within walking distance of my home, but this is shite. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:24, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Abstain. Have never seen the show, but this article is childish and pretty close to listcruft. Spıke ¬  14:38 30-Nov-09

Keept -RAHB 01:03, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Collateral Damage (terminology)

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Keept -RAHB 01:04, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Babel:Redlink

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - I wrote this as a noob. The only place that links to it is my own userspace. I figure I'd give it a fair trial. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 18:42, Nov. 28, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Now that it's here, author should be allowed to get it huffed without further ado on QVFD, a courtesy I would extend to any page that cleverly fails to say anything at all. Spıke ¬  00:21 29-Nov-09
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Keept -RAHB 01:05, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png ATI

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  • Delete. I couldn't even find the jokes. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:16, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I found the jokes, but I didn't like the jokes. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:24, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. Nasty crap. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:33, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Does far too much wrong. --ChiefjusticeDS 15:24, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 02:30, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Okay. It's not funny, and it's not of general interest. Spıke ¬  02:52 27-Nov-09
  • Delete. I couldn't even make it to the second section before wanting to delete this. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:44, 28 Nov
  • Delete. Painful. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:28, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Nom and abstain. The article on New Hampshire, which I maintain, links to ATI, though I don't recall the chip-maker ever being in the state, before or after it ceased independent operation in 2006. This seems like a not-terribly-funny employee inside joke, but I defer to youse. Spıke ¬  01:24 25-Nov-09
  • Seriously?? Nom and abstain?? Aren't there enough utterly shitty articles on Uncyclopedia that you can find something to nominate that you would definitely like to see deleted? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:16, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
There are. I didn't. The indisputable fact that this isn't the absolute best use of our time is not an argument either way. Spıke ¬  10:17 25-Nov-09
Come again Spike ? Not sure I understand that. However I agree with Hyperbole regards articles placed in VFD. If you have found them and think they should be considered for removal, I think you have to vote as a DELETE. By chosing them to go there , you have already made a value judgment about their worth (or lack of it as this is VFD and not VFH). That is not to say you may change your mind once others have looked at the article and made their comments.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:38, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
When I want to vote, I vote. I nominated this article because I doubt its general interest. But I'm not a customer of high-end video cards, and withhold judgement, as I did on the recent fashion-model articles. Adding to my doubt: The company was consumed in 2006, but the article was created and enhanced in 2009. Spıke ¬  02:37 26-Nov-09
But it's Thanksgiving, so let's do some serious horse-trading. You can buy my vote to help you plow ATI under, by coming around on the now-totally-rewritten The Wish Fish. Spıke ¬  11:52 26-Nov-09 Too late.
Per Hyperbole. Basically, if you don't think an article deserves a delete vote, then you probably shouldn't take it to VFD. Its not like there is a shortage of things to delete. --Mn-z 02:30, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

Keept -RAHB 01:06, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Kirsten Dunst

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  • On a related note: "This meant that Dunst got to keep Paris as a sex slave. Due to her inability to do it, she keeps Paris chained up by a sex collar in her basement with a pineapple shoved up her ass and forces her to masturbate herself to her own sex video, using a jackhammer with a fire extinguisher attached to the end." --Mn-z 03:02, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • I am not clear, at all, on why we would redirect this to KKiaWCaKBiaBO. Someone comes here searching for Kirsten Dunst and gets, instead, Keira Knightly and Kate Beckinsale? That doesn't make any sense at all. Sure, Knightly, Beckinsale, and Dunst are all attractive women, but by that logic we should redirect Dick Cheney to Colin Powell because, you know, one Republican is as good as another. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:14, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
Stop fucking with my image of Keira Knightly and Kate Beckinsale in corsets! Especially if I can give them some bloody food so they aren't so freakishly thin. Have some soup or a sandwich, woman! Myocardialinfarction 00:37, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Sorry, I was too busy read to the title of said article. I was thinking Kirsten Dunst was mentioned in the title of KKiaWCaKBiaBO --Mn-z 04:56, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Keept -RAHB 01:07, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

Monster Hunter

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  • Delete It started out as a level 4 Listzard but after years of training with wild IPs, it evolved into a level 50 Cruftile. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:18, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! per above. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:20, 1 December 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Much as I like pidgin English, this is a long, inscrutable demo of the author's cuteness. Beware the long list of potential sequels at the end. Spıke ¬  00:56 1-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete I was feeling pretty forgiving halfway through, but the lists wore away my good will. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:06, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
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Flyleaf

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Collateral Damage (musical)

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:50, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

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Grand Theft Auto: Mercenaries Of England

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This GTA based article has a long list of weapons and a picture of Borat. It would seem incomplete if it didn't have a VFD tag on the bottom. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:54, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dull as it comes. Sort of liked the 'mein kampfy chair' picture, but that belongs somewhere else, not in this boglapse. Myocardialinfarction 11:32, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny; listcruft; see above. Do save that illustration. Spıke ¬  13:55 29-Nov-09
  • Delete. One of those I haven't got anymore ideas for this article...I'll add a list or three . --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:11, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. It's cool, the Mein Kampfy Chair pic is still linked in the main Adolph Hitler article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:53, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

William Snakeshit

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Combo Delete I was checking what linked to Millicent Uddersoe and blam! Gotcha.--Count of Monkey Crisco 03:53, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article was the out-takes for Uddersoe? It's crap. In just the intro: Nonsense year numbers, chatting with the reader, all-capitals, and misspellings. Further down: potty humor and tiny sections constituting listcruft. Trying to be super-cool, not funny. Spıke ¬  04:02 29-Nov-09

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. William Snakeshit. Really. Who came up with that, a middle schooler? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

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VFD-padlock.png Lebanon

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  • This is a shame. Lebanon is an eminently ridiculous country, a place of inter-religious peace sat right in the middle of a perennial war zone, a country that outdoes Canada for being unable to decide what it is and wanting to sit right on the fence on everything controversial. Unfortunately, this article has been tugged in ten different directions, and pursues all of them ineptly. Recently, it has also been a vandalism magnet. If Lebanon were in Latin America, I'd adopt this article. Spıke ¬  00:21 28-Nov-09 PS--Have cleaned up the intro and the section on Demographics, fixed a typo that made the Infobox fail to display, and deleted a section that pompously said nothing about the derivation of the name. But salvaging it would require the addition of new, funny content....

Mario Moonshine

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  • Smite lightning.svg Nom & Smite. This article goes WAY too far past the breaking point. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 01:28, 11 29, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Me no likey. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 01:46, Nov. 29, 2009
  • Smite lightning.svg Delete. This piece of meme-dropping takes itself much too seriously with discussion of its rating, its being pirated (once by itself), and its being litigated. These topics, as well as pedophilia, are not humor but avoidance of humor. Spıke ¬  01:49 29-Nov-09
  • Smite lightning.svg Smite. What they said. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
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Grand Theft Auto: Bikini Bottom Stories

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  • Delete. On Uncyclopedia, few things are less funny than GTA and Spongebob. This is an unfunny shitheap combination of the two. -RAHB 00:20, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. When noting the listcruft, also count the single-sentence sections. Spıke ¬  00:29 29-Nov-09
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! And I believe this was deleted once already. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:51, 29 November 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sadly I think you're thinking of "Grand Theft Auto: Bikini Bottom". Yes, somebody sequeled that turd. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:57, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
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The Kaczyński Twins

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  • Polish pols, seen through the eyes of a video-gamer? Article is essentially unchanged since its creation in 2006: Clever turns of phrase descending into listcruft about whether the subject is gay. Section 5, two sentences on whether the reader is masturbating, I consider vandalism and will delete now. FAP FAP FAP Spıke ¬  00:02 27-Nov-09
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