User talk:TheLedBalloon

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Welcome! This is the talk page of The Led Balloon, where you, yes you can send messages, comments, and pie to me. If you're wondering where the last messages you sent me are, they're gone! Gone forever! Muahahahaha! But seriously, they're not gone. They're here. If you'd like to post a message, place the new text (with a header of course, we try to remain civilized around here) right at the bottom of the page.
Rules of engagement:

You don't exist[edit]

I don't believe in you, and I haven't just seen you. In other news: cheery chrimblemas Leddy! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:09, Dec 2

Don't believe in me? It's like I'm back home with my parents again! Merry Christmas to you too my man. What's new on uncyclopedia? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:23, Dec 2

I am an awful person and repent for my past sins[edit]

Thusly, I have put all of my garbage on QVFD. Fou-Lu 23:22, December 2, 2012 (UTC)

One userspace cleanup coming up. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:28, Dec 2
By which I mean, RAHB just took care of it. What a guy! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:31, Dec 2
I never miss an opportunity to burn down an entire userspace. Except for that time when I accidentally missed an opportunity to burn down an entire userspace. I was justified, you understand, as I was on sojourn in outer space at the time. Also, hey, you're here. Woah. (and then you just banned me and I had to cut and paste this over again, feels just like old times :) -RAHB 23:35, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
The banning revolution is at hand! Down with communal capitalism, long live capital communism! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:02, Dec 3

Welcome back, Kotter[edit]

Candycane.gif Kip the Dip has given you a candy cane!
It makes a great seemingly non-threatening banning stick.


Thank you my friend, it's good to be back. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:01, Dec 3

I pre-urinated your bed for you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:00, December 3, 2012 (UTC)

I pre-pooped your pants for you. You're welcome. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:38, December 3, 2012 (UTC)

And I post- urinated and pooped them. Yeah teamwork! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:24, Dec 3

Hello Dyslexic balloon[edit]

Seriously, your username just bugs the hell out of me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:52, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

I'm dyslexic not! Why say you would that!? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:50, Dec 4
Because you forgot all the spaces between words... Obviously >.> ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:02, December 4, 2012 (UTC)
Forgot...or never gave them any thought in the first place? You decide! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:16, Dec 4 21:16, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Is it alive?[edit]

Did someone pull your DNA out of a mosquito in amber or something? I still want you to eat me on the toilet. --Nikau (talk) 05:08, 29 September 2014 (UTC)

Same.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:40 9.29.14

Re-feature queue[edit]

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:25, 17 November 2014 (UTC)