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Comedy is a communication system for people to make other people realize how stupid some things are. Be they stupid people, places or things. Comedy is usually expressed by Comedians which may be Canadians, individuals, teams or troupes. Animators and illustrators may also qualify as comedians, as their product serves the same purpose. Certainly, Propaganda, pornography and laundry detergent advertisements may be funny, and serve as de facto comedy, but they are not officially comedy.


Internet comedy, called Lulz, was initially just about cats and a few other cute animals. It was introduced in the 1950s, with dogs introduced within a year, after much demand in the UK. It also used the terrestrial internet through ground-based modems. Later, high speed via overhead and/or underground wiring and then 3G were introduced. More recently in the 21st century, lulz has increasingly moved from analog to digital technology. (Full article...)

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Who goeth there?

The creation of the knock knock joke can be traced back to England, around 1032, near the end of the "Comedic Dark Age". Many court jesters were losing their popularity around that time; the latest addition of fools (disfigured people rambling like complete idiots) quickly replaced them due to their lower import price. Much like in modern times, the crazy, random, and stupid had beaten the witty, mature, and hard working.

Anyways, two unknown jesters of the period needed some quick cash and thought up the routine known as "Ye Olde Knocke Knocke Joke". The following is a transcript of the joke. It should be noted that many Bothans died to bring us this information.

History and Origin

The history of the Knock Knock Knock joke can be traced back as far as ancient times. The earliest example of the joke can be found in the Bible, spoken by Moses in Exodus 9:22-25...…

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They didn't include my middle name in this Uncyclopedia article.

Chris Rock (born February 7, 1965) is a self-ascribed African-American comedian, African-American actor, African-American screenwriter, African-American television producer, African-American film producer and an African-American director. He was voted as the fifth greatest African-American stand-up comedian of all time by Comedy Central. His comedic subject matter frequently focuses on the cultural values, habits, and struggles of African-Americans.

Despite the few occasions when he has passingly made mention of his ethnicity, there are still those who speculate that Rock may actually be a racist white person in prosthetic makeup.…

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How dare you pull your piece out on the lanes, pendejo.

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Did You Know...

  • ... that he more you drink, the funnier this is.
  • ...that Comedy was invented by God when he created the Duck-billed Platypus?
  • ... a priest, a rabbi and a minister walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
  • ... that Karl Marx is considered the father of Comedism.
  • ... that in Poland, Polish jokes are just called jokes.
  • ... what is more disgusting than a pile of dead light bulbs?
  • ...that Jesus is coming, so try and look busy.
  • ....that no bumper stickers were harmed making this list.


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Abbott and Costello  Andy Kaufman  Andy Richter  Andy Samberg  Betty White  Bill Bailey  Bill Cosby  Bill Hicks  Bill Maher  Billy Connolly  Bob Saget  Carlos Mencia  Carrot Top  Charlie Chaplin  Colin Mochrie  Conan O'Brien  Dane Cook  Dave Chappelle  Demetri Martin  Denis Leary  Doug Stanhope  Dylan Moran  Eric Idle  Evan Almighty  George Carlin  Gilbert Gottfried  The Goodies  Graham Chapman  Howard Stern  Hugh Laurie  Janeane Garofalo  Jay Leno  Jenny McCarthy  Jerry Seinfeld  Jon Stewart  Michael Palin  Neil Patrick Harris  Paul Giamatti  Richard Pryor  Ricky Gervais  Stephen Colbert  Stephen Fry  Steve Martin  Steven Wright  Tina Fey  Tracey Ullman  Will Ferrell

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History of comedy:  God  Moses  Charlie Chaplin
Inventors and pioneers:  Some guy  A Rabbi  A Priest  A Minister  Screw in light bulbs  The Fool  Bozo the Clown  Gumby  Mao Zedong  Friedrich Engels  Karl Marx
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