Yasser Abu Shabab
Yasser Abu Shabab (19 December 1993 – 4 December 2025) was a Palestinian militant and the cartel boss of the Popular Forces, an Arab knock off of Pablo Escobar's Medellin cartel, backed by the Jews and ISIS, Abu Shabab turned Eastern Rafah into his own personal fiefdom and would massacre starving civilians, steal aid and smuggle narcotics, leading him to be nicknamed "Gaza's Pablo Escobar".
Yet, after the Gaza ceasefire was put into practice following October 2025, Abu Shabab's days were numbered, ultimately he got cucked by Hamas gunmen who killed him in an ambush on December 5 2025, he was pronounced dead in an Israeli hospital (how fitting).
Background[edit | edit source]
Born in the shithole of Rafah, this camel-jockey Abu Shabab started as a lowlife thug, peddling drugs and stealing from his own people. But when the Israelis bombed the fuck out of Gaza, this sand-fucking rat saw his chance to climb the ladder of power.
Escaping prison like the criminal he was, Abu Shabab gathered his clan of inbred cousins and formed the"Popular Forces" - a gang of trigger-happy retards who pretended to be protecting civilians but were really just stealing aid and fucking whatever moved.
Rise to power[edit | edit source]
Abu Shabab then seized parts of eastern Rafah and declared himself God-Emperor of the Gaza Strip.
But Abu Shabab's real talent was sucking Israeli dick. He collaborated with the Zionist pigs, letting them arm his militia in exchange for permission to operate in Israeli-controlled areas, he in turn helped them by massacring his own people during the 2025 Gaza Strip Aid Site Killings in which 2k Gazan civilians died. The stupid Palestinian fuck thought he was playing both sides, but he was just a pawn in their game.And then, like all good things, it came to an end.
Killing[edit | edit source]
Eventually, Abu Shabab was found drinking his own body fluids in a sewer, doing an impression of Mario, along with his body guard and sex slave Ghassan Duhine but the Hummus operatives, lead by a certain Admiral Allahu Ackbar who had quite enough of his faggotry, beat his meat a bit then they tied him up and shot him in the face.
See also[edit | edit source]
- ISIS and Israel, his friends
- Hamas, his arch-enemies
- Yasser Arafat, The other Yasser
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