User talk:Sipi1230

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Thanks...

... for your contributions to Orion. I especially enjoyed the scorpion picture. I altered your "stars" section a bit, because some of the information was a little too in-depth for people as idiotic as the Irvings to get. Again, thanks!--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 19:17, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

I notice you've been "messin' up" a bit on VFH

Whether you've been failing to sign your votes, breaking numbering, not numbering at all, or anything else like that, I'm here to give you a warning and some recommended reading. Really recommended. Read that and please learn how to do things right from now on. Thank you. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:16, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

More Undead Thanksplate!

Doug would like to thank you! Again! For Helping him and little Emily get through the inconvenient zombie apocalypse! And be the best article of July 09!

Or in this case first time undead thanks, but I really can't be bothered changing the header. Glad you liked it!    Orian57    Talk   18:19 15 August 2009