User talk:Random Guy

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Talk pages

I've noticed you've been making a handful of edits in the past month. I'm glad you've found uncyclopedia, and hope you've enjoyed your time here. However, the bulk of your edits consist of bitching on the talk pages of articles and includes one rather pointless forum post. If you want to create a pointless forum, at least do it in BHOP, and talk pages are for discussing the article, not starting flamewars. Also, please sign your posts by typing four tildes (~~~~) at the end of each comment you leave. I strongly suggest that you read UN:BGBU, it will help you to succeed here. I hope that you take my suggestions into consideration, and become a useful contributor. Otherwise, you may wind up fading into obscurity. Read UN:BGBU, and stay away from obscurity. I've heard it hurts. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:54, Sep 22