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GROW A MEGA TOOL IN 2 WEEKS FLAT

JENNIFER IS 25 AND HOT

FAT CUNTS BUSTED HARD DAILY

MEGA-TURBO BACKLINK BOMBER! DOWNLOAD FREE!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Apr 22 '12 10:06 (UTC)

It looks like iana have blocked my access. Bastards! Nominally Humane! 10:17 22 Apr

Foot noted.

This is all total sickening nonsense puppy, please don't take it personally. As you can see, the community as a whole felt strongly enough about your candidacy to put you into the final round. No one should be treated like that (in my humble opinion). GAG! Gag gag gag! --ShabiDOO 17:36, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

This is me not being fussed. I'd already said who I think would be the best two candidates to become admins, and it looks as though they may end up being opped. I'm actually enjoying this at the moment. Nominally Humane! 11:54 22 Apr

I'm glad you have the right attitude.

p.s. any special dreams lately? ;) --ShabiDOO 23:57, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

Just the one about riding a rocket ship that turns into a fountain, but I get that one all the time. Nominally Humane! 11:59 22 Apr

Shabidoo speaks for the rabble, the western edge of the insane, the crowd who speaks with one voice but has nothing to say, these are your fanboys and we sell them apples by the bushel and the peck. Aleister 1:04 23-4-'12

Shabby is the president of my one man fan club, so treat him with respect he deserves! Nominally Humane! 01:11 23 Apr

My god Aleister...sometimes its hard to tell if your poetic madness is a welcome pat on the back or a humerous slap in the face ;) --ShabiDOO 01:14, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

Ah, I can see how someone can read my note and not get that I too am a member of the club and am dismayed by the events of recent vintage. I too am the rabble, I am the insane, I as well speak with one voice but have nothing to say. Unwashed, Al April (UTC)

Al's also the president of my one man support group. Treat him with the respect he deserves! Nominally Humane! 01:19 23 Apr

I have an idea...why don't the three of us randomly choose a user and go and do some character assasination on them in a forum. The result of my random computer selection is the following user: "User:Shabidoo". I guess that is stunning back luck that the computer chose my username of all names. In any case, lets start up a forum and rip this user to shreds. You guys go first!!! --ShabiDOO 01:23, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

I wasn't here when the Socky thing occurred, and I read the forums later and it was the only time I felt bad and sad being here. Not here, on the planet, but here, logged in on this clown sideshow. This one, you have the right attitude. By the way, I just looked at your Fight Club page, genius at play. Tyler had good things to say, and even now, with everyone knowing the movie, it's still one of the most underrated movies here. Not here, on this clown sideshow, but here, on the planet. Al April (UTC)

Does that mean you guys aren't going to start up a forum and rip me to shreds??? :( :( :( --ShabiDOO 01:30, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

No. That would be redundant. hahahahahahheeheeheheehheheheehehehehehehhehehahahahaha Aleister 1:32 23-UTC

Hah hah hah. Muah ha ha ha ha ha. Hahaha. Hahaha (what are we laughing about?). Hahahahahahaha. Muah ha ha ha ha ha!!! HAHAHAHA!!! (seriously?). Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha! Muah ha ha muah ha ha ha ha!!!! !!!!!!!!!!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA Hahahaha (i think i get the joke) HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (or maybe not) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (in any case it's fun to laugh along) hehehehehehehehe (if I laugh louder than anyone else...none of them will realise that I have no idea whats going on) hehehehehe MUAH HA HA --ShabiDOO 01:40, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

The existing one at Forum:Line up and see the freak! does the job nicely. Nominally Humane! 01:42 23 Apr

workshop

Mr. Puppy, it would be nice if you had the chance as well to browse my workshop whenver you have the chance. If there's any article that you seem interested on...we could colab...be it a change, a rewrite, a polishing, ideas, a new direction, blah blah. Of course...that's if...you don't mind me hanging out with you cool kids :S --ShabiDOO 02:01, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

I'll have a look at some stage - hopefully. Nominally Humane! 02:17 23 Apr

French Canadians have a saying that is losely translated into English as "Twist your tongue seven times before you say something". I find it useful...those times I remember to do so ;) --ShabiDOO 02:19, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

My mother used to say "if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all". I was mute for most of my teenage years as a result. Nominally Humane! 02:25 23 Apr

Competitive interest

Following this now archived discussion, while it's probably a moot point for the current one, it's fairly standard procedure to outright ask who intends to participate in a proposed competition at the proposed time and judge interest based on that. Once the competition begins, it is generally assumed that this has already been done and that there indeed were sufficient folks who said they would participate for it to work, so for future contests, I'd suggest being more deliberate about that. Might help. 1234 ~ 02:13, 23 April 2012

So I shouldn't act unilaterally without getting feedback from the community first, and make decisions upon everyone's behalf? Nominally Humane! 02:14 23 Apr

This was merely a suggestion for how to more effectively run contests based on the common methodology; while you're welcome to ignore it, attempting to divert the subject with a boomerang is hardly constructive. Thank you. 1234 ~ 02:27, 23 April 2012

That's okay. You're similarly welcome to not give unsolicited advice and expect it to be taken as canon. Nominally Humane! 02:35 23 Apr

Could you children please keep it down? Daddy's watching the game, and if he has to get up and clean up any blood, he's going to kill both of you, mmmkay? Don't make me get my belt. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Apr 23 '12 4:52 (UTC)

Wow, butthurt much? "I love running things, but I hate responsibility and feedback." PotR for admin – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:32 Apr 27, 2012

It's nothing to do with that, just that I got a little sick of someone's passive aggression, and thought that pointing out that I'd rather she just shut the fuck up because I had no interest in listening to someone who has been going out out her way to be a character assassin. It is working, however. (Which reminds me...) Nominally Humane! 02:53 27 Apr

help

Can you help me on Game:Escape from the Deserted Island, the templates seem dosn't work. --ExplodingSoda (talk) 05:01, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

I'm a little under the pump at the moment. Lyrithya has been suggesting that she is happy to help out new members with coding based issues, so she'd be the best person for you to speak to. Nominally Humane! 06:27 23 Apr

♥ Hiiiiiii... ♥

Yeah, uh...just wanted to let you know that the patrol script is pretty much "finished", as in, "there's nothing much more I can do to improve it." It allows the file to grow to 20kB (enough for several thousand tokens) and then resets to 4kB (or about 500). As for hiding it from recent changes...well, it may not be that big of a deal. IPs generally just fuck things up, so their changes are usually just reverted or undone. Last few days, the IP edits I've seen that were legit totaled < 10 for an evening. And not every change that one makes to a file shows up grouped together at the top of RC, for some reason. So, uh, I guess my point is...feel free to use the patrol script for now, it won't flood RC too badly, I don't think.

Also, let me know if I changed it to work the way you wanted. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Apr 23 '12 11:23 (UTC)

Competition

Can I submit my UnNews to VFH or shall I wait until the competition is over?? *smokes a bagel* Mattsnow 20:31, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

Go for it. The competition asks that you don't use PR or RadX, but given it's to encourage UnNews creation, a feature is well within the spirit of the comp. Nominally Humane! 11:16 24 Apr

My userpage is backed up

Click here to see the original version, that is before it got vandalized. It's got some featured articles transcluded onto it now. (Though this also marks my userpage as featured.) Check it out. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:45, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

Yah. The transclusion of the FA template will screw things up. Very bad. You may want to do something about that. (Maybe subst them and remove the FA template?) Nominally Humane! 11:49 24 Apr

Best Old UnNews audio Who?

As of right now I don't see any entries for Best Old UnNews audio. Rather odd, as that would be a really easy category to enter--"Hey, I already did the work; all I have to do is type in the name and I'm entered!" Any ideas on stuff that can be done, or should we just not worry about it? User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig19 18:42, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

I'm not fussing too much. What we get is what we get, and we'll work from there. If anyone wants to pimp this out any more they are welcome to. Nominally Humane! 12:15 26 Apr

Woah

Puppy I just realised how many lies you've been telling us! Seriously, you aren't even a dog (let alone a puppy) but instead a cat, and not even a kitty cat, but a cat, a pussy cat. And you aren't a guy, you are a female cat, with a vagina. Why would you lie about that? And you obviously aren't from Australia, because there are no cats in Australia. And I just learnt that you have never been on the radio...some online music players yes, but never on any AM or FM radio. Which makes this all the more baffling. Why would you conceal your real identity as an old-female-non-australian-cat-who-has-been-on-live-streaming-internet-players. It's not like we are the kind of people who would judge you for being one of those...which you are. Boy do you have some explaining to do! --ShabiDOO 18:51, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

I never lie - except to debtors. Nominally Humane! 12:17 26 Apr

Well, it's happened again: you've wasted another perfectly good hour listening to Bizzeebeever.

Now that we have patrolling turned on, let me know if there's any way that you would like me to enhance it, such as automating this or something. Hope this makes it easier for ya and the other folks who actually revert stuff. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Apr 25 '12 22:59 (UTC)

Nah - we'll see what happens with what's happening, and then we'll panic. I was going to start work on a USP delivery script at some stage soon though. Nominally Humane! 11:05 25 Apr

Cool. Let me know if you need any assistance.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Apr 25 '12 23:49 (UTC)

"...dishwasher?!?"

lol, "Rundfunk" didn't have enough letters, huh?  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Apr 26 '12 8:22 (UTC)

Actually, I was taking over what Guildy left at Der Unwehr (which is the R in Ritter), and figured I don't want to take his title, so I thought of a new title that was as close to "busboy" as I could come up with. My German is nein existant, so Google threw that word at me for "dishwasher" and I used that there, and then thought "That'll look good in a signature", and then realised I was five characters short, so dropped the Ritter on there. (I assume that means something like "Sir".) Nominally Humane! 08:35 26 Apr

:) Um Sie, sage ich "Guten Tag", Herr Bedienungshilfe. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Apr 26 '12 9:14 (UTC)

You, I say "good day," Mr Help? Nominally Humane! 09:19 26 Apr

No no no. "Pardon me, good sir, but my hovercraft is full of penises!" ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Apr 26 '12 9:23 (UTC)

Das is not einen boobie. Nominally Humane! 09:24 26 Apr

Ich zeige Ihnen eine Busen! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Apr 26 '12 9:31 (UTC)

Rules of Puppy Talk Page

Can you delete other peeps comments from a talk page? I usually would make an exception with obvious vandalism, vile abuse etc, what size underpants you wear but other peeps comments?? Since you are up for the admin cap, that would mean that comments left by others on this page should not be removed so that others can see what happens with future issues. Disclosure and transparency, see-through baby doll nightdresses in the parlance here. Thoughts? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:42, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

I haven't done it yet. It was more that I was getting sick of unslicited advice and patronising comments. I just reserve the right to delete it, which help discourage them being given. Nominally Humane! 09:45 26 Apr

But pictures of tits are still welcome? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Apr 26 '12 10:05 (UTC)

Contest question

On rewrites of an old UnNews, when we mainspace them do they go under the old date of the article or "today's" date of the rewritten article's mainspacing? Thanks. Aleister (UTC)

It's up to Mattsnow. I remember when I adjusted the date on an older UnNews ages ago and someone (maybe Spike or Chief, but I could be making that up) changed it back and asked me to not update the date as it stuffs up what should go on the front page. I didn't agree, as I think substantial rewrites should have a chance to shine, but Mattsnow's the man to make that call. For the purposes of the Pee Buddy it doesn't matter. If anything though, I'd hold off until after the competition is ended and judged (which is about a week away) as we can then highlight the winners on the UnNews page as featured UnNews with a more relevant timeframe. Nominally Humane! 02:27 27 Apr

Alright. So I should just leave it on a user space until it's judged and dragged through the mud? It still needs editing and tweaking too. Thanks. And I nommed a page but it's coming up a red link, although I thought I did everything right - if you have ten minutes could you take a look at it. Thanks. Now, get back and write the history of the whole damn world! Al 3:35 27-4-'12

Don't think

That I don't know about you doing that thing where you found my thing in the list of things. Also... it may now be possible to undo the entire wiki back to 2005 using recent changes! MrN 05:47, Apr 27

Do I know about that thing in your list of things? And I'm barely getting back through today! Nominally Humane! 05:57 27 Apr

It's clear back to

24 April 2012 (diff | hist) . . ! Aids‎; 21:38 . . (+58) . . Superhorsesense (talk | contribs | block)

For me now. I think it just keeps going back in time as people clear the marks, which is interesting as I always thought it only stored the last 500 edits in the wiki RC, but apparently it's all there. MrN 06:04, Apr 27

Same here. And it goes back to there as I've been slowly going back through the edits over the last few days. Now that User:PuppyOnTheRadio/History of the world is complete (short of images and hopefully a review) I'm taking a minor writing break, then I have Pee Buddy judging next week, then clearing up the PQ again. I'm curious as to how far this will go back, but there's only one way to find out. Nominally Humane! 06:14 27 Apr

Ha ha! I was hoping that might intrigue you as much as it does me. I cleared a load out using tabs removing rollback users edits as you can check them very quick, (they don't appear in new edits now). It just keeps going back further and further!!! MrN 06:54, Apr 27

I was just going through similar where I was picking on users whose edits I know are likely to be good, or stuff on talk pages, or user pages. For instance, I checked last revision of User:FreedomFruit and User:FreedomFruit/sig (and reverted one) and therefore anything earlier is "safe" to call patrolled. Nominally Humane! 07:02 27 Apr

Having said that, I've hidden Anon edits for the moment until I've gone through the "trusted" edits. Nominally Humane! 07:05 27 Apr

You can use various combinations of grouped or not recent changes also. I bet it also does the same with Special:Newpages. It's a shame it's so many clicks to swap between the two settings. Having to go into Special:Preferences to swap back and forth between the two settings is a pain. MrN 07:16, Apr 27

A-ha! I just added the tag removed ICU and it will only go back to the start of April. (I've culled most of those as they were by Admins/trusted.) This goes back to the end of March. Nominally Humane! 07:24 27 Apr

Just so that we are clear when you say "Admins/trusted"... I wanted to point out that obviously no one trusts any of the Uncyclopedia admins, and so putting the terms "Admins/trusted" together is probably not appropriate and might be taken out of context. Also, when I click that it goes back to 20 April 2012 (diff | hist) . . ! Lesotho‎; 15:13 . . (+386) . . Steveyt0 (talk | contribs | block) (Construction tag removed)... MrN 07:36, Apr 27

March 29, 2012 (diff | hist) . . ! Nation of Procrasti‎; 22:48 . . (+2) . . MrN9000 (talk | contribs) (needs moooooore good stuffs please.) (Construction tag removed) [rollback] Odd. We must have a different option in preferences somewhere. And that slash means or. Nominally Humane! 07:42 27 Apr

VFS

Why drop out of the race and let Frosty win? --EMC ^[TALK] 18:43 Apr 27 2012
I VOTED FOR YA YA BASTARD! --EMC ^[TALK] 18:58 Apr 27 2012

user page lollollol history of the world lollollol Al (UTC)

Pee Buddy

I've already started my Pee for "Dick Clark dies; testicles live on" at this URL, which I won't disclose to ANYONE. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 02:14, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

Psst...

Hey, pup, if you love me anymore you'll come on IRC so's we can talk real quick. You still love me, right? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Apr 28 '12 2:56 (UTC)

The stuff happening

I'm not sure whats going on...but why dont you consider following the advice you've given me a couple times? --ShabiDOO 14:17, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

What's wrong?

If anything I can help. -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 16:45, April 28, 2012 (UTC)